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Arcey · « **Reply #160 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:45:42 PM »

Is that when the werewolves come out?

Spent a lot of time in east Ocean View dealin’ with drunks. Ain’t buyin’ it.

Delmonico · « **Reply #161 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:49:23 PM »

Quote from: Arcey on February 20, 2009, 07:45:42 PM

Is that when the werewolves come out?

Spent a lot of time in east Ocean View dealin’ with drunks. Ain’t buyin’ it.

These were sober drunks, a whole different critter.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #162 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:53:28 PM »

The full moons at the burlesque show get folks ta actin strange.

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Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #163 on:** February 21, 2009, 07:42:35 AM »

Things do get strange on those full moon nights, It always made the shifts go faster with all that stuff goin' on.

Delmonico · « **Reply #164 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:35:32 AM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on February 21, 2009, 07:42:35 AM

Things do get strange on those full moon nights, It always made the shifts go faster with all that stuff goin' on.

Never met an ER nurse that didn't believe in the power of the full moon.

Delmonico · « **Reply #165 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:37:23 AM »

I should have said, "one I knew as a freind", most ER nurses I'm not in the mood to interview them about the full moon at the time.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #166 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:21:14 PM »

They be busy!

Delmonico · « **Reply #167 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:37:16 PM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on February 21, 2009, 01:21:14 PM

They be busy!

Yeah, besides that I ain't in the mood to talk when they are shoving a tube down my nose.

litl rooster · « **Reply #168 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:04:38 PM »

did they have to use a lip chain on ya? ta shove that tube down yer nose

Delmonico · « **Reply #169 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:27:12 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on February 21, 2009, 02:04:38 PM

did they have to use a lip chain on ya? ta shove that tube down yer nose

Nope, they just measure from nose to belly button, mark the tube, grease it up, tilt yer head back and slide it in, then they give you a glass of water and say "drink and swallow."

The trick is holding the water in long enough to get the pump started, see I never get one till I can't hold anything down.

BTW next time ya get sick just tell them ya want an NG tube.

Loads a fun.

litl rooster · « **Reply #170 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:31:54 PM »

I prefer to do the sticking them down. have done horses and cattle

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #171 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:34:49 PM »

As unpleasant as that all is, nothin is more akward than gettin a catheter. Specialy when you're full.

Delmonico · « **Reply #172 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:36:45 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on February 21, 2009, 03:31:54 PM

I prefer to do the sticking them down. have done horses and cattle

Well you ain't gonna get near me with no fish bowl type hose, not that I don't think you know how, I just don't like cussing at freinds, and I do 'poligize to the nurses when they get it all done. Course I usually have bad viens then from being dehydrated. Have a dozen or more tries at an IV don't make me smiley. At last they have the "one nurse, two tries rule" to protect the nurses.

Delmonico · « **Reply #173 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:37:37 PM »

Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 21, 2009, 03:34:49 PM

As unpleasant as that all is, nothin is more akward than gettin a catheter. Specialy when you're full.

Only had them put in when I'm asleep and taken out while the same. But you know.

litl rooster · « **Reply #174 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:39:06 PM »

Del, ya won't be cuzz'n much I get the lip chain on ya..

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #175 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:36:08 PM »

Oh yeah, those cath's are sooooooooo much fun. the one time they had to do me, i had to aswk the tech if'n I was done yet

$:-\$

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #176 on:** February 22, 2009, 08:37:40 AM »

Anytime them nurses start poking hoses or tubes in you , it can't be a good thing.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #177 on:** February 23, 2009, 04:39:59 AM »

That's tha truth!

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #178 on:** February 23, 2009, 06:37:09 AM »

LR, My Dad was mighty handy with one of those lip chains.

Delmonico · « **Reply #179 on:** February 23, 2009, 06:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on February 23, 2009, 06:37:09 AM

LR, My Dad was mighty handy with one of those lip chains.

He taught ya real quick not to mouth back at him didn't he.

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