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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #100 on: August 14, 2006, 12:42:39 PM »
The wasps vacate the nest and the privy. Seeing the hefalump, the wasps attack it. Slim finishes his duty with the "paper", runs outside, and grabs the gun.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #101 on: August 14, 2006, 01:18:58 PM »
Before Slim can get his gun the eller-funk steps on him. :o
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #102 on: August 14, 2006, 01:35:12 PM »
<Arthur's note: Yer having entirely toooooooooooooo much fun with that drawing program.  ;D >

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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #103 on: August 14, 2006, 03:03:28 PM »
<Author's Note: It's more fun than a etch-er-sketch. ;D>
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #104 on: August 14, 2006, 03:08:49 PM »
Slim finds a mouse on the ground. He grabs it by the tail and waves it in front of the beast.  ;D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #105 on: August 14, 2006, 03:25:07 PM »
Stampede!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #106 on: August 14, 2006, 03:28:51 PM »
But Slim's trick does not work, the eller-funk takes the mouse, points at Slim  and left clicks on Slim.  He then right clicks, points at delete and then right clicks again.  ::)  Slim is deleted. :P
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #107 on: August 14, 2006, 03:32:44 PM »
Slim finds himself in the Recycle Bin.  :o
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #108 on: August 14, 2006, 03:37:24 PM »
oh no the eller funk made 3 copies of Slim ??? :o ??? :o
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #109 on: August 14, 2006, 03:50:06 PM »
Scarry though
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #110 on: August 14, 2006, 04:01:10 PM »
Scarry though

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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #111 on: October 16, 2006, 07:26:14 PM »
litl rooster shows up at Irish Tom's Pub lookin' for help to get the ants and cockroaches out of the little roosterville thread. :o
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #112 on: October 16, 2006, 07:28:53 PM »
Tom tells litl rooster that he needs some kinda ant trap,  but Tom doesn't have any
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #113 on: October 16, 2006, 07:34:54 PM »
But Tom says he does have an uncle trap and calls in the young blond who waits tables. ;D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #114 on: October 16, 2006, 07:39:00 PM »
litl rooster decides that the uncle trap won't work on the ants and jumps on his hoss and heads fer Sod Busters to see if he might have any poison fer the critters.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #115 on: October 17, 2006, 02:10:18 PM »
Irish hops on his horse and follows litl Rooster.  Hey all ya gotta do iz cover them ants wif chocolate an Trinity will eat them.
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #116 on: October 17, 2006, 02:34:17 PM »
Irish Tom is soon lost in No Man's Land, alone and by himself. ;D
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #117 on: October 17, 2006, 05:22:06 PM »
but Tom does have a chocolate bar or 2
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #118 on: October 29, 2006, 01:31:31 PM »
"Chawklit covered aints?  Sher, Ah'll have a han' full!"
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Re: Irish Tom's "Greener than Grass Pub"
« Reply #119 on: October 29, 2006, 05:24:31 PM »
A hand full,  well I'm sure he'd give ya a whole bag full,  then ya'd have some fer later, at the movies
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