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Offline Lucky Irish Tom

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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2006, 02:12:57 PM »
Hey Slim, why do they need a Margarine License, you aint proposin they do nothin kinky now are you?  :o
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #41 on: May 15, 2006, 02:27:24 PM »
Ya need a Margarine license to be able to legally import it into Wiscoooooooooooooonsin.  ;D

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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #42 on: May 15, 2006, 03:08:27 PM »
Why? ya Yankees do kinky stuff wi it thar? :P ;D :D
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Re: 2 guns
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #43 on: May 15, 2006, 03:52:49 PM »
I guess yer gonna have to 'splain to the new guy that margerine ain't fit to eat or do anythin' else with. ::) ::) ::) ::)

Me I'm glad I live in "The West" not in Yannkee  or Reb land. ;D  The land of real beef. ;D
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2006, 04:20:59 PM »
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on May 15, 2006, 10:42:09 AM
I need to see a marriage license first.  :D

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Quote from: Cyrille on May 15, 2006, 03:08:27 PM
Why? ya Yankees do kinky stuff wi it thar? :P ;D :D



please define...........uh on second thoughts fer git it, BTW I am not from England



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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2006, 05:03:27 PM »
Margerine, hummmmm; mabbe Lil Rooster kin use it ta slick up his boots, ah herd o 'Gun Butter' 'n 'saddle soap'
 why not  leather margerine it's gotta bee good fer sumthin ' sides th gov't says it's newww-trishus an we all know thet th gov't don't lie ??? ::) :-X
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #46 on: May 15, 2006, 06:00:50 PM »
Quote from: Delmonico on May 15, 2006, 03:52:49 PM
I guess yer gonna have to 'splain to the new guy that margerine ain't fit to eat or do anythin' else with. ::) ::) ::) ::)

Me I'm glad I live in "The West" not in Yannkee  or Reb land. ;D  The land of real beef. ;D

Where's tah beef??????  ::)
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2006, 06:16:13 PM »
It's all over, in pastures, feedlots and stores everywhere.  We kinda keep the good stuff here at home when we can. ;D  Ask Slim in the mornin' if he liked the steak from Skeeter Barnes, it had butter meltin' on it. ;D  My favorite place to get a steak here in Lincoln. ;D

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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2006, 06:29:34 PM »


Ya gotta love a website with a character like this one!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #49 on: May 15, 2006, 06:31:43 PM »
That is the boss. ;D  Ex-Feetball player with a degree from UN in beef. ;D
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2006, 06:34:04 PM »
I'm going back to school.  I want a degree in Beef!
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #51 on: May 15, 2006, 06:39:03 PM »
Accually the call it "Meat Science" and they teach it at UN here at the Ag Campus. ;D
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #52 on: May 15, 2006, 07:16:30 PM »
 So Del, why are they called the Kornhuskers?
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2006, 07:26:27 PM »
They gots to feed the steers sumthin'. ;D  Sides that the old name from a hundert years ago "The Bugeaters" was kinda, well funny.  But now they gots a big N on the stadium fer 'Nowledge.  Feets ball ain't got 'nuthin' ta do with book learnin'.  Ands it don't generate state pride in me causes they import about half their players. ::)
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #54 on: May 15, 2006, 07:46:23 PM »
So you mean they feed the Korn to the Feetball players and not the "Bugeaters"    I am so confused. :o
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #55 on: May 15, 2006, 07:51:22 PM »
I don't know about them feetball players,   but I have seen a few of them corn fed gals hanging around the wal-mart
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #56 on: May 15, 2006, 07:53:55 PM »
I don't eat nuthin' that looks the same when it leaves as when it was eaten' ::) :P
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #57 on: May 15, 2006, 07:59:31 PM »
Del, you gonna havta go down there to Conagra and pick up some of them Hebrew Hot dogs, we contract our turkeys with them
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #58 on: May 15, 2006, 08:18:11 PM »
I got some ground turkey in the fridge from Shadybrook Farms.  I always thought that Shadybrook sounds like a mental hospital.  The meat is not bloody enough to be ground mental patients, so I feel it's safe to assume that it's not.
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Re: 2 guns
« Reply #59 on: May 15, 2006, 08:39:50 PM »
Trinity, you probally got some of them mental turkeys. theys crazy. but they eat pretty good.

we sent out a flock of turkeys last night, 424,355 pounds of grade A turkey,  eat to your hearts content.
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