Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1818287 times)

litl rooster · « **Reply #5320 on:** February 20, 2006, 04:01:36 AM »

On his way back to the Ranch With No Name, litl' rooster rides by Mrs. Collingwood's Wagon. See's Trinity's horse tyed nearby, and chuckles to himself. Thinking he should stop and make sure Trinity is not dead, but doesn't have time.
After reading the Livestock book in Dunning, he found that All livestock must be Branded. He returns with new Iron tyed to saddle...Lazy h brand. He will then as duley sworn Newbrassky Brand Inspector give Marshall harpoluke 24 hours to brand da Sheep, or risk losing it to the State....he he he

Trinity · « **Reply #5321 on:** February 20, 2006, 07:09:39 PM »

Trinity awakens, again with a smile on his face. Feebly, he rises and gets dressed, making sure this time that he has both boots. Outside, he stares for a long moment at his trusty ride and finally decides that he is in no condition to ride a horse. He takes Jolly Jumper's reins and begins their walk back to the ranch with Trinity taking each step very tenderly.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5322 on:** February 20, 2006, 07:19:48 PM »

but you got to step kinda careful with all them toes

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Trinity · « **Reply #5323 on:** February 20, 2006, 07:29:53 PM »

"Gee! Who's feets is them? Scattered Toes??"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5324 on:** February 20, 2006, 07:37:28 PM »

I don't know who's they is, but I bet it takes more than a triple E width

Trinity · « **Reply #5325 on:** February 20, 2006, 08:12:33 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on February 20, 2006, 07:37:28 PM

I don't know who's they is, but I bet it takes more than a triple E width

"Wail, they ain' purty!"

Trinity arrives at the ranch and takes a look at the new fellow with the extra toes and shivvers "Ugh!"

Inside the house, he finds a cherry pie sitting on top of the counter cooling. He takes the pie to the table with a container of cream from the ice box. In two minutes all that is left are three crumbs, a pie pan and head tilted back, Trinity is pouring the remainder of the cream into his mouth. Still hungry, he finds three steaks in the ice box and eats them raw and cold leaving only a small bit of fat behind.

Hearing Trinity in the kitchen, Claire runs in and greets him. Trinity feeds her the fat which she accepts as if the FFG hadn't fed her in a decade. Together the two climb into Trinity's inside hammock in the living room and promptly fall asleep.

Scattered Thumbs · « **Reply #5326 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:50:49 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on February 20, 2006, 07:09:39 PM

He takes Jolly Jumper's reins and begins their walk back to the ranch with Trinity taking each step very tenderly.

<Arthur's Note I thought yer names was Trinity, not Lucky Luke.

Or....Didja stole that horse?

>

Quote from: Trinity on February 20, 2006, 07:29:53 PM

"Gee! Who's feets is them? Scattered Toes??"

I didn't know ya was aquainted with cousin Toes.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #5327 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:29:12 AM »

Sheep, unlike Cattle knows Who's owns them, don't need no stinkin brand.

If' in Ya want a Brand, got one fer Ya Quarter circle J, My Grandfathers Brand-- or CT the Horshoe Ranch Brand (aka 5Dogs Ranch).

Now if 'in Yer trying to russle Ma Sheep, will have to arange a fair trial N a necktie party.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #5328 on:** February 21, 2006, 08:35:42 AM »

Sounds like tha sheepherder iz tryin ta lynch a State Official!

litl rooster · « **Reply #5329 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:43:25 AM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on February 21, 2006, 08:35:42 AM

Sounds like tha sheepherder iz tryin ta lynch a State Official!

Sounds like it to me too....may have to swear out a Posse

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5330 on:** February 21, 2006, 12:26:44 PM »

As Slim nears the Ranch With No Name, he spies something next to the barn flappin' in the breeze.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5331 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:22:29 PM »

it must be the chickens fighting

Delmonico · « **Reply #5332 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:19:49 PM »

Delmonico gets a Newbrassky law book and does some lookin' "Hey did ya know sheep stealin' ain't a crime here, it's considered a public sevice if ya ship em out of state."

Trinity · « **Reply #5333 on:** February 21, 2006, 07:35:12 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on February 21, 2006, 06:19:49 PM

Delmonico gets a Newbrassky law book and does some lookin' "Hey did ya know sheep stealin' ain't a crime here, it's considered a public sevice if ya ship em out of state."

"Or feed them ta Trinity!"

Trinity · « **Reply #5334 on:** February 21, 2006, 07:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Scattered Thumbs on February 21, 2006, 02:50:49 AM

<Arthur's Note I thought yer names was Trinity, not Lucky Luke. Or....Didja stole that horse? >

<<Arthur's response: I'm mixin' my Terence Hill characters...

>>

Quote from: Scattered Thumbs on February 21, 2006, 02:50:49 AM

I didn't know ya was aquainted with cousin Toes.

"Yeah, he done bought a jug or three from me in tha past.

"

litl rooster · « **Reply #5335 on:** February 22, 2006, 03:58:14 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on February 21, 2006, 06:19:49 PM

Delmonico gets a Newbrassky law book and does some lookin' "Hey did ya know sheep stealin' ain't a crime here, it's considered a public sevice if ya ship em out of state."

This ain't about stealin' dem Woolies. It's about who to blame fer ownin' them....Then of course threating a duley sworn officer of the State.

Slim, that's a warning flag to slow you and yer Horse down so you don't ride into the Door again...

litl' rooster rides back to Town to swear out a warrant and mustar a Posse

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5336 on:** February 22, 2006, 10:26:35 AM »

Quote from: litl rooster on February 22, 2006, 03:58:14 AM

Slim, that's a warning flag to slow you and yer Horse down so you don't ride into the Door again...

"Oh!" Slim jumps offa his horse and disappears into a snow drift.

Scattered Thumbs · « **Reply #5337 on:** February 22, 2006, 10:38:46 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on February 21, 2006, 07:43:04 PM

<<Arthur's response: I'm mixin' my Terence Hill characters... >>

That explains it.

Quote from: Trinity on February 21, 2006, 07:43:04 PM

"Yeah, he done bought a jug or three from me in tha past."

Yep! Sounds like it might be cousin Toes.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #5338 on:** February 22, 2006, 06:13:14 PM »

Irish wonders why litl rooster wants to put mustard on a Posse, thinks he might be spendin time with Trinity's jug. Irish grabs a shovel and starts to dig out Slim.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #5339 on:** February 22, 2006, 06:27:22 PM »

litl rooster may have to hire this guy from Arkansas

http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0206/305119.html

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