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Offline Ozark Iron John

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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2007, 01:33:43 PM »
The old man finishes tieing the knots on the two younger men.  He walks over to the big man and rolls him over.  The big man groans in agony.

I reckon his collar bone is broke, Cap'n.  He ain't fit to ride.

N.R. shows up leadin' four mustangs; two saddled and two loaded down with packs.  The crippled horse has been put down.

Let's get him up in the bed of that wagon old timer.  I'm sure the CAS City Marshall is gonna want to see him.

They do.  Then they head off into the west lookin' for Marshall Halloway and CAS City.
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2007, 06:59:07 PM »
Bambino rides into town and turns his nose up in disgust at the Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon.  Just about to spit on its walls, he notices Bocephus and a grin forms on his face.

Less than a half minute later, Bambino leaves town with his new prize in tow wondering how long he should wait until he returns to sell the horse back. ;D
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2007, 07:11:47 PM »
Ozark Iron John rides Bucephelus which is a whole lot different than Bocephus into town behind the wagon and the three thieves.  N.R. leads the way on Big Red and the old man drives the wagon.

He notices the skanky lookin' dude slippin' out of town with the fine lookin' horse in tow but doesn't think nothin' of it.  He's lookin' for Marshall Halloway and the Doctor.

Ride on up ahead N.R. and see if you can find the Marshall.
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #43 on: Today at 08:36:56 AM »
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2007, 10:01:54 PM »
N.R. rides Big Red up Main Street of CAS City shoutin' "Marshall!  Marshall!  Marshall Halloway!  Come Quick!  My Uncle John's caught a Bad Guy!"

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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #44 on: August 31, 2007, 09:06:00 AM »
After stopping at the CAS City Marshall's Office and turning their prisoners over to the CAS City Marshall Ozark Iron John and his nephew ride down Main Street heading for hom.  As the ride by the LongBranch Saloon OIJ notices the new construction and thinks, 'these guys change saloons more'n my sister changes her hair style'.  He reins up and dismounts Bucephelus.

Hold up, N.R.  I got some business in here, it won't take me but a minute.

He hands his reins to his nephew and walks into the LongBranch and up to the old men playing cards.
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #45 on: August 31, 2007, 09:23:35 AM »
And don't let me catch you eye-ballin' my nephew, Republican.



..........The End..........
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2007, 05:43:20 PM »
"It sure is a big buck, John."  OIJ's little brother says as they cape the buck and prepare it for the taxidermist.

"Yeah, it'll look good hangin' next to that other'n.  I can't believe she said I could mount it.  She must be drunk."  He says as he lays the big ten-pointer's head in the back of the wagon for transport.  "How much sausage you reckon we're gonna get?"  He asks.

"I bet it's more'n one hundred pounds."  His brother responds. "How'd it go in the Longbranch?"

"I don't rightly know for sure."  OIJ says with a grin.  "I reckon I shot a hole in the ceilin' and hit their card game right square in the head!  Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaw!"  His face turns red as he laughs un-controlably.

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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2008, 12:18:06 AM »
OIJ sets up late at night ponder the purchase of a new pistola.  A cut down '62 Police .32 cal. Avenging Angel.

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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2008, 10:52:24 PM »



Wanted man in California, wanted man in Buffalo,
Wanted man in Kansas City, wanted man in Ohio,
Wanted man in Mississippi, wanted man in old Cheyenne,
Wherever you might look tonight, you might see this wanted man.

I might be in Colorado or Georgia by the sea,
Working for some man who may not know at all who I might be.
If you ever see me comin' and if you know who I am,
Don't you breathe it to nobody 'cause you know I'm on the lam.

Wanted man by Lucy Watson, wanted man by Jeannie Brown,
Wanted man by Nellie Johnson, wanted man in this next town.
But I've had all that I've wanted of a lot of things I had
And a lot more than I needed of some things that turned out bad.

I got sidetracked in El Paso, stopped to get myself a map
Went the wrong way into Juarez with Juanita on my lap.
Then I went to sleep in Shreveport, woke up in Abilene
Wonderin' why the hell I'm wanted at some town halfway between.

Wanted man in Albuquerque, wanted man in Syracuse,
Wanted man in Tallahassee, wanted man in Baton Rouge,
There's somebody set to grab me anywhere that I might be
And wherever you might look tonight, you might get a glimpse of me.

Wanted man in California, wanted man in Buffalo,
Wanted man in Kansas City, wanted man in Ohio,
Wanted man in Mississippi, wanted man in old Cheyenne,
Wherever you might look tonight, you might see this wanted man.

 
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #49 on: November 09, 2010, 10:11:12 PM »
Bambino quietly slips in while OIJ is singing and pauses a moment to cringe.  "Sounds like a dying cat!"

With that, he creeps over to where Bocefus is tied up, loosens the reins and rides off.  All the while, OIJ remains blissfully lost in his reverie.
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #50 on: February 21, 2011, 01:26:05 PM »
 8)

Da Sheep, is har, So is the Marshal,

Still plucking Mah Harp. ;D
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #51 on: February 21, 2011, 02:14:32 PM »
This sounds like my kind of place, though i do enjoy a good cigar and the occasional sip of whisky, especially during a friendly game of poker ;)  Guess maybe this ain't my kind of place after all :-\
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #52 on: March 12, 2011, 09:08:16 PM »
Wildman and the PR come in wit a bottle of Centenario, a couple of hand rolled Panetellas from the Cigar Factory in Nawlins, and a deck of cards.  Anybody for a game of 5 card stud? :o :o ;D WM
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #53 on: March 27, 2011, 07:05:44 PM »
Me an PR been playin two handed solitare for dadgum near three weeks now, Ah doan think anybody gonna come in har an join us. We gone.  :P :P  PR & WM
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #54 on: May 20, 2011, 05:40:27 PM »
 ;D

Still Plucken, Specialy Lil Rooster Chickens! :o


heh,

Heh,

HEH!
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Re: Non-Drinking, Non-Smoking, Non-Card Playing Saloon
« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2011, 07:38:24 PM »
Hey, sheepster does ya hafta buy lanolin for your BP lube? WM
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