Mornin' Gentlemen
I just want yall to know that if any of those ladies need extra schoolin' send them on over to my schoolhouse, I'll educate them.
Specially send over that litl rooster fella, I see he needs some extra help, he'll be charmin' in no tyme, if not I have a special rooster feather plukin' machine that will help.
Ya'll have a nice day, and mind your manners now.
TRINITYSIT UP STRAIGHT AND QUIT YER SLOUCHIN'