Newbrassky

[Trinity]

Trinity tries to whistle along with the song as he gathers the feathers.

[Delmonico]

Gettin' to the kitchen, Delmonico decides that  sweet tator pie is a good idea and bakes two of them.  also the seines the dismal and gets some catfish to fry, finds enough turnips in the garden to make grens and bakes some corn bread.

[litl rooster]

After washing up the dinner dishes, and having 2 slices of sweet tater pie, litl' rooster decides the Gyro meat was good. Then proceeds to go and make more orphan lambs so we will have fresh Gyro meat. Seeing Wymore on the trail rides up an introduce myself. Wymore sir there is no need to rustle beef in Newbrassky, we slaughter on regular basis, go to the Ice house and get what you need. Also let you know there is a bounty  paid for each confirmed sheep kill.

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[Trinity]

With so many sheep kills, Trinity gets a bright idea and goes into the workshop.  Several hours later he emerges with rugs for every room, including the kitchen (Most are single skins but the rug for the living room is wall to wall), several shearling coats for everyone to use use next winter, shearling vests for everyone's use now, gloves, hats, slippers, blankets, boot buffers to place at all the doors so that each Gent will have nice looking boots, rags with which to keep the FFG's surry polished, and beds for each of the dogs and the puppies.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark having been down to town and stopped into the local saloon for just a shot of the cure comes into where Trinity is and asks,  Trinity who is that new girl uptown, whos's got the new sheepskin coat,  she said she's kinda sweet on an old boy out at the ranch with no name. she says he a fine fellar.

[Trinity]

Trinity blushes and says:  "Awww, that's Candi Caine.  She's one of Mrs. Collingwoods waggon girls."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks out the kitchen window and nudges Trinity.  Trinity runs out and grabs the widow peekin' sheepherder and Delmonico goes to the hog-scalder and grabs a buket of hot tar.  He coats the sheepherder and they cover him with chicken feathers.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Yeowe!., this tar is hot!

This is just one step too..

Sheep stampeeds Cattle herd through Ranch with no name, tears up every thing, then the Sheep heard follows n eats up everything.

Marshal retrets to Dynomite Chicken Ranch in Arizona territory.

Marshal recieves crate from Basque Sheepherders, has Tiger rug, n possables bags, saddle covers, and blankets.

Them Basque, don't say much, but they do get even.  Thats wat Ya get bringin in them Furen kittys.

Marshall muses, Ah always wanted a Tiger Rug.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico cuts and pastes a frame and everything is fine on The Ranch with No Name, however in Airy-zona the sheepherder is pullin' tar and feathers off his skin, while the sheep laughs.

<Authors Note: Even sheep have enough scruples not to be window peekin'.>

[Trinity]

To Delmonico: "Looks lahk we missed a sheep.  What kin Ah make outta his hide?"

[Marshal harpoluke]

 


Marshal kleens off tar with coal oil.   .,He's fine, Marshall N Da Sheep have a good laufgh.

Time to put Da plan into action.

Marshall puts 'additive into Delminicos coffee, Dell drinks  has the hebe jebies N heads fer the out house--Del sits on the 'throne' n proply falls in tail first, ( Marshall had modified the seat), Marshall had lined the pit with fresh 'Stining Nettles'.
 
Yeowwweee!, cries Del.!  Jest then Da Sheep sets off Da Dynamite, n Blows up the Outhouse n the roof falls back on Dels head N whacks Him a good one. Ouch!

Dell falls back into the 'Stinging Nettles',  Yeoweee!

Marshall grabs Dell by the scruff of the neck drags Him out to the Horse trough N throws Him in it.(He had priviously filled it with Sheep dip.).

Dunks Dell, Whacks Him overs the head with Marshals cast-iron gridle N Says" You involved with that no-good 'Sheep gang'?  Don't know Who they is but they been doing a lot of bad things, n blaming on Me N Da Sheep.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico reads the sheepherders post and realizes he's havin' holly-loose-in-ate-eons again.  The reason is back over 400 pages ago, Delmonico installed indoor plumbin' and most folks don't use the privy anymoore, but the Wedgewood Water Closet that matches the good china in the dining room.

Also at this time of year in Newbrassky the stinging nettles ain't hardly up yet and won't sting fer another month or so, in fact right now they can be used as greens.

Also there is no horse trough on the rance, just a stock tank by the windmill.

There is rumors that down airy-zona there is a cactus that the sheepherders sometimes eat that causes such holly-loose-in-ations.

[Trinity]

"Dontcha know?  Sheepherders kain' read.  "

[Trinity]

While napping, Trinity has a dream and becomes hungry and his mouth begins to water. He jolts awake, wipes the drool away and runs to the workshop where he worked yesterday making all of the sheepskin items for the ranch.  A few minutes later he comes running back loaded down with intestines, trailing one intestine ten feet behind him. 

"Dail!  Dail!  Kin ya make wiener sausages tonight!?!??"

[litl rooster]

litl' rooster, on his quest to up hold the laws of Newbrassky (and for personal satisfaction) ride up on a U with 3 lambs, dern critters breed like rats and smell worst. He eradicates the breeding stock, and hauls the lambs back for more Gyro Meat....<That's stuff is as addicting as the Holy Black powder this rifle is attended on shooting

  Back at the ranch I see some of the shearling pieces that Trinity has been working on. taking a small piece and clean and buff my saddle. >authors note, they work great on leather goods< 2nd note, when did Trinity get so ambisous?

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster its  them gals down there at miss collinwoods, done got him in dither, but they is awfully prutty,

they got a new little  blonde pole dancer down there that's cute as can be.

[Trinity]

"Yeah!  Ever since they done put that pole up in tha waggon, Ah kain' stay away.  In fact, tahm ta go agin!  Anybody got any dollar bills?  They tolt me Ah weren't 'llowed ta use coins no more cause their britches kep' slidin' down from the weight."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Weren't that the point Trinity?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides into the dooryard from the northeast.

[Ozark Tracker]

Lucky for Slim, tha's the direction you need to come from so  it don't hurt as bad when you bump your head. since Ozark coated it with some of the leftover tar from the other night.