Awl rot

[Stump Water]

I'm puttin up a new post here in mah best Awlstraylyen akscent.

Thanks all for the good 'oliday wishes.  We had such a good tyme wit tha family that we've  decided to go out country next yea fo the Holla Daze.

'Ow flippin 'ot izzit daw'n they'ah this tyme of yeah?

Oh... bye tha bye... top secret intel for you folks that want to get along wid ya folks... staye pissed.  It's fu'ing grayte!

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Sounds like you must have found a good bottle of J D or Wild Turkey.

[Forty Rod]

That's the WORST Aussie accent I ever read.

Do you speak th language any better?

  

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[Texas Tall]

With a bloody accent like that Stump you won't even need a bloody visa ta get into the bloody joint,
actualy ya startin ta sound like ya Wallaby's brother or some bloody relative. .
How hot?, well around our neck o tha woods near the coast it is usualy around the 28/33c...80f+
but not too bad realy,so wiv en axcentt like you got ya'd fink ya'd bin onya 'ed a few toimes an ya
aint gunna letit wurry ya.
Say 'ullo ta ya broid fer me an i fink dat she'd be gettin bloody pissed wif ya torkin like dat all da bloody toime
 See ya ...................T.T.