Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[litl rooster]

>Squack, Trinity don't except the next trucks order somethin didn't smell right when he drove into the village.  If he don't like it.. shoot the driver in the butt.>Squack<

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: Would it have been better if I'd a made them out of Potted Meat Product.>

[Trinity]

Sod Buster arrives at the eating establishment.

"Excuse me..do you have a vegetable plate?"

Trinity takes Sod Buster by the collar and throws him out of the restaurant.  "We run a classy eee-stablishment hair.  Dontchu be brangin' it down!  

Hey!  Lula Mae, git outta that puddin'!  We're makin' that fer the wrestlin' contest tonight."

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[Trinity]

>Squack, Trinity don't except the next trucks order somethin didn't smell right when he drove into the village.  If he don't like it.. shoot the driver in the butt.>Squack<

">Squawk, Screee<  Done boss.  That thar truck had some strange an' frightenin' stuff in it.  Tha driver couldn't sit no more, so Ah put it in Neutral an rolled it down tha hill in tha dye-rection of Sodbuster Township.  >Squawk, Click<"

[Sod Buster]

Trinity takes Sod Buster by the collar and throws him out of the restaurant.  "We run a classy eee-stablishment hair.  Dontchu be brangin' it down!  

Hey!  Lula Mae, git outta that puddin'!  We're makin' that fer the wrestlin' contest tonight."

Sod Buster picks himself up, dusts himself off and heads back to SodBuster Township.  They've got corn wreslin' there. 
he takes the muskmelon bowl that the cosie made for him and heads down the road.....

On his way, he stops and sends a telegrapf to the Sheep farmer......Send 1 ton of Prarie Oysters to Litl' Roosterville Hooters....attn Trinity.

Sod Buster can't wait until Trinity bites into those balls.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Sod Buster picks himself up, dusts himself off and heads back to SodBuster Township.  They've got corn wreslin' there. 
he takes the muskmelon bowl that the cosie made for him and heads down the road.....

On his way, he stops and sends a telegrapf to the Sheep farmer......Send 1 ton of Prarie Oysters to Litl' Roosterville Hooters....attn Trinity.

Sod Buster can't wait until Trinity bites into those balls.

Marshall Says "their on the way", got Mountain Oysters too."

"Look out fer dat hijackin, Sheep stealing, Oyster robbing Delmonico."

 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "Ya want some Prairie Shrimp, I could go out on the Dismal and get ya some."

[litl rooster]

  The new 100' tall sign at the Village limits reads<<Visiable 6 miles any direction


Grand Opening Tomorrow

The Roosterville Queen

 

Showboat and Casino

Live poker, 500 slots and Live shows nitely

[Trinity]

Trinity receives a box marked "OYSTERS".  Since he doesn't like oysters... of ANY kind, he sends them on down to Sodbuster township in the hopes that they will be of good use down there.  Besides, he was beginning to feel bad about rolling the truck with strange white blocks down there.

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: They wern't blocks I carved the huveros shaped.>

[Trinity]

<Author's Note: They wern't blocks I carved the huveros shaped.>

Ahhh, Huevos.  I'm taking that you don't mean the huevos that hens lay, but the Huevos that males have, right?

[litl rooster]

Ahhh, Huevos.  I'm taking that you don't mean the huevos that hens lay, but the Huevos that males have, right?

Si testicles...amigo

[Delmonico]

A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival  they even sell T-Shirts.

[litl rooster]

A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival  they even sell T-Shirts.

 

  There's one out east of Missoula every year also. Near Drummond Mt.

[Trinity]

A town here close called South Bend (it on the southern bend of the Platte river) has a deal every year they call The South Bend Testicle Festival  they even sell T-Shirts.

Would those be "Testicle Shirts"?

[Ozark Tracker]

well since we're on this subject, has anybody ever had turkey nuts?  I've never tried them but the people I know who have say they are good.

My wife says she used to get them  in california,  at Morror Bay on the coast,

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico says, "Ya want some Prairie Shrimp, I could go out on the Dismal and get ya some."

Naw..that is too good for them!

[litl rooster]

well since we're on this subject, has anybody ever had turkey nuts?  I've never tried them but the people I know who have say they are good.

My wife says she used to get them  in california,  at Morror Bay on the coast,

ahhh maybe I shouldn't ..................................never mind

[Trinity]

ahhh maybe I shouldn't ..................................never mind

nevermind.

[litl rooster]

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>squack< Trinity your on in my minutes git them high heels back on yer feet