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Online Sir Charles deMouton-Black

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I don't look good naked anymore...
« on: January 25, 2020, 01:54:26 PM »


I didn't quite know where to post this, but thought, as it was related to food-induced broadening of the person, that it must belong here.
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2020, 02:02:58 PM »
There are things I can say, but I'll just go with don't cook bacon while naked.
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2020, 12:14:58 AM »
Quote from: Capt Quirk on January 25, 2020, 02:02:58 PM
There are things I can say, but I'll just go with don't cook bacon while naked.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2020, 04:15:12 PM »
I'm definitely in that descriptor group. If ah keep own like ah'm doin'...she'll boot me right out the door...& ah don't look good naked anymore. Oh sure, the ol' sundial still points to high noon...but who the heck cares???   :o ::) :-X
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2020, 04:40:51 PM »
ummm "anymore"?

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2020, 04:59:32 PM »
I don't even anymore ..anymore

good thing I don't drink beer ...might not even be here....anymore !
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2020, 05:10:56 PM »
I'm old and fat and busted up, and my wife still likes me. Can't decide if that is just lucky or I've been blessed by the good Lord.

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2020, 04:47:23 AM »
Hmm, I guess there is some truth to that.
Some one at my gym just called me old fat pink dude.
I do outlift him though  ;D
Pretty sure I'll outshoot him as well if need be  :)

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2020, 06:49:23 PM »
Used to know an old man who had a PHD in theology, he always said if you don't believe God has a sense of humor stand naked in front of a full length mirror. ;D
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2020, 09:15:36 PM »
HI Del

That and look at a Giraffe and an Platypus. 

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2020, 01:02:39 AM »
And dozens of others.
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2020, 06:16:53 PM »
I'm going to hell but I can't resist posting it. ;D
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2021, 09:33:49 AM »
HAW! Copied that one Del!  ;D
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2021, 11:02:02 AM »
The onlyist thang I know is when you are naked you ain't got no clothes on but, when you are nekkid you got no clothes and you got somethin' serious on your mind! Hummmm.... smokey04
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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2022, 07:58:27 PM »
Quote from: Delmonico on May 26, 2020, 06:16:53 PM
I'm going to hell but I can't resist posting it. ;D
I'd like to know if that's real..... or staged.  Lord, I do hope it's staged.
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Online Sir Charles deMouton-Black

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Re: I don't look good naked anymore...
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2022, 07:45:26 PM »
Fake gun!  The ammo is H2O, and the propellant is 5.7 grains of hot air!
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