Is that a subtle (brick right between the eyes) hint that you might be interested in taking it off her hands TT.
That's tha way Uncle Texas, ............ deny all intentions until she's not watchin', an then swipe it an' blame poor ol' 10zzzzzz .........She'll never catch on .....
... explain to OLD Stump...
Awraht ya dad-burn whippersnapper. Don't make me cut a switch.
Oak? About 3" wide, 1/2" thick an' 4' long?
I said, "a switch". Not the paddle what he'us woop'd with in grade skool.
Yanno DD, TT needs to watch Stumpy with his GOOD EYE, thet boy kin be sneaky when he wants to.