Will we ever see litl rooster again? [Back at Last}

[Delmonico]

Is this where the toothpaste ad comes in? And the story continues..............Buck

You'll wonder where yer friends all went
When you brush yer teeth with Poopsadent.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

As we return to our story, none of the riders have returned with news of litl rooster.  Del begins to send out smoke signals to see if litl rooster will respond.

[Delmonico]

Flash, news update from Newbrassky, the problem has spread beyond northern Virginny, co-worker who recently moved has been waitin' 3 weeks with 3 missed appointments for his saddle-lite dish.  Calls to the regional office has produced a promise of the regional manager showin' up between 8:00 and 8:30 am tommorow to hook it up his ownself.  No bets are bein' taken on this.

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[Lucky Irish Tom]

When the regional manager gets up on the roof your friend co-worker should take the ladder away and tell him he'll be back somtime between 9:30 AM and 5:00 PM! 

[Delmonico]

I said co-worker I did not say friend.  OK he's ok and not in this first dummy shipment, but I do choose my friends a little better.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I fixed it Del! 

[Ozark Tracker]

well if he gets him trapped up on the roof, don't waste it,  hog tie him and put him on the bus to litl rooster and make him hook his up too.  he may beat the one litl roosters waiting on.

[Delmonico]

I fixed it Del! 

That's better, Tyce is OK, but he's kinda a Yuppie, got a degree in livestock and horses from some collage in Iller-noise, but what gets me is he talks about when he did an Intership on a ranch in Texas, didn't know cowboys did internships, always thought they started out as greenhorns, but he runs the tack dept and 80% of the customers are horse yuppies he fits in ok.

His wife is some PHD at the Looneyversity, got hired on for last year and Tyce followed along.   Nice fella but his wife keeps his gonads in her purse.

[Delmonico]

Talked to lit rooster a bit ago, the cable guy is there at this moment hookin' him up.  No meantion if the guy's name is Larry.

Says he will be on later, we'll see if he shows up or I have to change the number later.

[litl rooster]

Yeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaw




today's date must be Feb 31st

[Sod Buster]

It's about time.
We were beginning to think you might forget about us. 

[Ozark Tracker]

we might ought ta ask for ID  make sure it's him

[litl rooster]

I needz to shoot something


Spit





HOOTER'S

[Ozark Tracker]

why that must be him

speaking of Hooters, we saw a new one up to Ft. Smith when we were up there Friday,

[Four-Eyed Buck]

He's baaaaack!

[Trinity]

...  Nice fella but his wife keeps his gonads in her purse.

Wouldn't that apply to us all, married or not?

[Trinity]

It's about time.
We were beginning to think you might forget about us. 

Maybe he was wishing to do that!

why that must be him

speaking of Hooters, we saw a new one up to Ft. Smith when we were up there Friday,

"We"?  You and a friend, right?  Or did you wait for Jackie to go to the restroom before calling the girl over to pick things up off of the floor?

[Delmonico]

Wouldn't that apply to us all, married or not?

Nope, not here, my ex wanted to keep them there but wouldn't let her.  Rita never has wanted to put them there, beside that of late they might go the way of her credit cards that she kept in her purse.

[Trinity]

You let her keep the credit cards?  Oh boy...

[Delmonico]

It's ok, Rowdy opened her purse, got them and hid them till he was out of rawhide bones and then when I was going to go to the sotore for them he went in the closet and got them out of the corner by the vinyl LP's and behind my frock coat.