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[Delmonico]

As he steps back and admires his work he says, "Now that fella from Arkansaw will feel more at home."

[Trinity]

Trinity steps up and asks: "Whars tha sign what says 'If This Trailer's a-Rockin' Don' Come a-Knockin' ?"

[Ozark Tracker]

wooee,  we ain't got nothing this nice back home, them long legged pink pigeons is kinda purty. but we do need at least one wagon with the  wheels  and blocked up off for storage

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[Ozark Tracker]

and if'in we could find one of them store bought bath tubs, we could fill it with dirt and grow some maters

[Trinity]

Trinity grunts and groans as he carries an old rusty stove back from the barn.  "Here.  Thought this would look good in fronta tha waggon.   Oh, an' here's a couple tins of potted meat Ah took from tha shaid."

[Ozark Tracker]

That outta look real good out ther,    we gonna havta watch out for them tornados now for shure, 

[Ozark Tracker]

You know Trinity, this here idea of Del's  a "trailer house" may catch on, I bet in the next 100-150 years they may be as many as 15 or 20 of these scattered around the country.

[Trinity]

"Yeah, 'specially after a twister storm!"

[litl rooster]

litl' rooster on his quest of "vengence" rides by a arrow shaped sign on the trail....Reads: "Rooms to Let 50 cents"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

A littlle further down the trail he sees another sign, "No Phone, No Pool, No Pets!"

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster, then searches each of his pockets and discovers,  " ain't got no cigarettes" 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim shakes his head at the sight of the "trailer house" and the wooden pink birds.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Yanno litl rooster, Two hours of pushin broom, might get ya a room! 

[litl rooster]

Yanno litl rooster, Two hours of pushin broom, might get ya a room! 

"Smokin' old stogies I have found,"







I'm too busy watchin "Buffalo roller skate"



Cool pic Slim

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "ya mean, ya can't roller skate in a bufflo herd?  Well dang, dang me, they ought ta take a rope and hang me."

[litl rooster]

Delmonico says, "ya mean, ya can't roller skate in a bufflo herd?  Well dang, dang me, they ought ta take a rope and hang me."

Yeah that's how it went

[Delmonico]

Delmonico heads to the kitchen to make supper, singin'

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
SPOKEN: "Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd"

FADE
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

 

[Trinity]

"Who's that feller yonder sangin 'bout buffler chips?  He keeps sayin' that he's tha king of the road.  Has he been drankin' tha stranger's Tiswin!?"

[Delmonico]

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine 'n' after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that we'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Mm, my ears still ring

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

4-H and FFA on a field trip to the farm
Me 'n' a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered a covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
And I swallered it with a smile
*Bllll-bbbb*, I run ten mile

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Jukebox 'n' sawdust floor
Sumpin' like I ain't never seen
And I'm just going on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin' uncle I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin.
I said "Lemme have a big old sip"
*Bllll-bbbb*, I done a double back flip

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

[Trinity]

Sitting in on the steps of the trailer house, the newcomer sings:

Well, I aint never travelled much
But someday when the money's such
I'd like to see the world and all
And maybe go through Arkansas

Arkansas, Arkansas
I sure love old Arkansas
Love my ma, love my pa
But I just love ole Arkansas

I'd like to get my picture took
Put it in my memory book
And someday hang it on my wall
To say that I'd seen Arkansas

Arkansas, Arkansas
I sure love old Arkansas
Love my ma, love my pa
But I just love ole Arkansas

My grandpa was always good
I'd play horsey on his foot
He'd tell me when I'd get tall
We'd both go see Arkansas

Arkansas, Arkansas
I sure love old Arkansas
Love my ma, love my pa
But I just love ole Arkansas

Arkansas, Arkansas
I sure love old Arkansas
Love my ma, love my pa
But I just love ole Arkansas