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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7540 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:37:45 PM »

I think the sheep herder has done had a hex put on him. probably he's still mad about that time we shot him with the pea shooters.

the dog's a laying over by the barn, but she don't look like nobody we know, who's missing

Delmonico · « **Reply #7541 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:41:25 PM »

That was PEE shooters.

The dog could be Gopher Grease, but he was here at work 'bout a half hour ago.

Hand Tub came up from Saint Loooy Sunday and I fed him cheese steak samwhices.

Maybe it's Scattered Thumbs.

Trinity · « **Reply #7542 on:** August 15, 2006, 08:18:55 PM »

"C'mere Dawg!" Trinity shouts as he slaps his thigh. "You an' Monkey do us a show!"

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7543 on:** August 15, 2006, 08:32:00 PM »

If'n that thar's Stoney, you don't reckon he'll be mad at us fer making him do all these shows, if'n he gets changed back again
do ya

Trinity · « **Reply #7544 on:** August 15, 2006, 08:41:15 PM »

"Nawwww. Or do ya reckon. Ah ain' thought 'bout it much. Say, Stoney! If'n that's you, d'ya mind daincin' fer us?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7545 on:** August 15, 2006, 08:48:21 PM »

Monkey does a little dance, twirls the rope around his head, tips his hat and then kicks Trinity and Ozark in the shins

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7546 on:** August 15, 2006, 08:56:23 PM »

Ozark goes in the house and gets on the coal oil computer and types a letter, then goes back outside. and tells Trinity, I done sent for the Grand Wizard to check out the monkey,

Trinity · « **Reply #7547 on:** August 15, 2006, 09:01:46 PM »

"

Them wizzards best come a-packin'! Ah may be from tha south, but Ah don' lahk nary a one of them!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7548 on:** August 15, 2006, 09:19:38 PM »

Whoops! I thank I got a hold of the wrong wizard, I wanted one of them magic ones

Delmonico · « **Reply #7549 on:** August 15, 2006, 11:22:33 PM »

Delmonico comes in and says, "I didn't 'member if ya wanted a wizard or a lizard, so I have it covered.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7550 on:** August 15, 2006, 11:39:54 PM »

The Wizard Lizard tries to turn Stoney back to himself, but sumthin' goes real wrong.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #7551 on:** August 16, 2006, 06:48:54 AM »

Tha monkey runs over an bites Delmonico on the buttocks for bringing the Wizard Lizard. Then the monkey throws up.

Trinity · « **Reply #7552 on:** August 16, 2006, 06:04:06 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 15, 2006, 09:19:38 PM

Whoops! I thank I got a hold of the wrong wizard, I wanted one of them magic ones

"Oh, they's gonna be some magic PER-fomed when they show up. Fust ya'll'll see a cloud of smoke an' hair several loud bangs. When tha smoke settles, ever' one'a dem is gonna be down in tha dirt. Now tha's what Ah call magic!"

Trinity · « **Reply #7553 on:** August 16, 2006, 06:07:10 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 15, 2006, 11:22:33 PM

Delmonico comes in and says, "I didn't 'member if ya wanted a wizard or a lizard, so I have it covered.

"That ain' tha FFG's magical stick, is it??"

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on August 16, 2006, 06:48:54 AM

Tha monkey runs over an bites Delmonico on the buttocks for bringing the Wizard Lizard. Then the monkey throws up.

"Shoulda done bit him on tha ear. That's whar tha sheep marshal bit him a few days ago."

Delmonico · « **Reply #7554 on:** August 16, 2006, 06:10:05 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 16, 2006, 06:07:10 PM

"That ain' tha FFG's magical stick, is it??"

Nope, that ain't a stick that is a wand, he conducts orc-ee-straws when he ain't bein' a wizard.

Trinity · « **Reply #7555 on:** August 16, 2006, 06:13:44 PM »

"What in tarnation is a wand?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #7556 on:** August 16, 2006, 06:14:47 PM »

A very expensive stick.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #7557 on:** August 16, 2006, 07:06:25 PM »

Which one of them wizards is Harry Potter?

Trinity · « **Reply #7558 on:** August 16, 2006, 07:14:19 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 16, 2006, 06:14:47 PM

A very expensive stick.

'See! Tolt ya. Magical Stick! Y'ain' gotta fancify it bah callin' it a wand. Pssshhht!"

Quote from: Forty Rod on August 16, 2006, 07:06:25 PM

Which one of them wizards is Harry Potter?

"Fust daid one on tha lef' "

Delmonico · « **Reply #7559 on:** August 16, 2006, 07:37:25 PM »

Delmonico says, "Ya know we got carried away in soupin' up The Steam Traction Engine and there is still that cloud hangin' off to the north-east where it exploded.

Perhaps I should shop for a new one."

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