Author Topic: Things I wish I had been the first to say.... (Read 61272 times)

Frank Dalton · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:44:08 AM »

pie r round, cornbread r square.

Marshal Will Wingam · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:00:10 PM »

There is nothing more frightful than ingorance in action.
-Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Delmonico · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:12:01 PM »

"Anyone wanting to have respect for laws or sausage should not watcher either being made."

Otto Von Bismark

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Stump Water · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:14:25 PM »

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Delmonico · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:23:37 PM »

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #25 on:** August 21, 2006, 04:14:58 PM »

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

<- Phyllis Diller ->
Dakota

Delmonico · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2006, 06:55:17 PM »

"The first liar never has a chance."

Baxter Black

Dai.S.Loe · « **Reply #27 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:37:39 PM »

"If brains were dynamite, you couldnt even blow your nose"

Cyrille · « **Reply #28 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:46:27 PM »

"You act as if your head is only there to keep your ears apart."

Dai.S.Loe · « **Reply #29 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:59:18 PM »

" Madam, I may be drunk but you are ugly and in the morning I will be sober"

Sir Winston Churchill

Lightnin Rick · « **Reply #30 on:** August 22, 2006, 08:56:35 AM »

"Eureka I found it!!!!"

McMate · « **Reply #31 on:** August 22, 2006, 03:23:56 PM »

All I gotta do is Live, Die and Pay Taxes.............

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #32 on:** August 22, 2006, 05:44:45 PM »

Some people must make a full time career of clumsiness. They couldn't be so good at it by accident.

Dakota

Birdgun Quail · « **Reply #33 on:** August 22, 2006, 06:10:22 PM »

When I was a young soldier, Sergeant First Class Johnny Hooks was my supervisor. There were times when he'd get so frustrated with our screw-ups that he'd shout, "My God! I've been completely surrounded and overrun by incompetence!"

Another time, SFC Hooks was unsatisfied with the way I was doing something. I finally said, "Sergeant Hooks, I'm doing the best that I can!" SFC Hooks then just turned around, shaking his head and softly said, "I was afraid of that." $:-\$

Delmonico · « **Reply #34 on:** August 22, 2006, 06:50:49 PM »

"I march to the beat of a different plumber."

Roger Miller

Cyrille · « **Reply #35 on:** August 22, 2006, 07:10:46 PM »

I am not smart enough to have thought to say these But I think these are good quotes from a great man.

"Do your duty in all things, you cannot do more, you should never wish to do less."

"Say just what you mean to do on every occasion and take it for granted that you mean to do right."
Robert E. Lee
and here's the homespun version of the latter.
"Make sure you're right and then go ahead"
Davey Crockett

Marshal Will Wingam · « **Reply #36 on:** August 22, 2006, 08:55:31 PM »

It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.

-Mark Twain

Tensleep · « **Reply #37 on:** August 23, 2006, 04:06:39 PM »

When you hear folks talkin' about something you know nothing about,
listen, don't try to confuse the matter, just shut up.

Dakota Dan from OZ · « **Reply #38 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:25:46 PM »

Knowledge advances by steps, not by leaps.

-Lord Macaulay

Dakota

Forty Rod · « **Reply #39 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:45:31 PM »

Drownin' couldn't hurt in some cases.

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Author Topic: Things I wish I had been the first to say.... (Read 61272 times)

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