Well that was exciting, at 5 am, was woke with a bong, bong, bong, bong alarm, flashing light, Rita getting the heck away from me and telling Riley to run, I realize I am not having massive chest pains and am breathing as good as I have been and am trying to find the double buttons before I get tazed.
Push them, look at the screen and it didn't think I was dieing, it didn't know because one of the electrodes was not making contact. Finally had to take the whole damned electric girdle contraption off and put it back on as well as pull the battery and reboot the dang thing.
I remember now the noise it makes for a problem with me is louder, more shrill and vibrates on the belt also as well as telling Rita to get her and the dog out of the way.
If I wanted zapped at 5 am I'd go pee on an electric fence.