Gonna put this here 'cause I doan know where else... got it in tha mail today.
Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past years. You have paid me very
well, given me benefits beyond belief, supplied me transportation to
every place imaginable. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension
plan that will pay my generous salary and supply health care and
medicine for my entire family for my life, and after my death, my wife
will continue to draw that salary.
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new
position. During this time I will show up for work when it is
convenient. I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other
perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that if my search for this new job proves
fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status . Before you say
anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congresssman running for President.
Every Congressman running for the Senate
Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.