Author Topic: Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County (Read 143627 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #100 on:** June 17, 2006, 10:21:09 PM »

When I was three years old I became very ill with something that the doctors could not figure out. I don't remember any of it and it went away as quickly as it came, but the diet of cottage cheese and pineapples remained. I remember it very well and surprisingly can still eat it, but only when it's put before me. I don't ask for it.

Interestingly, according to my mother, during this illness is when I stopped eating vegetables. Before then I ate everything.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #101 on:** June 26, 2006, 07:05:13 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 15, 2006, 04:37:03 PM

The stuff that stays in the cloth is the curds, the stuff that leaks out is the whey.

Gotta get summa that whey an put it in a jar in tha fridge. Next time them Holy Rollers come to the door and ask me if I have found the Way(whey), i'll jest hand em a jar n say, "Here it tis!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #102 on:** June 26, 2006, 08:05:00 AM »

I just tell them they'll go to hell for botherin' folks who don't want bothered.

" course if the summer solstice was comin' soon I'd invite them to dance naked in an oak grove by the light of a bonfire that night.

I've never tolt anyone I'm a Druid, folks just assume it sometimes.

Advertising · « **Reply #103 on:** **Today** at 02:28:38 AM »

Arcey · « **Reply #103 on:** June 26, 2006, 08:12:57 AM »

Know ah boy whut's close ta thirty years old now. Spent two years as a Mormon Missionary. Ridin' the bikes - shirt 'n tie.

These days, when he sees 'em comin, he mutters one word...................... RUN!!!!!

Trinity · « **Reply #104 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:09:31 PM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on June 26, 2006, 07:05:13 AM

Gotta get summa that whey an put it in a jar in tha fridge. Next time them Holy Rollers come to the door and ask me if I have found the Way(whey), i'll jest hand em a jar n say, "Here it tis!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #105 on:** July 01, 2006, 04:20:17 PM »

With out warning the Ralph River is flowin' right through the middle of Silver Creek Slim County.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #106 on:** July 01, 2006, 07:16:35 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 01, 2006, 04:20:17 PM

With out warning the Ralph River is flowin' right through the middle of Silver Creek Slim County.

Slim...please make sure your milch cows don't PEE in the river before it gets to my land. I don't like yeller water...or yellow snow!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #107 on:** July 01, 2006, 07:30:51 PM »

Well, I hope Slim & Family can swim

just in case about the time Slims sees the water, a big boat bumps into Slim's front porch complete with food, drinks and fishing poles.

Delmonico · « **Reply #108 on:** July 01, 2006, 07:43:01 PM »

Just then a big musky chews up the porch and it falls into the water, savin' the dogs livin' under it.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #109 on:** July 03, 2006, 11:23:12 AM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on July 01, 2006, 07:16:35 PM

Slim...please make sure your milch cows don't PEE in the river before it gets to my land. I don't like yeller water...or yellow snow!

"My milch cows is in the pasture which is fenced off, so they won't be peein' in the Ralph River. But, I won't say nothing 'bout the dogs, though."

Slim

Delmonico · « **Reply #110 on:** July 04, 2006, 10:34:28 PM »

I always figgered Silver Creek County was in Wissy-con-sin, not Newbrassky. "Bout four miles south of Palmyra.

Trinity · « **Reply #111 on:** July 04, 2006, 10:39:00 PM »

He must be a closet Newbrasssskeyan.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #112 on:** July 05, 2006, 09:37:27 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 04, 2006, 10:39:00 PM

He must be a closet Newbrasssskeyan.

Yep.

There is a Silver Creek 'bout hundred yards south of my house that runs thru my father-in-laws land. From doing research for my genealogy, I found out there is one in Sheboygan County WI near where some of my ancestors settled.

Slim

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #113 on:** July 05, 2006, 09:38:35 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 04, 2006, 10:34:28 PM

I always figgered Silver Creek County was in Wissy-con-sin, not Newbrassky. "Bout four miles south of Palmyra.

Yer having waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much fun with that camera.

Slim

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #114 on:** July 05, 2006, 10:33:17 PM »

He's gonna have that thing wore out before long if he keeps up this pace. or at least a battery charge.

litl rooster · « **Reply #115 on:** July 06, 2006, 07:46:26 PM »

Mebbe we could bribe Rita to hide it on him

FYI...... I believe it's just south of 4 Eyed Bucks place there is a Pee Wee crik, in which my daughter always called

Sod Buster · « **Reply #116 on:** July 06, 2006, 07:53:03 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on July 03, 2006, 11:23:12 AM

"My milch cows is in the pasture which is fenced off, so they won't be peein' in the Ralph River. But, I won't say nothing 'bout the dogs, though."

Slim

Delmonico · « **Reply #117 on:** July 06, 2006, 07:55:56 PM »

Or himself. "Always git yer water upsteam from Slim."

Sod Buster · « **Reply #118 on:** July 06, 2006, 07:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on July 06, 2006, 07:55:56 PM

Or himself. "Always git yer water upsteam from Slim."

I can't. The river flows through his County before it gits to Sod Buster Township. Our water supply is wholy dependant on how well Slim & his dogs behave!

Trinity · « **Reply #119 on:** July 06, 2006, 08:13:37 PM »

I thought it ended in Silver Creek Slim Country. Oh, congratulations to Slim on his windfall at the poker tables!

News:

Author Topic: Welcome to Margerine Town formal Velveetaville formally Silver Creek Slim County (Read 143627 times)

Advertising