To: Brig Gen Pitspitr; Ladies and Gents of the GAF at large
Subject: Division of Illinois Muster
Sir, I have the pleasure to report that the Div Of Illinois muster held at the above date was a great success. 8 troops reported to take part in shooting 3 steel stages, Precision rifle, precision pistol, and blowing a 2x4 to bits!! All gave a good account of themselves and the classes break down as follows:
Mil Spec repeater
1. Don Long
2. Mike Morouney
Staff Officer
1. John Clint
Civilian short action
1. Joe Knaak
2. Mike Krause
3. Kevin Goboel (aka Snidely Whiplash who also spies on Div Mo when the Mo muster is held)
Civilian long action
1. Glen Wegmann
Buffalo Hunter
1. Mike Cummings
Precision rifle
1. Mike Krause 96 2x
2. Joe knaak 90 1x
3. Mike Morouney
This class was very competitive as the lowest score was 78.
Precision Pistol
1. Mike Krause
2. Joe Knaak
3. Kevin Goboel
When we got to the 2x4 it took 58.57 seconds to cut it in half. The troops had way too much fun!! This was the situation for today. I wondered why everyone was in such good spirits and it had to be the fact that Illinois BEAT Nebraska yesterday, EEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Yours in service,
Bvt Lt Col Long (soon to be demoted to the enlisted ranks, LOL!!!)