Author Topic: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub" (Read 122380 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #160 on:** November 29, 2007, 09:37:07 PM »

"Ya got any whiskey? Ah could go fer a wee dram."

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #161 on:** November 30, 2007, 05:04:05 AM »

Irish slides a bottle of Bushmills down the bar.

Trinity · « **Reply #162 on:** November 30, 2007, 07:32:28 PM »

Trinity looks at the bottle and says, "This har jug ain' got no hayndle?"

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Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #163 on:** November 30, 2007, 08:13:10 PM »

Irish reaches under the bar and pulls out a jug of Smooth's Best and passes it to Trinity.

Trinity · « **Reply #164 on:** November 30, 2007, 08:42:49 PM »

"Thankee! Ol' man Smooth, shore does make a good whiskey. He gets his water from the same source as mah steel sight number nahn." Trinity throws the jug up in the crook of his elbow and begins guzzling.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #165 on:** December 12, 2007, 09:40:26 AM »

While everybody is standing around waiting for a drink, Irish informs them of the new embargo that Pony Racer is enforcing. I sure hope Trinity's new ship can get tha likker delivered. Gonna get mighty dry around here if we can't get deliveries past Pony and his crew.

litl rooster · « **Reply #166 on:** December 12, 2007, 10:44:50 AM »

They all be on "Shore Leave" gettin' dry themselves. They'll be a mutinay soon

Pony Racer · « **Reply #167 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:10:06 PM »

Mutiny, mutiny on me boats and me Port.

There be no mutiny boys, I like you fellers, if'n you use distilled approved liquors then we got no beef.

Even a wee bit of home brew is ok from time to time

But aye - if'n I see homemade shine by boat loads and non tax stamped imports from the caribbean comein like crazy - there is going to be some boys of blue local, state and federal like you've never seen me boys.

Now lets quit chittering, pour me a stout brew Irish Tom - I like me beer dark

Delmonico · « **Reply #168 on:** December 13, 2007, 08:17:18 PM »

Delmonico finds a surplus WWI Liberty areo-plane engine and heads to home Depot fer a load of plywood.

Trinity · « **Reply #169 on:** January 01, 2008, 06:28:08 PM »

"Dern reven-oooers an' other sech gubmint lackeys!

Don' you worry none. Ah don' only use tha waterways. Ah got me a wagon that been modified a mite.

"

Trinity · « **Reply #170 on:** February 04, 2008, 08:45:53 PM »

Trinity ambles up to the bar. "Next momf is March, so Ah gotta start practicin'. Pass a jug on over har."

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #171 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:00:28 AM »

Irish passes Trinity a jug. "So laddie - buck Ya gonna try ta win tha All Ya Kin Drink competition are Ye!"

Trinity · « **Reply #172 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:55:22 PM »

"Yup. AWL Ah kin drank, but *Hic* but Ah don' wan' nonna that grane beer!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #173 on:** February 05, 2008, 06:07:56 PM »

Beware the Ides of March

Trinity · « **Reply #174 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:57:17 PM »

"Unteel theeyun, happy Fat Tuesdy!! ...Ah oncet knowed a girl cawled Fat Tuesdy. Looky har, Ah got me a tintype..." Trinity rummages in his satchel and pulls out a picture.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #175 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:02:28 PM »

After 2 or 3 patrons get sick looking at Trinity's picture Irish tells him to put it away it's hurting business.

Trinity · « **Reply #176 on:** February 05, 2008, 09:02:33 PM »

"Awww, she ain' that bayud lookin'! Why, lookit them laigs!"

litl rooster · « **Reply #177 on:** February 06, 2008, 08:05:11 AM »

..............ah never mind

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #178 on:** February 07, 2008, 08:58:34 PM »

Who needs green beer. Pass me the Bushmills.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #179 on:** February 07, 2008, 09:31:18 PM »

Now you're talkin'

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