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[Delmonico]

Delmonico has no luck sellin' flowers to the travelers at the stage stop.  He heads back to the ranch with Trinity's yaller sheets and wishes aro-planes had been invented.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico talks to litl rooster and he says the Sky Pilot/Sheep Herder has left sayin' his work is done.  "That fella works less than Trinity."

[Stoney Pete]

Ridding herd with Slim, Stoney feels a sense of relaxation come over him.  He's spent too much time at the ranch.   "Slim, I think I gotta get out more often."

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[Trinity]

Delmonico talks to litl rooster and he says the Sky Pilot/Sheep Herder has left sayin' his work is done.  "That fella works less than Trinity."

  "Now you take that back right now!  No one works less than me!"

[Trinity]

<Arthur's note: Trinity is the winner of the 6000th post.> 

<<Arthur's note:  Naw.... OT is the winner, Trinity's a cheater.  >>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "see ya can't trust no travelin' Sky Pilot, he said his work is done and he was leavin', now he's peekin' in the window again."  Delmonico gets some incense, puts in in his censor and lights is, spreadin' the smokey fragerance all around the house.   

He then sits cross legged in the dinin' room and holds his hands out, palms up and chants, "uuund-yelly-mond, uuuund-yelly-mond, undyellymond."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "Get ready fer some sheep, dy-nomite and a 10 gauge. The sheepherder is gonna tell us a story as to why he fibbed ta us.  Might wanna get him a Websters so he can learns some new words.""

[Delmonico]

"Durn it takes him a while to think up escuses."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tosses some dirty dishwater out the kitchen window and hits the Sheep Herder, "Tain't Holy Water, but it's good enough fer a window peeker, BTW I blessed it first."

[Delmonico]

He then tosses out a towel and hollor's, "Dry off afore ya short circuit yer key board and end up in a porn site."

[Trinity]

Delmonico tosses some dirty dishwater out the kitchen window and hits the Sheep Herder, "Tain't Holy Water, but it's good enough fer a window peeker, BTW I blessed it first."

"Yeah, right after Ah sneezed in it, Dail said 'God Bless You'"    *sniff* *sniff*  "What's that strange smellin' smoke?  Ah cain' smail mah rope no more!


"Looky!  He's still pakin' in!"

[Delmonico]

"He's still thinkin' of sumthin' clever to say, pretty soon he'll give up again and post sheep, 10 gauge and dyno-mite.

[Delmonico]

<Author's note: He's gonna have to hurry cause my computor at home is still broke and I'm gonna have to close soon.>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "Get ready I found us a place west of here to celebrate the summer solstice."

http://www.clusterballoon.org/nebraska/nebraska.html

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note:  When he gets it posted ya all can call me if'n it's clever, ya have my nuber, gotta close.>

[Marshal harpoluke]

litl' rooster ever so wary of The Utah Sheepherder, watch's him ride da Sheep out. Firing a shot between the da Sheep's legs.  Perfect miss da Sheep hops the Herder falls in a fresh green cow pie. da Sheep runs off with the herder afoot again.

 

Marshal whirls N grabs His trusty 10ga., racks the action N shoots LR in da tail-feathers with Da Rock Salt, racks the action N Blows LR's Hat off, leavers again n shoots Pea-Eye's tie rope lose, Racks the action again N Shoots the ground betwean Pea-Eye.   Shot bounces off ground N hits Pea-Eye N Da Flanks , the horse Ney's, bucks N takes off at a full gallop fer Da  hills.

Marshal closes on LR levals the Mighty 10 n Says, " Got no use fer Backshooters, N Bushwhackers, Ya don't have ta love Ma Sheep,  I'de have Ya fer dinner, but your too tough N scrawny, besides it would take me forever ta get the buckshot out.

Marshal ties up LR with da barb-wire.  Remounts Da Sheep N rides out to the Dynomite Chicken Ranch.

 

 

[Trinity]

Trinity yawns.  "Yep!  Dail was right.  Nothin' but "sheep, 10 gauge and dyno-mite".  But ya fergot rock salt an' tail feathers.  Hey Dail, d'ya suppose he would like ta buy some flars from ya an' have a leaflet?"

[Trinity]

Delmonico says, "Get ready I found us a place west of here to celebrate the summer solstice."

http://www.clusterballoon.org/nebraska/nebraska.html

Interesting.

I am so glad they made sure to include in Carhenge the Pinto.  The bean so good they had to name a car after it...

[Ozark Tracker]

Wal the medicine man from down south made it here,  he said he needed to cook up some of his brew,  I seen your #3 still were'nt  being used so he's a cooking up some kinda something to make us all bullet proof again the rock salt.

[Trinity]

"Be careful with product from #3!  She's been tainted with Dails Dye-rhear elixer.  "