Hello & Good Morning!

[Wilma]

Good morning, everybody.  It is a lovely day here in Howard, Kansas, except for the lack of rain.  My purpose this morning is to tell you about a new fun thing that I have discovered.

If you click on Elk County Forum on the left side of the page, you will find a line that says Pages 1, 2, 3-------104.  By clicking on the last number displayed you will find a very old thread.  Since the number of this page is 104, this would mean that there are that many pages of mostly old threads.  You might be surprised at what you find by reading those old threads. 

[Jo McDonald]

Words for Women to Live By

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the babe has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons - buy some Coronas.

12. Forget about the perfect man - he's living in San Fran with his boyfriend.

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

[Teresa]

#15... hahahaha

[doobie]

I always wondered when my wife buys shoes where her size formula came from---she wears a 6 but 7s feel so good she buys 8s?WHAT?

[Judy Harder]

Good morning and Thank God for Lazy Bear.
I have been trying to get in here these past two days and really felt withdrawal......plus all
my devotions were backing up like I was on a trip and finding out that others weren't having
trouble getting in (thanks Wilma) I called him and found out it was me cleaning house the other day
(I mean computer) that screwed it up.
Oh, well...........never said I was intelligent when it came to computers.................don't let me work (play
around on yours.....LOL.
Ok, back to the days business.
I know I am getting old brain cells, but Gee Whiz!