Author Topic: Beer Drinkin', Racin' 'n Football (Read 1296353 times)

Arcey · « **Reply #1280 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:04:43 AM »

Crap. Meant ta say ‘Dinger is a dumb ass. If I had a wife lookin’ like his I’d never leave the bedroom.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1281 on:** October 31, 2009, 02:11:54 PM »

Yep, Me too! Yesterday during practice, Wonder Wimp and JJ apparently did'nt like folks 'bump drafting" them. It sure looks like those two get special treatment from everyone. I hate that MM and JuneBug are in that mess.

Arcey · « **Reply #1282 on:** October 31, 2009, 06:03:11 PM »

If I were Johnson I’d complain too. Waltrip’s bumpin’ moved ‘im up ten spots in practice. It’s a Hendrick-Waltrip conspiracy.

The booth strikes again. They reported NASCAR parked Waltrip for bumpin’ the 48. Fifteen minutes later he’s on the track makin’ bonsai runs.

That’s why I hit the mute button ‘n watch. Turn the sound back on in time to hear Ray Dunlap report we’re minutes away from the white flag. Quick race.

Two Fiats ‘n two Gooberment Motors trucks blow up.

Matt Crafton is called the leader ‘n he’s a lap down. The camera’s on Bodine ‘n they’re callin’ ‘im Hornaday. Phil Parsons thinks they’re at Daytona. ‘TWO LAPS TO GO!’ There’s four. The spindle on the 33 won’t turn at all. None of them do. The hub mounted on the spindle does.

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Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #1283 on:** October 31, 2009, 07:08:01 PM »

Been a long season, Arcey?

Arcey · « **Reply #1284 on:** October 31, 2009, 08:01:29 PM »

Apparently too long for that bunch. Either they’re gettin’ punchy or had their Halloween candy sprinkled with sumthin’ I don’t want no part of.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1285 on:** November 01, 2009, 08:32:26 AM »

I think they were having ill effects from their Holloween costumes. However, Batgirl didn't look too bad. She looks better in costume.

Arcey · « **Reply #1286 on:** November 01, 2009, 09:24:33 AM »

Happy they didn’t put Wendy in a Catwoman get-up. Someone would have been haulin’ me to the emergency room with the four hour thing..

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1287 on:** November 01, 2009, 03:07:55 PM »

The game is about to start.

Slim

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1288 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:49:05 AM »

I hope Slim ain't too sad about the Pack's loss to the Vikes. Ol' Brett is laughing all the way to the Bank!

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #1289 on:** November 02, 2009, 01:43:22 PM »

A good friend of ours is a hard core Packer Backer. I don't want ta see her taday, she gets surly when things don't go well fer her team.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1290 on:** November 02, 2009, 03:21:22 PM »

The Packer offensive line didn't give Rodgers very good protection. That could mean a long season for them if the blocking doesn't improve.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1291 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:07:46 PM »

One sack is too many for a game.

Slim

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1292 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:20:14 AM »

litl rooster · « **Reply #1293 on:** December 08, 2009, 07:19:46 AM »

I may have start watchin' NASCAR agin

http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports-general/20091207/CAR.NASCAR.Patrick/

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1294 on:** December 08, 2009, 07:23:31 AM »

Roo, You need to get a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue for 2009. They got some nuce pictures of her in skimpy bathing suits.

litl rooster · « **Reply #1295 on:** December 08, 2009, 07:30:43 AM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on December 08, 2009, 07:23:31 AM

Roo, You need to get a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue for 2009. They got some nuce pictures of her in skimpy bathing suits.

got the one of her on the Cobra for my desktop

Arcey · « **Reply #1296 on:** December 08, 2009, 07:48:33 AM »

Folks what’s excited er thinkin’ she’s gonna say she’s drivin’ a few races fer Junior.

I’m bettin’ she’s gonna ‘fess to bein’ Tiger Woods’ nummer 11………

litl rooster · « **Reply #1297 on:** December 08, 2009, 08:07:48 AM »

Quote from: Arcey on December 08, 2009, 07:48:33 AM

Folks what’s excited er thinkin’ she’s gonna say she’s drivin’ a few races fer Junior.

I’m bettin’ she’s gonna ‘fess to bein’ Tiger Woods’ nummer 11………

they just sellin' the sport

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1298 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:13:47 AM »

Roo, I hope you're not having any eye strain!

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #1299 on:** December 08, 2009, 12:38:12 PM »

I put that picture somewhere in the aircraft thread, it should still be there.

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