Author Topic: Things I wish I had been the first to say.... (Read 61271 times)

Forty Rod · « **Reply #80 on:** September 07, 2006, 10:17:16 PM »

Well, now that I've stopped hyperventilating over what Kate said, where does the line start?

Solomon Kane · « **Reply #81 on:** September 08, 2006, 02:28:13 PM »

I think I will invest in this new company, Microsoft.

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #82 on:** September 08, 2006, 05:03:41 PM »

I'll take my bat and ball and go home.

Dakota

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Judge Lead · « **Reply #83 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:12:51 PM »

A lack of forthought and planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine.

Regards

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #84 on:** September 09, 2006, 05:07:19 PM »

Isn't life great.

Dakota

Major E A Sterner · « **Reply #85 on:** September 09, 2006, 06:54:09 PM »

SMILE it makes People wonder what you're up to...

Frenchie · « **Reply #86 on:** September 09, 2006, 07:31:59 PM »

People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than bikers.

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #87 on:** September 10, 2006, 04:43:10 PM »

Life is full of little surprises.

Dakota

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #88 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:31:53 PM »

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.

-Amelia Earhart-

Dakota

Kid Raven · « **Reply #89 on:** September 18, 2006, 09:55:55 PM »

You can't have no idea how little I care.

DArchangel · « **Reply #90 on:** September 18, 2006, 10:13:29 PM »

Why is it, every thing I like is ether immoral, illegal, or fatning

Doc Cuervo · « **Reply #91 on:** September 19, 2006, 01:58:36 PM »

There are puddles in the parkiing lot with more depth thatn him,(or her).

The meek may inherit the earth, but it will be real interesting to see how they hang on to it.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #92 on:** September 19, 2006, 02:15:13 PM »

If the meek are going to inherit the earth, what's to become of all us tigers?

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #93 on:** September 19, 2006, 05:04:05 PM »

Take your hat off to the past, but your coat off for the future.

Dakota

Dick Dastardly · « **Reply #94 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:57:59 PM »

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll go sit in a boat all day and drink beer. . .

DD-DLoS

Dick Dastardly · « **Reply #95 on:** September 20, 2006, 05:03:04 PM »

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer - Mark Twain.

Be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. . .

Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain said a lot of good stuff. I hope to meet him one day, but I'm not sure I'll like the climate there. . .

Major E A Sterner · « **Reply #96 on:** September 23, 2006, 07:57:07 PM »

"It is Gods job to judge binladen...We're just here to arrrange the meeting"
The United States Marine Corps.

Delmonico · « **Reply #97 on:** September 23, 2006, 10:41:55 PM »

"Several cowboys were injured making this poster."

A caption on a poster for a rodeo in the entryway to work.

Blondetta · « **Reply #98 on:** September 24, 2006, 09:03:17 AM »

"When you spill on a suede coat- it stains but cows standing around, in the yard getting wet and dirty, all the time and nothing happens to stain them."

Forty Rod · « **Reply #99 on:** September 24, 2006, 09:28:46 AM »

Blondetta, you made me laugh with that one. I asked the salesman if rain would hurt my new pigskin coat. He said he didn't think so. It hadn't bothered the pig.

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