Make him one with a buffler chip on it to make sure he has at least one to burn this winter. :o
Delmonico gets a shovel and buries Trinity's mess.Keep Sodbuster Township Clean
Got ya covered also pard. ::)
Trinity walks in and looks around. "They ain' no flag hair!"
he'd git a $50 fine in other threads fer not having his pooper scooper.......This township is to len-i-ant :o
Oh gawd!
OK..everyone git yerself a plow and start to work. We don't tolerate no slackers in my town! Grab yerself some of them Burpee seeds and start plantin'! Ifn ya ain't got no plow, get a garden weasel!
Uh uh uh ...I got a pregnant gelding to go look over...............yeah that's the ticket...........adios
Ya gonna plant turnips and Rude-a-beg-as. ;D
I can beat Trinity's grey turkey, I got a bag of potatoes, rude-e-beg-ah's, turnips, carrots and parsh-nips left from when our Sunday Pot roast got rained out in 2001. guess I'll have to feed them to them the 2nd of next month. :o ;D
I want some termaters about the size of cantaloupes, I could make some salsa then.
That makes me hungary just thinking about it. you just gotta have one fresh outa the garden, not one of them cardboard store bought ones! :-\ :-\
I want some termaters about the size of cantaloupes, I could make some salsa then.
Yeah.....that and a loaf of Del's sourdough and extry heavy Mayo and some fresh ground black pepper.......That would be a great sandwich ;D ;D ;D
How many do you want? I can make them, you should stop by for one of my 2 pound burritos. ::) I don't make finger food, I make two handed. ;D
'specialy turnips, Trinity likes turnips. ;D
I get Monday off, but get Friday, Sat and Sunday off next week, i'm off to Rock Creek Station where Wild bill killed Dave McCandleless.
'specialy turnips, Trinity likes turnips. ;D
Plant so okra, a good Nort' Carry-liner like Trinity would not refuse fried okra. ;D
Plant so okra, a good Nort' Carry-liner like Trinity would not refuse fried okra. ;D
Collards..................................
Hold the oakry.
How about some fried Okra and Hush Puppies?
Swap ya that fer more collards.................
Plant so okra, a good Nort' Carry-liner like Trinity would not refuse fried okra. ;D
When I go to Cracker Barrel and order the big meal, they asked me what veggies I want, Itell them GREENS They ask what else, "no you don't understand, I want greens, put them in a big bowl or bring them in 3 samll ones, I want greens and don't ferget the vinegar." I did this in Omaha when Slim and Annie was with me, the folks at Cracker Barrel thought we were Amish. ???;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"Ah'll have a tripple order of catfish and an extry large order of hushin' puppies, plenty of biskits an a extry large SWEETtea. NO greens an' if'n ya brang me tha same tea what litl rooster done ordered, Ah'll throw mah catfish at ya!";D ;D ;) ;D ;D
Delmonico enters the thread, see's litl rooster and Trinity eatin' at Cracker Barrel and realizes sodbuster has a goo place to eat in his thread. Delmonico makes a note of that and also sees sodbuster's light is out so he leaves him a note. ::)
"Send some root type veggies over ta Irish Tom's Pub, we're out and they want more Irish Stew. Tom says he'll pay in either cash or Stout." ;D
Sod Buster, I think we need to get some of them veggies and squeeze em for juice and send it over to Stoney Pete, he ain't got no stout bar so we need to set him up a health drink bar, It'd go over good out there since they ain't got no liquor
Delmonico comes into the tread and looks over the soy bean field, looks good, will make a lot of oil. I only know one recipe fer soy beans to maker them eatable.
Plant soy beans in field near wooded creek.
Let deer eat soy-beans.
Shoot the deer and cup up and braise in iron skillet, make canned milk gravey and serve over sourdough biscuits. ;D
(My favorite meal in the whole world. ;D)
Realized last weekend that much food is fried in soy bean oil like chips, went and visited a friend and he's burnin' the same stuff in his tractors, does that mean snack foods are fried is diesal fuel?
Montague Farms shipped more than 10,000-tons of the beans last year, and is expanding its operation into Isle of Wight County. The company will open a processing and export facility near Windsor by the fall -- just in time for the soybean harvest.
Better be Black Diamonds if he does. ;D
Fer muskmelons try a Rockyford, on with green flesh. don't plant no cantalopes, they is an inferior type of musk melon, or just plant any yaller fleshed on with ribs on in, don't want no smooth skinned canterlopes.
Watermelons, plant Black Diamonds or don't bother, my mom planted hers monday. ;D
Watermelons aren't my favorite item. I'm not into things that are too wet and too sticky! I prefer berries and fruit from trees.
I'm into... :o Dang! Ah orta not switch from a blue waibsite ta hair! Ah git confused!
Where am I? I'm pretty sure it ain't Kansas. :D
Are you boys talking about?Yes! ;D
Cantaloupe?
Honeydew?
Watermelon?
other?
Where am I? I'm pretty sure it ain't Kansas. :D
silly rabbit's melon's is for shootin' targets.bullets don't care what kind they are..
farmin', cemetary's and golf course are a waste of good grazing ground ;D
There's a fella that lives close by that wanted to get a couple of acres to plant him some garden, so I let him work up a little spot, the main reason was he farms with his mule and I enjoy watching him and that mule working, It just brings you to think about how much work growing food used to be.
must be in bad shape he could'nt even afford a garden tiller, had to use his mule.
he said he was working him a little to take the edge off, he said next week he was gonna bring up his hog dogs and the mule and go hog hunting a little.
I watched awhile but then I need something to drink
he said he was working him a little to take the edge off, he said next week he was gonna bring up his hog dogs and the mule and go hog hunting a little.
Save the snouts! MMMMMMMM! Pickled snouts!!
Now to git rid of them veggie's
"Sen' some beeves over ta trample them!" >:(
a friend of mine killed one last night about dark, about 200 yards from my house, he weighed about 50 pounds and was a nice little hog, if I can find one like that I'm gonna see how he'd be smoked. I got a smoker that would handle him fine.
Sod Buster loads his SxS and stands guard over the gardens.
"He He. That thar stranger might git two mebbe three beeves, but if'n litl rooster sends a propper quantity over, thin he's gonna be flattened lahk them vege-tables."
Dang you Rooster! Ya gotta have some veggies in your life!
Where would steak be without sauteed onions or mushrooms?
Where would chicken be without the broccolli?
Where would turkey be without the sweet potatos?
Where would pork be without the mixed vegetables and rice?
Huh?
Veggie's should be con su mmed in moderation ;D Next you guys will be tying yerselves to tree's to save them...Crazy stuff like that happens when you eat too many Veggies.....Tell'n innocent folks they can't shoot their SxS because they are too noisy.Tramutizin the dogs and horses and yer unborn childrn', all comes from the lack of protien BEEF(or Turkey) It's for supper
Lettuce bleeds.
Yes, I hear them scream every time I harvest the heads.
Next you guys will be tying yerselves to tree's to save them... BEEF(or Turkey) It's for supper
Yes, I hear them scream every time I harvest the heads.
Yes, I hear them scream every time I harvest the heads.
Just because you can't hear them or understand their language doesn't mean that it doesn't exist!
That was the wrong thing to do, litl rooster will have both him and his car towed and impounded.
Tomorrow he will have a new job here in litl' roosterville... ;D
Night Soil Collector? ;D
All:
Don't forget that tonight (June 11) is the Full Strawberry Moon. The Algonquin tribes knew this Moon as a time to gather ripening strawberries.
Trinity...go pick some strawberries!!
Sod Buster, boy I'm to have a meal tomorrow, bought some fresh greens beans and some new potatoes. can't hardly wait to get it started cooking in the morning, throw in a little pork and just wait for a good meal.
I can almost live off the garden when everthing starts coming off.
The neighbor brought by a little hog he just shot, asked if I wanted him. so I been skinning a little pig the last few minutes, Don't know weather to bake him in the oven or put him out on the smoker?
he ought to be good either way, he weighed about 30 pounds before the skinning.
anybody got an ideas.
The barley crop is being harvested. Who needs some? Trinity?
Damn, Trinity, what free land are you livin' in now?
John Barlycorn will NEVER die! ;D ;D ;D
Boy am I ever glad the government of this FREE land has given up trying to tell other people how to live their lives. ::) ::) ::)
Veggies without Taxation long live the King
John Barlycorn will NEVER die! ;D ;D ;D
litl rooster, we had one like that where we took our wheat, it broke a cable one time, sure messed up that truck, bent it in the middle and collapsed the front axle.
Back then we had a 1946 Chevy truck hauled about 225 bushels.
I found a picture of a girl for Trinity.
I found a picture of a girl for Trinity.
"Is the cone princess! Ah bow to her an' all her glory."
Sodbuster, I guess if Trinity gets that hooters moved over to trinityland he's gonna be needing some of them garden fresh goodies outa your garden to go along with my turkey wings he's getting.
what you got comeing off this week? any tomatoes yet?
True, but I have an arrangement with Litl Rooster to supply him. I spoke to him today and he said he was gonna work things out with Trinity. It is my hope that Hooters will not move.
...
Trinity, are you sure you don't want Sod Buster to bring a few fresh carotts, so's you can have a few carotts sticks for the waitress's to nibble on. ya don't want'em nibbling on them turkey wings, you remember cousin Bertha, she was a turkey wing nibbler :( :o
As per the agreement in Trintyland, the Ralph River now flows along the edge of sodbuster Township in case of a dry spell. It then flows into the Gulf of Gonkjzith. ::)
The water rights were in the Newbrassky thread, that's western water rights, first come, first serve. litl roosterville is in Vir-ginny and that's eastern water rights, everyone gets a share. :o
While all slept he rerouted all the erie-gation pipe,and has pumped the water back to litl' roosterville.
The water rights were in the Newbrassky thread, that's western water rights, first come, first serve. litl roosterville is in Vir-ginny and that's eastern water rights, everyone gets a share. :o
<Delmonico had a class that covered this once.> ;D
They can fight over the east end till flying pigs freeze in hell for all I care, but when ya cross inta either Dakota, Newbrasskey, Kansas. Oak-lee-homa or Texas you done left the midwest and entered the west. ;DAs fer as I'z concerned, anything west of the Missouri River is the West. The Midwest is MN, WI, IA, IL, IN, MI, and OH. ;)
I saw the first wheat combine of the season verking last evening. Hopefully the fields by my house will be harvested soon so I can get back ta bouncing bullets in the wheat stubble. ;D
Slim
The Hooters company sends a notice to Sodbuster, "all Hooters deliveries now go to Silver Creek Slim County, please notify us it the border guards give any trouble, we have a restrainin' order on them"
<Arthur's note: The border guards will not "hassle" Sod Buster if he is not trying to bring in cheese and/or sausage. >
I"d call the DOT. ;D
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* Beans for the Baked Beans & Chili (note: LR didn't use beans in his Chili but Trinity did)
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Interferance with the interstate transportation of goods, Slim is gonna catch heck, ya don't mess with those guys. ;D
He most likely has an overloaded truck or two also.
<My brother used to drive over the road, got stopped in a DOT check, the driver behind him told his wife/girlfriend to had him his log book, she asked which one?> ;D
"Yep! Beans is good eatin! Mmmmmmmmmmm, Mmm!"
is them brown beans with a ham hock? pass some over here.
Delmonico duct tapes the finger back on instead of drivin' all the way to the doctor again. ;D
Real men don't put beains in thier chili. :o
Real men can eat chili any which way they like! Kinda like BBQ. Real mean eat whatever tha heck they want, be it Beef or Pork. Heck, you can even BBQ up a hamburger like yankees do and I'll enjoy that too! >:( <<end rant>> ;D
If you know beans about chili, chili has no beans. Or ground up meat and never ever, ever, ever, ever put macaroni in it. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Exactly!
Macaroni! <---------- YUCK!
They do up Slim's way. ::) :o :P :P :P :P :P :P :PWiscooooooooooooooooonsin Chili! ;D
Although Sod Buster would prefer to do business with the Litl' Roosterville HOOTERS, he doesn't turn down the order for more veggies. Sod Buster loads up his wagon with the standard Hooters order:
** Beans for the Baked Beans & Chili (note: LR didn't use beans in his Chili but Trinity did)
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Now do you have any Habenaro's and Jalpeno's some Red Bells on the wagon?
Your half right...I use frijollies, rojo's y blanca's y negra's and some times garbonza's...................I used chopped (Cubed up) round or chuck or venison not Ground......I also add Turkey.............Now do you have any Habenaro's and Jalpeno's some Red Bells on the wagon?
<I thought ya made it out of the seeds in the fall.> ;D ::) ;)
What are you doing in Columbus? Ohier, I pre-sume...
Installing the TV facilitiies at the COSI Museum:
http://www.wosu.org/about-wosu/wosu-cosi/
disgruntle Cowboy cookin' ;D
Not Cosie..............No one wants to see some disgruntle Cowboy cookin' ;D
I read that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 >:( >:( >:( ;) So I E-Mailed Santa early and he's gonna bring ya all hemi-roids fer Christmas. And I'm gonna make ya lots of pop corn and very hot food. ;D
Delmonico drags a very rusty 59 Chrysler 4 door with a blown transmission and a stuck engine to Sod Buster Township. ;D But it's got a Hemi. ::)
There's a Newport next to it. ;D
Slim
August 1 is the opening day of squirrel season in Newbrassky. ;D
Sod Buster quickly starts working on a new menu for HOOTERS that features veggies:
SALADS
plus:
Fried Okra
Fried Zucchini
Fried Corn
French Fries
Fried Onions
Sauteed Mushrooms
Boiled Potatos
Twice Baked Potatos
etc.
August 1 is the opening day of squirrel season in Newbrassky. ;DIn Wiscooooooooooooosin, mid Sept is when small game season starts.
Uhhh...'Skooze me, neighbor. Y'all gonna have ennythin' ta eat in there?
Sod Buster I don't know about you, but I think we'd better go over there and test them steaks and bratwurst before we give em to every body at the party, we wanna make sure they's good.
BTW, he'd have a dull life if I didn't bicker with him, his real wife has to tie sunflower seeds around his neck to get that blue and yaller turkey vulture to play with him. ;D
Well if yer gonna be that way, I better go see about butchering a hog and rendering down some lard so we'll have enough to fry everything
Well I just went and complained to Slim, he's 'spossed to have our eller-funk bratwurst done fer the party. ;D
I hope he don't use the snout in them. ;D :P
Maybe he'll make some head cheese. :o
They're for yer Batch-ler party, I guess you cann join us if you want, ya read Newbrassky in the last few minutes? ;D
"Sherlene's gonna be jumpin' outta cake? Why in tarnation would she or anybody wanna jump OUT??"
Shoot...Trinity was listenin' again.....guess we are gonna have to switch to Plan B:
(http://www.pcusa.org/pwgathering/2003/images/visions/album/fri/sherry.jpg)
I thought it was going to be Sherlene's sister. The one with 1 arm and 1 leg, Ilene.. ::)
The eller-funk sticks his trunk into Sodbuster Township, blows snot all over the Cracker Barrel and dissapears again. :o :o :D
Soon Darth Tater is on the path of that pesky eller-funk!
Sod Buster, I guess ya got some vine ripe tomatoes to go along with those don't ya ???
Sod Buster, I guess ya got some vine ripe tomatoes to go along with those don't ya ???
Sod Buster addes two new items to the Hooter's menu:
Spinach Nuggets (appitizer)
Veggie Bratwurst (main selection)
Note: The second item would not be necessary if Slim had processed the eller-funk instead of lettin' it get away. Sod Buster is only using the items on hand to provide a wide menu selection for the customers.
litl rooster:
We must put a stop to this horrid treatment of our Hooters. We must seek to employ the services again of the Mega Movers and have the Hooters returned to litlroosterville. Did you see what he intends to add to the menu?
Best regards,
X
Trinity
The mega mover team comes in and jacks up the Hooters and moves it litlroosterville. The first thing Trinity does is remove every bit of vegetation and adds ten new animals. The new menu starts with Lamb Stew, Fried Horse and Gator soup. ;D ;D ;D
The mega mover team comes in and jacks up the Hooters and moves it litlroosterville. The first thing Trinity does is remove every bit of vegetation and adds ten new animals. The new menu starts with Lamb Stew, Fried Horse and Gator soup. ;D ;D ;D
Only because the Hooter's is still in the swamp and the pyramid hasn't been situated yet. ;D
Whoa business pardner............Who's horse? >>>whisper mode on<<<<<<< I think lamb's is baby ..........you know....the werd that always makes me Spit>>>>> ;D
Could we get some Grouper snadwiches on this new menu?
. But the whores stays
are ya keeping down in the swamp
I'm not cheatin' on Sherlene yet, if that's what you mean. ;D
"Not if she's married to me she ain'! Ifn' she's gonna be mah wahf, she's a seven day and night on kinda gal!"
Nope tha Rustler closed awhile back, Ponderosa doan wan em, and tha Golden Corral aint seen em yet! ;D
The Eller-funk runs inta tha thread an poops on tha peaches, Slim is in hot pursuit! ;D
The Eller-funk runs out of the thread after grabbing a trunkful of Sodbusters greens.
"Why are there little plastic numbers in the eller-funk poop?" ::)
Trinity ain't gonna like that. I was plannin' to send him some for a new batch of peach squeezins.
Mebbe he could make some Apple Jack instead?
Dang it! I left some "snacks" for the eller-funk in No-Mans Land.
Trinity's grain and corn?
Sod Buster is gonna have to send the Teamsters over there to explain to Trinity that he is to only get his grain and corn from Sodbuster Township. Perhaps a little friendly persuasion will be of assistance.
"Ain' never had no nectarine squeezin's. Don' rightly know if'n it'll taste good, but please trah ta increase Pro-duction of them peaches!!"
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Don't worry...we still got plenty of peaches.Quote"If'n Ah gotta Re-ly on yer grain 'n' cone, Ah won' have eee-nough fer ta make squeezin's fer me an ' fer sale! Ah gotta suppleeement yer stuff with mahn. See?"
No, I don't see.
Ah buch of Sodbusters Teamsters show up in Trinity's Peach Grove with axes and start cutting down trees.
Next they set fire to Trinity's grain fields and start to plow under his corn!
Sod Buster runs down to litl roosterville, Hooters and borrows the big screen TV, brings it back shows footballl previews and a NASCAR reruns and makes enough money to pay for the crop being burned.
Tip 'em 'n they'll bring ya whute'er ya want, Roostah.
Have 'em turn it ta the hosses. Redskins up next 'n all I'm gonna do watchin' that is get pissed......
Buster. Tell the brunette I'm low on beer....
A perky lass shows up to keep the men company as well.
Trinity, did you make dip? The chip lady is here with here delivery. ;D
Can she do the Chicken Dance?.......It's almost Oktobrefest!
If everyone gets up and does the Chicken Dance I'm leavin'. >:(
If everyone gets up and does the Chicken Dance I'm leavin'. >:(;D :D ;D
Trinity....ya git no respect here
Seeing the Sod Buster is busy else where's litl' rooster helps him self to some over ripe melons................setting them out along a fence line he begins picking the off for some pistola practice.
What a waste of good fruit. :'( :'(
Having had just about enough of Sod Buster's infernal preaching about vegetables, Trinity goes out into the pastures and rounds up fifty head of renegades. Slowly, but successfully he pokes them along over to the Sodbuster Township into the pasture where litl rooster kept the beeves last year. The grass is replenished and the hungry cattle begin munching happily. All except one. The fattest one is killed and dragged over and left on Sodbuster's doorstep so that he can at last have a decent meal.
Tired after this massive undertaking, Trinity returns to the Ranch with No Name and falls asleep in his hammock.
Why not shoot tha crows lR?
After finding a hole in his fence litl' rooster saddles his bay horse and begin's tracking. Must be 50 head missing
"Ok, whew! Gimme 'bout twenty links, please."
lem me see now is that 20 links with or without eggs and hashbrowns
http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,9623.0.html
http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,3122.0.html
http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,9611.0.html
http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,9740.0.html
http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,11224.0.html
http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php/topic,4157.0.html
Here start with a half dozen. ;D
Despite the fact that the whole world made fun of the e on the end of potatoe, many older books use the e, I am not sure when it was dropped. ;D
Like Chartreuse?
<<<who has chartreuse spinners and plastic's in his fishing box
fax arrives for Mr. Sod Buster.
Please send ASAP to the litl' roosterville "Oriental Buffett the following items
1 bushell of the Vegetable Medley
2 bushells of Sweettators Potatoe's (for sweet fries)
if you have some of those little tiny baby ears of Korn send 2 bushells of them (the new cook insist on it.)
thank you
litl' rooster
they got Bluegrass music, I guess yours can be "ripe veggie boggie"
Delmonico vows not to go to litl rooster's Hooters. :o
I had tree severe allergic reactions at Chinese buffets last year, 1 involved 2 trips to the ER and one to the doctor. ;D And it was 2 different places, my doctor don't think is MSG either. ???:(
I got a bunch of the Veggie Tales movies. And as (http://www.kelloggs.com/brand/characters/images/tony150wide.jpg) says,"They're great!" ;D
Slim
It ain't a HOOTERS no more....LR opened an Oriental Buffet where the HOOTERS was.
..........I heard tell stories about a certin Gumshoe and the Golden Corral
(http://www.veggietalesmarket.com/merchandise/images/cd50314.gif)
Order received and currently being processed.
FYI, we are running a special this week.. With every order of "Vegetable Medley", we throw in a CD of titled "Vegetable Melody". Listen to the this K-Tel collection of Veggie's rock 'n' roll to the latest hits.
done shot him right out of his skivvies.........
I noticed that too. The Darkside is calling hard. ;D
Now it is your turn, Trinity. The Darkside is calling you.
Since I will be in PBS hell for the next month, I have changed my Avatar to show me with two of my 'pards - Clifford and Curious George.
It's too Scarry.................please go back to the old one before the other's are traumitized :o
Here are some more of Sodbuster's co=workers.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S THE PURPLE PEDOPHILE!!!
RUN
I'm Curious (Yellow) :o
no they call you Mellow Yellow
I thought maybe that was a fresh stain :o :o
Wonder how Sodbuster is doin' in Horse Chestnut land. ::)
we gonna havta send him a telly a gram
Trinity, he didn't want to have to eat them.
Sod Buster, The capitol of W Virginia is Stuebenville
That was my first thoiught.
"Naw! It weren't me. It was them dern beeves that Ah was takin' fer ta slaughter. Ah was hongry an' they decided ta go over tha bane fields!"
Quick, saddle the ponies, open the gate. Supper can't wait. We gotta get some beevies corralled.
can a 'non pro" cuttin horse man come along....................#49818
Wassat? Yer zip code?
It's my non pro number.......................book sez 000$ earned..............This job now elimates me from that catagory :( :(
only if you and Pea Eye can keep up with Trinity on mini Shorty
You're more pro than I am. It would be an honor to have you lead the way.
Now that Trinity has admitted eating the beeves and he is the one that left the gate open so they could get out, I think I will load up some of my special habanero loads in the shotgun and point it in his direction. I gotta show him my 'preciation for his mis-deeds.
"That's what them beeves is fer, eatin'. Raht? Ya kin' pernt that thang in mah dye-rection, but please don' tug on that trigger!"
"Shore! Here, I've got this box of hooves."
I've got another for when this one fades that says: "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables" ;D
Beets bleed. ;D
I'm hungry now for a steak!
(http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage/group/SticeLAB/Appetizing/steak.jpg)
I'm Hongry.......................Sod Buster, what vegtables do you recommend for a side dish?
I like cauliflower myself, cooked or raw. Corn has merit, too............Buck 8) ;)
I like cowy flowers to raw dipped in Shrimp sauce
So what side dishes did you eat with your steak???;D
So what side dishes did you eat with your steak???
Baked sour cream, Broccoli Biscuits and a Garden salad with kots of fattening, Ranch dressing ;D Ummm Um
Tonight finished up the steak , with fried tators and eggs Umm umm umm ;D
Baked sour cream, Broccoli Biscuits and a Garden salad with kots of fattening, Ranch dressing ;D Ummm Um
Tonight finished up the steak , with fried tators and eggs Umm umm umm ;D
So what side dishes did you eat with your steak???
Sounds good.
I had a veggie burger with some Cheerwine. <-Thanks Trinity.
You had a WHAT!? with the Cheerwine? Heathen!
Veggie burger!
Trinity shakes his head.
Somebody needs to reach thru broadband bobwire and shake the snot out of Sod Buster....Rice(spit) cakes...................................yukkkkkkkkkkk
Yer both old wimps, it ain't the hally-pee-nose Arcey, it's where ya been gettin' them. I can eat hot peppers, no problem, but if I ate that burger from either one of those places the problems don't wait till mornin.' ::) :P
Rice cakes…………….. When Pleazin’ wuz workin’ for Weight Watchers they wuz all o’er the place. The peace wuz shattered by CRUNCH when it wuz least expected. Took a bite myself once. Tasted like I’d imagine takin’ a bite outtah a styrofoam coffee cup would taste like…….
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Yer both old wimps, it ain't the hally-pee-nose Arcey, it's where ya been gettin' them. I can eat hot peppers, no problem, but if I ate that burger from either one of those places the problems don't wait till mornin.' ::) :P
littl rooster brings out the kegs for tonights speech. the crowd gets Rowdy.
As evening decends upon the crowd, the girls change into their other costume.
littl rooster brings out the kegs for tonights speech. the crowd gets Rowdy.
Now wait just a dang minute.....Sodbuster Township has a dress code and these girls are violating it! There are little sod boys & girls around to think of!
Sod Buster throws the girls some grass skirts to wear!
Not sharing in Sod Buster's strange fetish, the crowd dissipates as the dancers are required to don the grass skirts. :(
What are they gonna do wif Dail's dawg?
Hu Flun Pu? Is he back again?
then we'll just leave that one for Del, he'll come up with something
McMate 'n Cammy lurk this forum..........
I wouldn't touch that question with a ten foot pole......................
Lookin' over my shoulder...........neither will I...<(spoken like a real man)
Don't be throwin' Pooh agin. >:(
Slim
;D
Might be a tad dangerous, fer a Rooster mentioning chickens in da pot! :o
;D :D ;D
Rooster=male chicken is all other eidble fowls, which also includes turtle, snakes, frogs and alligator.....cus they all taste like chicken ;D
are you saying you're an old rooster to tough to boil. ;D
;D
zac- cu- lee
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Rooster=male chicken is all other eidble fowls, which also includes turtle, snakes, frogs and alligator.....cus they all taste like chicken ;D
You forgot something...
chicken?
During the night a band of hooded carnivores destroy the greenhouses.
Upon closer inspection, Sod Buster finds that those plants were not only left unharmed, but had been provided with tender loving care in order to provide for a long and healthy life. Three buds were found to be missing, however.
What's that betweenz his toes?
Toke care of it.t
<Authors note: See Newbrassky thread.> ::)
Now you know where alla hiz strange idears come from Trinity! ;D
I guess I should get the launcher and some Either out ;D
Well send him out with a spade, I know what they are and Trinity likes them roots. ;D
Hey Trinity, I was out runnin' the dog today and found these pretty blue flowers, ya want I should take a spade with me next time and dig ya the roots? ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/Delmonico_1885/FUN/Chicory.jpg)
they're might be work involved there.... ;D he might need to take nap first
It's like the dany-lion, it ain't native here but the Frenchies brought it in. ;D They cover the leaves with a mulch stuff to keep it tender and sometimes the leaves show up in some of those salads that have all the weeds in them. ::)
mulch stuff
You're referrin' to all salads. ;D
What do you think they grow 'shrooms in? ::)
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Veggies is good fer ya!
:o :o took all the ham outa the school menu, what was them people smoking :o
>:(
I'm going to have to go to Reidsville this weekend to get some pork to show my support! (not to mention filling the void that was created last Sunday when I stopped by to find that they were closed. :'()
Saveral cavemen stop by to see what kind of fire Delmonico has for sale.
Thanks for the warning.
<<makes note to self: Sodbuster Township is now closed. Do NOT ever look again.>> ;D ;D
Izzat a piture of yer brain Del? ???
Izzat a piture of yer brain Del? ???
Suddenly, Mike Rowe and the team from Dirty Jobs show up to clean up the fields. Mike explains to Sod Buster how excited he was that Trinity had contacted him with the idea of cleaning up the cow excrement.
"Vegematible farts is tha wors' ones! Anythin' that smails lahk a fart afore it goes in, kain' smell good onct it been processed."
I've got the fixin's for another Cherry MAWFC here, but I'm tryin' to remain good. ::)
well it would be good to make a cobbler, you don't want to take the chance that some of that stuff will go bad sitting there in the cupboard.
then ya could restock yer supply with fresh fixin's ;D ;D