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Offline Delmonico

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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #80 on: July 13, 2009, 05:59:21 PM »
That ain't bein mugged that's straight bein hit on.  YOU DA MAN!!!

Well how could they resist:



Even looks like he's got a bar of lye soap in the other hand. ;D
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #81 on: July 13, 2009, 06:47:55 PM »
A least Slim and Mrs. Slim are nice enough to give an old man a ride to the Senior Center:

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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #82 on: July 13, 2009, 06:52:17 PM »
Gee, Slim let Mrs. Slim drive! ::) :o
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #83 on: July 13, 2009, 06:52:48 PM »
The Senior Center scares hell outta me.  First two questions I was asked the first time I went in there were "What's your name" and "are you married"?  

You ever been mugged by by a herd of little blue-haired widder women?

You always did have them blue hairs in a tizzy!  Personally, I thought it was a little disturbin' how you would always chat up Granny's friends! ;D
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #84 on: July 13, 2009, 06:53:30 PM »
Gee, Slim let Mrs. Slim drive! ::) :o

Well, of course!  How else could he sit back and look cool, like he's doin'. ;D
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #85 on: July 13, 2009, 06:58:43 PM »
Well, of course!  How else could he sit back and look cool, like he's doin'. ;D

Look again, Slim thought he was gonna drive, he's not lookin' cool, he's lookin' confused cause he can't find the controls for that thing. ;D
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #86 on: July 13, 2009, 07:01:08 PM »
A least Slim and Mrs. Slim are nice enough to give an old man a ride to the Senior Center:



Howjew doodat?
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Re: Hey Forty Rod
« Reply #87 on: July 13, 2009, 07:03:12 PM »


Don't know where Waldo is though. ;D

Here's a question for you:  how come Forty Rod has two hats in this picture?
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #88 on: July 13, 2009, 07:06:26 PM »
who's lefthanded cap lock rifle?

Bet you didn't even notice the left-handed coffee pot, didja?
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #89 on: July 13, 2009, 07:07:24 PM »
I know he's here somewhere, Forty Rod ol pard, where are you?



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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #90 on: July 13, 2009, 07:07:45 PM »
A spare? ;D  don't ask me, yer the one with 2 hats. ::)
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #91 on: July 13, 2009, 07:08:33 PM »
It looks like the milk cow has got the best view.

Well, she can see Waldo from there anyway.
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #92 on: July 13, 2009, 07:10:06 PM »
Waldo in sepia was the perfect touch.  I was waitin fer that.  Didn't know I could laugh so hard til I saw all the 40 Rod heads on that fambly.  When I do meet him in person (an I will) it's gonna be hard not ta lose it.

I think you done lost it already, Tanner.   ::)
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #93 on: July 13, 2009, 07:11:29 PM »
At least I got ta drive a horseless carriage.  ;D

Slim

I got a carriageless hoss.  Don't take much drivin' atall.
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #94 on: July 13, 2009, 07:13:10 PM »
It looks like LR is definitely "ready for action".  I like that speed draw holster he has on.

Looks like a recipe for a do it yourself vasectomy.
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #95 on: July 13, 2009, 07:17:43 PM »
When I need a laugh I have learned ta come in here. 
I seem ta have gained some kind of amnesty from bein in the butchered collection.  There's a little joke fer ya there Del.

Don't poke the bear!!!

Now you went an' called attention to yerself, dumass.  :o  You better start callin' yourself Movin' Target Tanner.
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #96 on: July 13, 2009, 07:19:10 PM »
Looks like a recipe for a do it yourself vasectomy.

Either that or the naked bread knife will do it.

Course maybe that is in case he gets assigned to heard sheep, he can commit Harry Cary or Harry Cary jr. ;D
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #97 on: July 13, 2009, 07:20:11 PM »
YABUT!  He's just a sheepherder!

That's a rude term.  Where I'm from we call 'em Lanolin Ranchers.
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #98 on: July 13, 2009, 07:22:10 PM »
Don't poke the bear!!!

Now you went an' called attention to yerself, dumass.  :o  You better start callin' yourself Movin' Target Tanner.

Took pictures at work around Christmas, made a calander for Carl and Shirley that own the store of folks working.  The one gal whined and said she was too fat and didn't want her picture taken.  told her no problem, I get her a new body off the internet. :o
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Re: Where's Forty Rod?????
« Reply #99 on: July 13, 2009, 07:25:58 PM »
Well how could they resist:



Even looks like he's got a bar of lye soap in the other hand. ;D
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