Newbrassky

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim picks himself up outta the dirt and feels his forehead fer the knob. His hands sticks to his forehead. No matter what he does he can't get his hand loose from his head.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Slim runs around in circles.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

[Ozark Tracker]

Whoops,  at least he didn't get a bump on his head, only a hand.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish runs out and pours some of Trinity's brew on Slim's forhead and his hand comes free!

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[Ozark Tracker]

Tom, I think ya saved his life, but that is gonna take that first layer of skin offen his face.

[Silver Creek Slim]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! It burns!
Slim runs and jumps into the stock tank head first. 

[Trinity]

Weren't that the point Trinity?

"Ah din' mind none, but Mrs. Collingwood tolt me not ta use them coins.  An' what Mrs. Collingwood says, goes, lemme tell you!" 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! It burns!
Slim runs and jumps into the stock tank head first. 

"What's Sleeeum doin??  .... WHAT?  He's warshin' off recipe??!??!??"  Trinity runs to the stock tank and pushes Slim aside and starts to drink.  *SLURP*   Coming up for air, he says: "Gotta get it afore its too dye-luted!" *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP*

[litl rooster]

litl rooster rides in and drops the lambs off at the cook wagon, sees Trinity at the Stock Tank shakes his head and rides off.   There's more orphan lambs or will be

[Silver Creek Slim]

The pain on Slim's face subsides. He decides to go find his horse since the screamin' scared it away. 

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico reads the sheepherders post and realizes he's havin' holly-loose-in-ate-eons again.  The reason is back over 400 pages ago, Delmonico installed indoor plumbin' and most folks don't use the privy anymoore, but the Wedgewood Water Closet that matches the good china in the dining room.

Also at this time of year in Newbrassky the stinging nettles ain't hardly up yet and won't sting fer another month or so, in fact right now they can be used as greens.

Also there is no horse trough on the rance, just a stock tank by the windmill.

There is rumors that down airy-zona there is a cactus that the sheepherders sometimes eat that causes such holly-loose-in-ations.

Del Youv'e been smoakin Da Wildwood Weed again, N its kinda hard to think clearly with a large knot on Yer Head.

Ah lossened the pipes in the water closet n flooded the wedgewood room,

Marshalls get Paid ta peep.

Marshal Who's still Glassing Ya.  heh, Heh, HEH.

P.S.  The Nettles were Imported from Southern California, they are evergreen verity and are allways viable.  Nice try Del.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim follows his horses tracks fer 3 miles until he catches up with it. He sees in the distance a lone rider leading several horses. He says to himself, "I think we should start an anti-horse thief association." 

[Delmonico]

Most likely a sheepherder. 

[Trinity]

Trinity takes his last slurp and is confident that all that remains is water and horse slobber and a few pieces of hay.  "Whew!  That shore was close!!"

[Bambino]

Bambino storms into the kitchen and gruffly yells.  "I done rustled up all the sheep from that crazy Utah Sheepherder.  Put them in the pature next to litl rooster's cattle.  Gotta go now and look for my brother!  Lousy, good for nothing..."

As he is leaving, he stops at the barn again and takes all the horses.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is in the kitchen makin' Weinerwurst out of the cleaned lamb intestines and one of Stoney's pigs.  As he takes a rack of them to the smokehouse he see's Trinity's brother take off with all the horses.  He shugs his shoulder and says, "Glad I ride a mule," when he sees Reuben still in his stall.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico heads to the house and heads in, "The sheepherder is peekin' in the window again."

[Trinity]

Asleep in his room with his window open, Trinity hears Delmonico talking to his mule.  Instantly Trinity awakens and runs down into the the kitchen and shouts: "We gonna have Reuben sammiches fer dinner??!!??"

[Trinity]

"Dail, Dail!!   Tha Sheepherder is peekin' agin!  He ain' doin' nothin... jus' lookin'!!!"

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

That brother of Trinity is stealing the horses again.  It's a good thing He don't cottin ta Sheep.

Course he don't hold His Rock Salt well either.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish comes out on the porch, sees that the horses are gone again.  He whistles, gets a cup of coffee, and sits down on the porch waiting for his Percherons to drag Bambino back to the Ranch With No Name.

[Stoney Pete]

When the horses come back Stoney puts them in the stall.  "You'd think he'd learn don't ya Tom."

Stoney heads to the smoke house to get some bacon.  Seeing the Weinerwurst he know whats for dinner.  "At least it ain't no more of the Celestial cooking."

After cooking up some bacon, eggs  and fresh coffee, Stoney heads out to the porch, assumes his usual position (his rocking chair) and proceeds to enjoy his meal.  "There's plenty for anyone who wants some."