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Offline Delmonico

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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #60 on: December 29, 2004, 11:52:07 PM »
Careful FR, Annie will see that post in the mornin' and have somethin' to say about it.  That is after she sprays her moniter with coffee, why does she do that.  ;D ;D :P

It'll be even funnier when Mike logs on and finds out he's in danger of a silly food fight breakin out in his saloon, propelled by black powder of course. :D 
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #61 on: December 29, 2004, 11:57:15 PM »
Think I'll stay here and fiddle with this flying machine.  Lots of adjusting a fella can do with all these wires and cables and switches and things.  I KNOW I can improve the way it runs.  :o ::) :-\

Uh, would anybody know what time the stage for home leaves in the mornin'? ??? ;D
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2004, 12:03:14 AM »
No way, yer the one that thought things were too quiet. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #63 on: December 30, 2004, 05:22:10 AM »
As Delmonico stands at the bar, there is the distinct "ch-chik" sound of a '97 being cycled, followed by a

"BLAM!!"

as Del's own rear is peppered* with anise seed.

"Stewardess??! I'll give you stewardess!"


*(Since it is anise, not pepper, would the proper term be "anised"?)
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #64 on: December 30, 2004, 08:44:39 AM »
Hey Delmonico! did it hurt? ;D

Hey Delmonico!? ???


DELMONICO! :o


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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #65 on: December 30, 2004, 10:58:06 AM »
WOW!!!

I ain't seen dancing like that since Donald O'Conner died.
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #66 on: December 30, 2004, 11:27:10 AM »
Gonna boil his rear and see if it turns into licorice, Forty Rod??


 ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D

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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #67 on: December 30, 2004, 11:54:11 AM »
And all mayhem ensue's as Delmonico starts sprayin' the place with anise seed.  Soon gumdrops, jelly beans cheese and sugar cookies are flyin.  :o Delmonico wonders where the 12 gauge anise shells came from since the Delmonico Ammunition and Spice Company only loads those in 10 gauge. ;D ;D ;D ;D

With the bar in shambles Delmonico leads the group back to the plane as Duke finishes his sasparilla.  Once on the plane Delmonico removes his pants to show his custom made full-hide Union Suit with double layered trap door. ;D ;D ;)  You didn't think I'd turn my back on this crowd with out protection do you. ;)
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #68 on: December 30, 2004, 12:27:12 PM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother buckles Duke into his seat and is rewarded with a sasparilla belch to her face.

"Figures Delmonico would squirm out of that one, and I don't think Mike even noticed Del shot up the place."
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #69 on: December 30, 2004, 12:38:42 PM »
By the way, i think we'll start production on these as part of the Delmonico Union Suit Company.  Will sell good to cowboys who have to chase stampeeds in their underwear. ;D ;D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #70 on: December 30, 2004, 12:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Delmonico on December 30, 2004, 12:38:42 PM
By the way, i think we'll start production on these as part of the Delmonico Union Suit Company.  Will sell good to cowboys who have to chase stampeeds in their underwear. ;D ;D :D :D :D :D

But can you boil the flaps of them to make licorice?

:D

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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #71 on: December 30, 2004, 12:58:01 PM »
Delmonico beats Annie with a licorice whip and goes forward to talk to the piolet, poilot, er pielot or rather the guy whos drivin' the plane. ;D  He comes back and announces tha Delmonico Air Lines is now headed to Long Beach Washington.  "I see Walt has changed his listin' and he was logged on yesterday.  Bet he's all moved inta his new house and is ready fer some fun.  Most likely ain't hangin' round no saloon out there though.  Bet he's in a Starbucks drinkin' grape latte made with soy milk," :P  (Delmonico was in line to get his triple shot straight up one day and found the local drive through shack would make one if wanted.) :P :P

"When we land get ready were gonna shoot up a Starbucks, remember BMW's are out of season and the limit is 3 Volvos per day per person." :D :D  "I checked Walt's light is out so he ain't at home." ;)
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #72 on: December 30, 2004, 01:15:32 PM »
I got the Eastern Oregon Air Force (2 ag cats and 1 Boeing peashooter) on full alert; iffen that plane load of varmits and 1 saspirilla drinkin' dawg flys over us they have orders to shoot it down. ;D
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #73 on: December 30, 2004, 01:21:43 PM »
To late to get in the air, Uncle Eph's Air Force is caught on the ground and is destroyed as Duke empties 10 boxes of left over Civil War hardtack over the air base. ;D ;D

"On to Starbucks" says Delmonico as he wonders if Uncle Eph hangs around in a Starbucks. ;D ;D
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #74 on: December 30, 2004, 01:37:43 PM »
Howdy......
It ain't too quite 'round here nomore................ :o

Good shootin......
Vern... ;)
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #75 on: December 30, 2004, 01:59:56 PM »
Starbucks ??? ??? only Starbuck I hang around is the town of Starbuck about 60 miles north of here.

strafed by Duke, Yellow Yamamora and the other flying cowboys are plottin' thier gitbacks. 
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #76 on: December 30, 2004, 02:23:20 PM »
( Hey now, how would Duke empty those boxes and not fall out of the plane, when he doesn't have hands?!?! )
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #77 on: December 30, 2004, 03:44:32 PM »
What'd they do, tear down the old place and build a hocky rink?

Sure ain't very quiet around here.

Oh, BTW, I AIN"T gettin' on that flimsy piece of crud that you all are flyin' all over creation on.  Tain't safe nor dignified.  Seen dried out cow pies with more stability and strength.

Another thing...I don't even LIKE licorice.
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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #78 on: December 30, 2004, 04:18:01 PM »
Starbucks! Volvos! 10 ga shells! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  ;D

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Re: Sure is quiet around here.
« Reply #79 on: December 30, 2004, 06:55:22 PM »
Annie. Slim helped.  So it's all Slim's fault again. ;D ;D
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