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Topic: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub" (Read 122205 times)
Silver Creek Slim
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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Reply #100 on:
August 14, 2006, 12:42:39 PM »
The wasps vacate the nest and the privy. Seeing the hefalump, the wasps attack it. Slim finishes his duty with the "paper", runs outside, and grabs the gun.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 01:18:58 PM »
Before Slim can get his gun the eller-funk steps on him.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 01:35:12 PM »
<Arthur's note: Yer having entirely toooooooooooooo much fun with that drawing program.
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Slim blows on his thumb and inflates himself.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 03:03:28 PM »
<Author's Note: It's more fun than a etch-er-sketch.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 03:08:49 PM »
Slim finds a mouse on the ground. He grabs it by the tail and waves it in front of the beast.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 03:25:07 PM »
Stampede!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 03:28:51 PM »
But Slim's trick does not work, the eller-funk takes the mouse, points at Slim and left clicks on Slim. He then right clicks, points at delete and then right clicks again.
Slim is deleted.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 03:32:44 PM »
Slim finds himself in the Recycle Bin.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 03:37:24 PM »
oh no the eller funk made 3 copies of Slim
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 03:50:06 PM »
Scarry though
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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August 14, 2006, 04:01:10 PM »
Quote from: Delmonico on August 14, 2006, 03:50:06 PM
Scarry though
Dell Ya realy gotta change brands of Yer sippin booze.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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October 16, 2006, 07:26:14 PM »
litl rooster shows up at Irish Tom's Pub lookin' for help to get the ants and cockroaches out of the little roosterville thread.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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October 16, 2006, 07:28:53 PM »
Tom tells litl rooster that he needs some kinda ant trap, but Tom doesn't have any
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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October 16, 2006, 07:34:54 PM »
But Tom says he does have an uncle trap and calls in the young blond who waits tables.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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October 16, 2006, 07:39:00 PM »
litl rooster decides that the uncle trap won't work on the ants and jumps on his hoss and heads fer Sod Busters to see if he might have any poison fer the critters.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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October 17, 2006, 02:10:18 PM »
Irish hops on his horse and follows litl Rooster. Hey all ya gotta do iz cover them ants wif chocolate an Trinity will eat them.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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October 17, 2006, 02:34:17 PM »
Irish Tom is soon lost in No Man's Land, alone and by himself.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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October 17, 2006, 05:22:06 PM »
but Tom does have a chocolate bar or 2
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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October 29, 2006, 01:31:31 PM »
"Chawklit covered aints? Sher, Ah'll have a han' full!"
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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October 29, 2006, 05:24:31 PM »
A hand full, well I'm sure he'd give ya a whole bag full, then ya'd have some fer later, at the movies
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