Author Topic: Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management. (Read 436882 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #80 on:** May 26, 2006, 10:22:26 PM »

Trinity walks in with a sign. "Foun' this in another town. Ah'm a-ready ta debauch!"

Quote from: Delmonico on May 26, 2006, 09:25:50 AM

Delmonico puts up a sign,

No Debauchery Allow Here

Go to litl roosterville for that

Trinity · « **Reply #81 on:** May 26, 2006, 10:27:58 PM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on May 26, 2006, 06:22:50 PM

I guess he don't need no Hooters girls working as Meter Maids.

Great idear! Hey, litl rooster. put all them meters out... reeeeeal low to tha ground. Fellers will spend all their money parkin' so's they can watch them Hooter girls check tha meters!!! With those revenues, ya kin give tha beer away!

litl rooster · « **Reply #82 on:** May 27, 2006, 04:36:58 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on May 26, 2006, 10:27:58 PM

Great idear! Hey, litl rooster. put all them meters out... reeeeeal low to tha ground. Fellers will spend all their money parkin' so's they can watch them Hooter girls check tha meters!!! With those revenues, ya kin give tha beer away!

I have promoted you to the Planning Commissioners Position

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Delmonico · « **Reply #83 on:** May 27, 2006, 08:21:00 AM »

Yer town needs a Latin Motto on it's offical seal.

Umanaked Ovaladies Mlahere

litl rooster · « **Reply #84 on:** May 27, 2006, 01:33:04 PM »

Where you get them Greek werds out of sum book?

Delmonico · « **Reply #85 on:** May 27, 2006, 02:07:50 PM »

Remove the first three letter of each word.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #86 on:** May 27, 2006, 03:10:14 PM »

don't you just love them 25 cent words. wished I knew a few.

Trinity · « **Reply #87 on:** May 27, 2006, 03:12:52 PM »

Trinity takes his new job with pride and immediately sets to the task of planning. His first plan was to get rid of all male employees at Hooters. Further, he increased the heat in the kitchens and had mist sprinklers installed to cool the over-heated cooks down. Finally, it was decreed that all Hootergirls were only allowed to wear white tops.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #88 on:** May 27, 2006, 03:28:04 PM »

I'd post a picture of the official uniform, but slim would get one of them headaches again if'n he seen it.

Trinity · « **Reply #89 on:** May 27, 2006, 03:52:21 PM »

Oh, in addition to the normal uniforms, there must be no less than four "Perky Lasses" per restaurant.

litl rooster · « **Reply #90 on:** May 27, 2006, 06:07:05 PM »

Grand Opening Tonight

roosterville HOOTERS

Hot wings 1/2 price

located downtown roosterville....just across from roosterville Hotel
free continnetal breakfast and cable
"You can check out
any time you like.............................but you can't ever leave

litl rooster · « **Reply #91 on:** May 27, 2006, 06:09:32 PM »

authors note< I should have got out of the Horse and cattle business years ago

Trinity · « **Reply #92 on:** May 27, 2006, 06:14:23 PM »

Are the rooms available by the hour??

litl rooster · « **Reply #93 on:** May 27, 2006, 06:47:24 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on May 27, 2006, 06:14:23 PM

Are the rooms available by the hour??

I hope not.......but I ain't sure. Ya see I own the land and the building but, I sub lease it to a "Pull start"

so you'll have to inquire there.

Trinity · « **Reply #94 on:** May 27, 2006, 07:50:04 PM »

What in tarnation is a "Pull Start"?

Sod Buster · « **Reply #95 on:** May 27, 2006, 09:39:06 PM »

Sod Buster stops by for dinner at Hooters on his way to both Tom's Pub and Stoney's.

He wonders that since this Hooters is so successful.....perhaps they should change the name of the town to HOOTERVILLE.

Sod Buster finishes his wings, Grouper sandwich, curley fries, sweet tea and leaves to make his deliveries.

Trinity · « **Reply #96 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:43:38 AM »

Hooterville already exists. They gots themselves a tawkin' pig!

Delmonico · « **Reply #97 on:** May 28, 2006, 12:47:54 PM »

I hear his tryin' to catch a bear and teach it to dance, I got my sewin' kit handy.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #98 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:29:49 PM »

Go shove your head into a tub of ice water, little brother... or maybe the other end. Looks like you're the one that's over heatin'.

Trinity · « **Reply #99 on:** May 28, 2006, 05:08:22 PM »

"Naw. Ain' overheatin'. Jes ate a pan of beans, that's all. sorry.

"

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