Whal if this ain't the sorriest bunch o' . . .

Calamity Jane · November 07, 2006, 04:45:23 AM

. .. riff-raff I'z seen in quite a spell!

This place sure done got quiet without ol' C.J. 'round to spice it up! Donn see any locked threads, nobody been banned? What's this werld comin to??!! Must be that there "civilization" thang creepin in!

Bristow Kid · November 07, 2006, 06:02:06 AM

naw just no trouble makers around they all left. Well we thought they had but I see your back

Delmonico · November 07, 2006, 07:08:19 AM

Well most of the trouble makers have moved to Tall Tales, come on down, we gots a "Group Therapy" thread now.

Silver Creek Slim · November 07, 2006, 08:38:22 AM

Yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaa! Calam is back!

How's the skating goin'?

Slim

Delmonico · November 07, 2006, 10:05:42 AM

Bet it's gittin' cold up her way, don't want her skatin' on thin ice.

Calamity Jane · November 07, 2006, 10:55:32 AM

Howdy folks!

Skatin's going ok - ain't busted nuthin important yet (mouth still werks!). Time's in short supply, clock's tickin away to competition in the spring 'n' the ol' mare's got a LOT to do yet (a'fore'n she goes out 'n' makes a fool of herownself in front of strangers - course none stranger than this bunch!)

Thin ice? Hell boy, I LIVE on thin ice!

RRio · November 07, 2006, 11:06:48 AM

HOLEY MOLEY! Look what the cat's drug in!!! Sure is good to see ya, gal! Maybe you can liven this bunch up a little! It's been so quiet here, lately, I've been cleaning my guns just to have somethin' to do and now I'm shootin' smoothbores!

Forty Rod · November 07, 2006, 12:13:12 PM

Dang, gal. Looks like they finally turned you out on parole. Glad to have you back.

Marshal harpoluke · November 07, 2006, 01:36:41 PM

Alwright!, howed Ya get loose this time?

Calamity Jane · November 07, 2006, 02:54:16 PM

Marshal harpoluke <--- SMACK!

Ain't nobody calls me "loose" 'n' gets away with it!

Marshal harpoluke · November 07, 2006, 03:24:11 PM

Quote from: Calamity Jane on November 07, 2006, 02:54:16 PM
Marshal harpoluke <--- SMACK!

Ain't nobody calls me "loose" 'n' gets away with it!

Not that kinda loose Clammy, Ah ment howed Ya get out of da houskaw?

Marshal Who duckes this time.

Forty Rod · November 07, 2006, 03:39:05 PM

Harpo, she's got a CANNON!!!
Coulda shot her way out.

Chance · November 07, 2006, 05:23:52 PM

Me bein' kinda new here I gotta wonder why all you guys is treetin' this here purty lady like she's some kinda criminal or sumthin. Do you know somethin I don't?

Delmonico · November 07, 2006, 05:32:23 PM

Yes!

Forty Rod · November 07, 2006, 05:37:04 PM

Calamity ain't a criminal.... she's CALAMITY!!!

One of a kind, the original, genuine, real McCoy, uncopyable (Is that a real word? Ah, who cares!), master cannon making, ice skating, steam traction engine rebuilding and driving, Calamity Jane.

Delmonico · November 07, 2006, 05:39:09 PM

Wait'll she finds out ya called her a lady, yer lucky ya live across the big pond.

The purdy comment will just get ya in deeper.

Chance · November 07, 2006, 05:59:09 PM

GULP!!!

Frenchie · November 07, 2006, 06:23:22 PM

It ain't so much 'at Calamity Jane ain't afraid o' nuthin' - it's 'at 'most ever'thin' is afraid o' her!

RRio · November 07, 2006, 09:46:46 PM

Chance,
She is the one and only, genuwine, bonafide, Calamity Jane!

All others out there are mere immitation, wannabes!

Our Calam is the real deal!!

RRio

Forty Rod · November 07, 2006, 11:38:08 PM

I'll bet she's readin' this an GRINNIN'.