I seen one yesterday with Birkenstocks, shorts a Nebrasskey Looneyveristy feets ball jerseety on and a leather Beret. I keept my distance and made sure not to turn my back to him. I was afraid I'd get whooped with it and he'd say, "I'm a friend of Annie Lee."
Fer-got to tell you buck, it's a good thing that tornado I tolt ya about was North-west of Dannabrog, if it would have hit down-town Dannabrog it could have destroyed "The International Liars Hall of Fame" which is localted along on wall of the bar.
A sorta friend and a well known Nebraskan author started it. Roger Welsh who used to do "Post Cards From Nebraska" on the Sunday morning Charles Karult show. His books include, "Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them", "It's Not the End of the Earth", but you can see it from here. And of course his famous "Digging in and Pigging Out", a mans guide to food. Any are a good read.
He is also the inventor of Roger Welsh's Famous Catfish bait and sandwhich spread. The idea is sound, everything will taste like catfish bait any way so why bother carrying two jars.