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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #100 on: November 06, 2006, 07:02:14 PM »
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on November 06, 2006, 07:00:11 PM
Sod Buster and Ozark arrive early for the meeting,  Alice is just now putting out the donuts and stuffing each one with a different color pill.

she starts brewing up coffee for everybody cept Del,  she makes some special fer him  (extra meds)

Can I have a BLUE pill in my blueberry donut?  I don't like my colors to clash.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #101 on: November 06, 2006, 07:06:15 PM »
Alice accomodates Sod Buster,  now his pills and Blueberry donuts match,   

fer extra credit, Sod Buster pushes the chalk board to the end of the room fer alice.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #102 on: November 06, 2006, 07:36:51 PM »
Was the blue pill Valium, Viagra or Reglan?   My every mornin' pill is yaller. ;D
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #103 on: November 06, 2006, 07:39:43 PM »
I don't know, Alice just emptied out the bottle and started picking em up and shoving em in the donuts.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #104 on: November 06, 2006, 07:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on November 06, 2006, 07:06:15 PM
fer extra credit, Sod Buster pushes the chalk board to the end of the room fer alice.

Author's note: <<This action needs to be done before Sod Buster's meds kick in.  He doesn't know which blue pill he got.  The group leader may want to steer clear of Sod Buster if'n he got the "little blue pill".   :o :o >>
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #105 on: November 06, 2006, 07:45:45 PM »
My mornin one is a small blue one ::) :o :o :o :o
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #106 on: November 06, 2006, 07:46:36 PM »
now with a sudden sense of urgency,   Alice franticly starts counting pills, trying to figure out which one Sod Buster got.   while keeping one eye on him at all times
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #107 on: November 06, 2006, 07:50:24 PM »
Quote from: Ozark Tracker on November 06, 2006, 07:46:36 PM
now with a sudden sense of urgency,   Alice franticly starts counting pills, trying to figure out which one Sod Buster got.   while keeping one eye on him at all times

Sod Buster starts to feel "Randy". :o
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #108 on: November 06, 2006, 07:51:15 PM »
Randy starts to feel Sod Bustery. ;D
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #109 on: November 06, 2006, 07:54:51 PM »
Alice appears shocked and threatens everyone with a fly swat.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #110 on: November 06, 2006, 08:44:40 PM »
Trinity steps up behind her and she freezes... wide eyed. :o
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #111 on: November 06, 2006, 08:47:58 PM »
with her flyswat gripped like a baseball bat she takes a mighty swing.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #112 on: November 06, 2006, 10:25:16 PM »
Trinity ducks and she spins out of balance and whirls across the room. 

Remember Skittles?  No, not the candy.
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #113 on: November 06, 2006, 11:55:41 PM »
The blue pills wear off afore the 4 hour limit so none have to go to the ER.   ;D   

OK, tommorow is "Afraid of the Dark Day" everyone go home and turn on yer night light. ;D
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #114 on: November 07, 2006, 04:37:40 AM »
 " Randy" Newman, walks in gives all the "short people" a nightlight sucker. Then leaves the thread
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #115 on: November 07, 2006, 07:20:37 AM »

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

Hey I have that on vinyl. ;D

So tommorow is "Short People Grow Up Day." :D :D :D :D ::) ;)
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #116 on: November 07, 2006, 07:32:08 AM »
Delmonico runs all around the clinic and starts to put everything on high shelves. ::) ;D
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #117 on: November 07, 2006, 07:45:05 AM »
Short hitching posts are installled out front in the parking lot fer the cowboys mini horses.  Trinity puts signs out front

Welcome short crazy  people
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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #118 on: November 07, 2006, 07:47:09 AM »
'Alice', Grace Slick.  On the right.............



Somehow, I just think it'd take more'n a pill 'n I ain't been THAT drunk in a long time..................

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Re: Tall Tales Group Therapy
« Reply #119 on: November 07, 2006, 08:35:17 AM »
"Group Therapy"????

** C.J. is doubled over in laughter **

"Group Therapy"!!!!

BAW HAW HA HA HA

You'z ALL beyond hope!
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