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Well I'm going out and get the steam engine fired and start build up some pressure,  I know we going to music before very much longer

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Ozark comes running in,  Del's out there with a cast iron skillet waving it back and forth over the horse trough,  I think he's trying to split the water

[Trinity]

Dy-no-mite.

Sorry, hadta do it again.  

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[Trinity]

Ozark comes running in,  Del's out there with a cast iron skillet waving it back and forth over the horse trough,  I think he's trying to split the water

"Nawww.  Ah jes made wind over yonder.  How was Ah 'pposed ta know dail was prayin' over there.  Ah thought he were still on his little rug!"

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"Nawww.  Ah jes made wind over yonder.  How was Ah 'pposed ta know dail was prayin' over there.  Ah thought he were still on his little rug!"

You know I seen the ad in that Magazine he got his papers from, It said he doing the hitchin's and preachin's but it never said nuthin' about miracal's like splittin' wind nor water...Next he'll be trying to walk across the Dismall.

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what about that feller that camps down by the river that advertises,  ole John Barley-Corn and the temptations of Eve.  they say he's got a real good show. and them girls is right purty.  he says they can make the earth move.  they musta sent off to the same ad as Del.

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what about that feller that camps down by the river that advertises,  ole John Barley-Corn and the temptations of Eve.  they say he's got a real good show. and them girls is right purty.  he says they can make the earth move.  they musta sent off to the same ad as Del.

Same one............But them folks was singin and doing a show long before the ad come out. Now they are legal. You know Del, he likes to sing, but it always out of key

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Ifn Del takes out across the Dismal,  I hope he remembers it is awful early in the spring and that water is still mighty  cold.

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but it never said nuthin' about miracal's like splittin' wind nor water...

Only splittin' wood is allowed with his certificate! 

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 You know before we know it Del.....I mean Rev.Delmonico will be back in his Black Frock coat passing the hat around.................Say Trinity I heard some weird noise's over at number 7 maybe we should ride out there and check it over....hint hint.

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we's gonna havta have something to drink, this whole thing is pretty intense.  we gonna havta relax and figure this out.

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  With all this religion around here the county is gittin' dry....But I know a fella.................

[Trinity]

what about that feller that camps down by the river that advertises,  ole John Barley-Corn and the temptations of Eve.  they say he's got a real good show. and them girls is right purty.  he says they can make the earth move.  they musta sent off to the same ad as Del.

Purty???

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lordy, she sure looked better the other night,  I recon she had her teef in then,  course I had a jug of homemade with me.

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did anybody get the number of that wagon that run over her.

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  Isn't she the one, who hold's them live 'Rattlr's' up over her had and says the mumbo jumbo stuff?




Hey! Trinity isn't that yer "Wild Rag' she's a wearin'....................by golly it is, how'd she git that?

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I seen her do that one night and it looked to me like the snake were the one  ascared of being bit

[Trinity]

"Why is Dail headed over ta tha stage station wearin' that yaller sheet an carryin' flars?"

"OOPS!  Ah done split tha wind! "

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a small miracle, we has had wind splitting take place

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I don' know where he's a going