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Trinity · « **Reply #1480 on:** February 12, 2005, 11:21:30 AM »

Quote from: gophergrease on February 11, 2005, 11:16:19 PM

I was thinkn that her room sets atop the house, with windows on all sides. That way no mater what way that thing comes from, I'll get a shot at it.

As for breakfast, maybe we'll have some waffles. just got a new Iron and like to try it. Could have some eggs and bacon with them.

"DERN!!! Who done went and stuck Miss FFG in the attic? Or do we live in a laht-house?"

Trinity · « **Reply #1481 on:** February 12, 2005, 11:34:37 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on February 12, 2005, 12:10:45 AM

Delmonico comes back, "I followed Slim's tracks about 5 miles east of here, they ended in a little valley about a mile beyond the gully where you hid yer still Trinity. ...

"Dang. Decoy number one found. Ah wonder if ole Slim thought that was mah real still and stopped fer a nip afore he was taken.

Ah hope he di'nt drink out of them green bottles..."

Delmonico · « **Reply #1482 on:** February 12, 2005, 12:21:30 PM »

Delmonico looks over the new posts and says"Tinity ya must of missed the part about the house havin' a cupalo. The FFg's room is an octy-gone cupalo."

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Trinity · « **Reply #1483 on:** February 13, 2005, 09:22:45 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on February 12, 2005, 12:21:30 PM

Delmonico looks over the new posts and says"Tinity ya must of missed the part about the house havin' a cupalo. The FFg's room is an octy-gone cupalo."

Trinity scratches his head...

Flicks the louse away and wonders to himself "So thaaaaaats what a cupalo thing is, hmmm."

Trinity · « **Reply #1484 on:** February 14, 2005, 07:09:08 PM »

Trinity steps up to the house after a long day of hard work at the still. The first thing he noticed was the lack of smells from the kitchen. He heads there first. "Delmonico, Gophergrease, what's fer dinner?? Ah don' smell nothin'." He finds no one is there and nothing has been prepared. He then searches the entire house and still can't find anyone.

Trinity feels very lonesome and screams out "WHERE IS EVER'BODY? ? ? ?" You see, if the TV had yet been invented or better still, the computer, Trinity wouldn't need anybody.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1485 on:** February 14, 2005, 07:35:14 PM »

"Ok, lets hide in the cellar a little longer, it will drive him nuts in a few minutes."

Trinity · « **Reply #1486 on:** February 14, 2005, 07:41:47 PM »

Trinity stands alone in the kitchen.

He lifts one arm and smells... "naaahhh, kaint be"

Delmonico · « **Reply #1487 on:** February 14, 2005, 07:55:05 PM »

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, as Delmonico comes out from behind the cellar door.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1488 on:** February 14, 2005, 09:17:43 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother comes out of the basement to thwap Delmonico on the back of his head.

"Shame on you, luring me down there by telling me you had a clue to find Slim! There wasn't any clue, you were just tricking Trinity!"

With a "humph" of disgust, she hugs Trinity and moves to her chair by the fire.

Trinity · « **Reply #1489 on:** February 14, 2005, 09:19:48 PM »

Trinty gasps and runs out of the house. He was in the middle of the yard outside the kitchen before his brain caught up with him and he finally realized that it was Delmonico.

Trinity returns to the house and find Delmonico doubled over in laughter "That weren't nice, Delmonico, mah heart is still racing. Ah need a drink!"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1490 on:** February 14, 2005, 09:27:08 PM »

A disembodied voice says, "Y'all are having too much fun."

Trinity · « **Reply #1491 on:** February 14, 2005, 10:43:41 PM »

Trinity, who is quite used to hearing voices slurrs something unintelligible back. "shhrzz ffffffffff, shrrd frrrrfffshrz!"

Since the last post, someone has been drinking.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1492 on:** February 15, 2005, 09:00:10 AM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother slowly draws her wand and glares at Delmonico.

"I know Slim's still alive, I just heard him! Now are you going to go rescue him or not??"

Delmonico · « **Reply #1493 on:** February 15, 2005, 02:20:15 PM »

Ok, I'll have them bring him back, but it has to be dark for the proper effect.

Sides that I have a task for him to do with that big shotgun of his.

Trinity · « **Reply #1494 on:** February 15, 2005, 07:20:22 PM »

Trinity drags out of his bedroom mumbling something about lighthouses when he sees Delmonico. "When are we gonna res-kew ole Slim? Ah'll bet he is plumb tard of them aliennes or whatever you was callin' them.

<<whisper on>>...An, Delmonico, if'n it's true what you said they was doin' to him... well, we need to res-kew him as fast as we can, but I don' know if Ah can look him in the eyes no more

<<whisper off>>

Afore we go, what's fer dinner, Ah done had a bad batch last night and have the worst hangover ever! Because of that, Ah ain' had nothin' ta eat all day.

Ornery Orr · « **Reply #1495 on:** February 15, 2005, 08:11:00 PM »

In the distance they all hear a whinny and a slow steady creaking and squeeking noise. They look out the window and see a feller on a buckboard pulling what looks to be a variation on the design of a civil war mortar.

Trinity · « **Reply #1496 on:** February 15, 2005, 08:41:01 PM »

Trinity runs to get his rifle and returns to the window to peer at the coming visitor. "Can anybody see what color he's wearin'??!??"

gophergrease · « **Reply #1497 on:** February 15, 2005, 08:41:50 PM »

Just what we needed anuther big gun.

love the BOOOOOOOOOM

gophergrease · « **Reply #1498 on:** February 15, 2005, 08:44:04 PM »

It dont mater none, he gots a big shooter so ya have to be nice to the man.

At least till you can talk him out of his toy.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1499 on:** February 15, 2005, 08:49:11 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother glides out on the porch. She squints at the stranger, then lifts her hand in a wave.

"Evening. Something we can do for you?"

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