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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7200 on:** July 23, 2006, 09:54:03 PM »

ya gotta watch a lot of em, one hand on the Bible and the other on "YOUR" wallet

Trinity · « **Reply #7201 on:** July 23, 2006, 09:56:28 PM »

"Looky at what Ah jus' got! The express rahder jus' dropped this thang off. Dail done mailed it to me. Iss a little fuzzy, but we kin raid it.... Wail, them what kin raid.

"Now ah unnerstan' why them folks over to Gonkjzith an' Jkebhznoni is always a-feudin'! They border is crazy!"

Trinity · « **Reply #7202 on:** July 23, 2006, 10:01:54 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on July 23, 2006, 09:54:03 PM

ya gotta watch a lot of em, one hand on the Bible and the other on "YOUR" wallet

"Yep. Luckily, we's only goin' fer tha free food an' won' have no money on us."

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Sod Buster · « **Reply #7203 on:** July 23, 2006, 10:05:45 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 23, 2006, 09:56:28 PM

"Looky at what Ah jus' got! The express rahder jus' dropped this thang off. Dail done mailed it to me. Iss a little fuzzy, but we kin raid it.... Wail, them what kin raid.

How come Litl' Roosterville is so small?

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7204 on:** July 23, 2006, 10:06:27 PM »

well now at least we know where we are, oh, ya didn't put the little arrow on that says whar we are

YOU ARE HERE

Sod Buster · « **Reply #7205 on:** July 23, 2006, 10:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 23, 2006, 10:01:54 PM

"Yep. Luckily, we's only goin' fer tha free food an' won' have no money on us."

Praise God and pass the Kim Chi

Trinity · « **Reply #7206 on:** July 23, 2006, 10:27:15 PM »

"Hallerlu-ya an' is anybody gonnna eat them cone-dawgs?"

Trinity · « **Reply #7207 on:** July 23, 2006, 10:28:46 PM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on July 23, 2006, 10:05:45 PM

How come Litl' Roosterville is so small?

<<That's because terrible natural destruction of all sorts have whittled away at it in the last weeks. A moment of silence please...

What I'm curious about is:

A) how can you grow so much in your Township with the Ralph only touching your NE corner?
B) What happens to the Ralph near the Dismal. Does it go underground?

Chance · « **Reply #7208 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:29:38 AM »

Cain't see no elephunk farm either. Where'd they come from?

Chance · « **Reply #7209 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:32:42 AM »

Trin' are you gonna eat ALL them sausages?

Chance · « **Reply #7210 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:39:09 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 23, 2006, 09:56:28 PM

""Now ah unnerstan' why them folks over to Gonkjzith an' Jkebhznoni is always a-feudin'! They border is crazy!"

Trin' your border is a mite irregular. Was you drunk when you mapped out your claim?

If'n y'all had a bigger map you would see Chance County WAAAAAAAAAAYYYY over to the East.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7211 on:** July 24, 2006, 10:24:36 AM »

(I'd a added that if I'd a thought of it.

But one the other hand they done kick my ancestors out of there almost 400 years ago.)

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7212 on:** July 24, 2006, 11:47:35 AM »

Slim rides into the yard with a pack mule in tow.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #7213 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:30:54 PM »

Good thing ya brung tha pack mule Slim, Trinity iz gettin powerful hongry agin. He's so peekid he's thinkin a goin to tha revival jest ta git some vittles!

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7214 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:37:14 PM »

Tom and Slim unpack the mule and fill the icebox with Wiscoooooonsin cheese and sausage.

Chance · « **Reply #7215 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:45:47 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 24, 2006, 10:24:36 AM

(I'd a added that if I'd a thought of it. But one the other hand they done kick my ancestors out of there almost 400 years ago.)

Del we don't hold no hard feelin's. Y'all can come back anytime you like. Jus' don't bring no handguns 'cos this here govvyment don't trust law 'biding citizens to have 'em. Criminals can keep theirs tho'!

Delmonico · « **Reply #7216 on:** July 24, 2006, 02:44:23 PM »

<Chance, I figgered that, the ones I worry about are the part of the family that went to Canada after the war. We ain't heard hide nor hair of them since.)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7217 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:13:25 PM »

Ozark comes back into the kitchen and slices his second helping of cheese and slices an apple to go along with it. and a second helping of sasuage. with his belly full he looks out the door and wonders,, whar's Trinity, this foods been here fer hours, wonder if he went to the preaching and eating?

Trinity · « **Reply #7218 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:16:44 PM »

Quote from: Chance on July 24, 2006, 03:32:42 AM

Trin' are you gonna eat ALL them sausages?

"Done et 'em. Now Ahm hongry again!"

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on July 24, 2006, 01:30:54 PM

Good thing ya brung tha pack mule Slim, Trinity iz gettin powerful hongry agin. He's so peekid he's thinkin a goin to tha revival jest ta git some vittles!

"OL' Ozark an' me wen' yestidy, but they run us off when we thought them snakes was part of tha buffet.

We's gonna trah again tonight, but this tahm he's ta git their attention whilst Ah take tha snakes."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7219 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:23:09 PM »

I reckon that auta hold us till we get down to the meeting grounds, they said all lthe ladies was branging baked goods tonight, I hope some of'm brings some cakes and pies.

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