Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820187 times)

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #500 on:** November 15, 2004, 10:12:02 AM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother looks on in astonishment.

"Dang, in boots? That's just... .nasty. Slim will have to think of something good to save his boots. Oh, by the way, I don't think the dog would like to be called 'Dukey.' That's another word for that thing Slim isn't allowed to say and you, Delmonico, are too fond of saying!"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #501 on:** November 15, 2004, 11:07:04 AM »

Slim rides into camp from the weekend in Wiscoooooooooooooooonsin. "Have ya named the yellar dog, yet?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #502 on:** November 15, 2004, 11:27:17 AM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on November 15, 2004, 11:07:04 AM

Slim rides into camp from the weekend in Wiscoooooooooooooooonsin. "Have ya named the yellar dog, yet?"

With a small **poof**, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother disappears with a scattering of sawdust. The dog and Delmonico can handle this one.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #503 on:** November 15, 2004, 12:00:50 PM »

Yep we named it Duke, kinda sounds like poop, but not really.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #504 on:** November 15, 2004, 12:05:36 PM »

"Duke sounds good ta me. For some reason that name sounds familar.

" Slim dismounts his horse and unsaddles it. "I need to put on my other pair of boots 'cuz these are wet from crossing all them rivers."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #505 on:** November 15, 2004, 12:38:06 PM »

With a wide eyed look, Duke looks at Delmonico, then hides.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #506 on:** November 16, 2004, 12:19:47 PM »

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #507 on:** November 16, 2004, 12:36:25 PM »

Quote from: AnnieLee on November 16, 2004, 12:19:47 PM

<Did Slim put his boots on? Did his toes squish? Was Duke embarrassed? Did Delmonico laugh? Inquiring minds wanna know....>

Is the anticipation killin' ya?

Slim

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #508 on:** November 16, 2004, 12:38:48 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on November 16, 2004, 12:36:25 PM

Quote from: AnnieLee on November 16, 2004, 12:19:47 PM
<Did Slim put his boots on? Did his toes squish? Was Duke embarrassed? Did Delmonico laugh? Inquiring minds wanna know....>
Is the anticipation killin' ya?

It's getting there...

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #509 on:** November 16, 2004, 12:48:14 PM »

Slim walks over and sits down on his soogun to change his boots.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!
"What the...?" He opens his soogun to find sand burrs in it. "How did those get in there?" He pulls his gloves on and picks the burrs out of his soogun. He takes his gloves off and sits back down on his soogun. He takes his wet boots off and picks up a boot.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #510 on:** November 16, 2004, 12:57:35 PM »

Duke has a change of heart and dashes out from his hiding place. He takes the toe of the boot in his mouth and tries to yank it away from Slim.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #511 on:** November 16, 2004, 12:59:32 PM »

"What are ya doin' Duke? Left go of my boot!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #512 on:** November 16, 2004, 01:18:37 PM »

He feels bad cause I had him deposit cannie fecal matter in yer boots (ya'll thought I was gonna say poop

) We had trouble with TFS chat room kickin' us out and we figgered that everyting is yer fault so we'd get even with ya.

It was spooky Slim, I was outside the chat room lookin' at the folks chatin' and it said I was one. Was it an "outa compooter experience?"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #513 on:** November 16, 2004, 01:30:28 PM »

Duke lets go of the boot. "This time, it was not my fault. I was no where near TFS chat room." Slim takes a whiff of the boot. "Whoa! That's nasty!" He shakes the fecal matter outta his boots. He puts on his wet boots, takes his "soiled" boots to the river and washes them out.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #514 on:** November 16, 2004, 01:31:21 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on November 16, 2004, 01:18:37 PM

It was spooky Slim, I was outside the chat room lookin' at the folks chatin' and it said I was one. Was it an "outa compooter experience?"

I wouldn't doubt it any.

Slim

Delmonico · « **Reply #515 on:** November 16, 2004, 01:41:32 PM »

takes his "soiled" boots to the river

Ya know the polite period name for poop in a chamber pot is "Night Soil". Big cities used ta have guys that went round and charged to empty chamber pots. They were called "night soil men". They took it away and sold it to potassium nitrate makers so it could be used to make blackpowder.

Ya could have made poweder outa that dog poop.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #516 on:** November 16, 2004, 01:44:55 PM »

"No thanks. I will buy my powder from the mercantile."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #517 on:** November 16, 2004, 01:47:04 PM »

Duke looks a little dogish (he's too cool to look sheep-ish), but thinks his night soil smelled so strong because of all the garlic Delmonico put in the food.

Delmonico · « **Reply #518 on:** November 16, 2004, 02:00:39 PM »

It ain't me it's Gopher Grease that's put's all the garlic in the food and he ain't had time ta help here cause he gots a new 9mm pistol and he thoughts he had to make 500 pounds of booolits fer it befer he returned my lead pot and booolit mould.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #519 on:** November 16, 2004, 02:05:01 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on November 16, 2004, 02:00:39 PM

It ain't me it's Gopher Grease that's put's all the garlic in the food and he ain't had time ta help here cause he gots a new 9mm pistol and he thoughts he had to make 500 pounds of booolits fer it befer he returned my lead pot and booolit mould.

What's he want one of those newfrangled pistols fer? He can't shoot is at a CAS match.

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