Author Topic: April showers dilute the Coffee and Tea (Read 19122 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #120 on:** April 18, 2020, 06:04:26 PM »

Riley and I rode along, they scored TP, PT AAA batteries, laundry and dish soap, phart cover spray and forgot my glue, so if the chairs fall apart and they land on their arse their problem.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #121 on:** April 18, 2020, 07:50:29 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on April 18, 2020, 12:45:05 PM

Here’s a freebie any can watch on computer

Slim are you required to have Coggins every year for showing?

Great movie although not historically accurate.
Yes, every year.

Slim

Major 2 · « **Reply #122 on:** April 18, 2020, 09:33:07 PM »

Has anyone heard from El Peludo ? Been some time since his last post.

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litl rooster · « **Reply #123 on:** April 18, 2020, 10:42:27 PM »

Quote from: Major 2 on April 18, 2020, 09:33:07 PM

Has anyone heard from El Peludo ? Been some time since his last post.

Yeah it has been

Delmonico · « **Reply #124 on:** April 18, 2020, 11:13:00 PM »

Has been, hope he's ok. Talked to 40 Rod the other night, we had a good rant session the other night.🙄😂

Major 2 · « **Reply #125 on:** April 19, 2020, 01:12:37 AM »

Been Months for 4T too . glad he's doing OK....

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #126 on:** April 19, 2020, 05:01:57 AM »

Quote from: Major 2 on April 18, 2020, 09:33:07 PM

Has anyone heard from El Peludo ? Been some time since his last post.

Me neither.

Morning y'all.
Coffee is hot.

'Tis 45 and clear. High of 52.

Slim

Major 2 · « **Reply #127 on:** April 19, 2020, 07:09:50 AM »

Today , some 72 years ago , Mom endured the pain of birth , she forgave me

God Bless her

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #128 on:** April 19, 2020, 08:07:31 AM »

Quote from: Major 2 on April 19, 2020, 07:09:50 AM

Today , some 72 years ago , Mom endured the pain of birth , she forgave me

God Bless her

Happy birthday, sir.

Slim

Major 2 · « **Reply #129 on:** April 19, 2020, 08:17:52 AM »

Thanks

Thinking of just staying home and doing little .... no wait ! that seems like Deja Vu all over again

litl rooster · « **Reply #130 on:** April 19, 2020, 09:16:04 AM »

Happy Birthday Major2

Been some severe weather since 0500. The weather talking heads say it will remain this way through out the day. Flash Flood warnings up and lots of lightning.

litl rooster · « **Reply #131 on:** April 19, 2020, 09:20:14 AM »

I loved reading 4T’s stories. El Peludo had his monthly check in’s but has been silent. I hope all is well with him. Both are missed here.

River City John · « **Reply #132 on:** April 19, 2020, 10:02:47 AM »

Happy Birthday, Roger.

RCJ

Delmonico · « **Reply #133 on:** April 19, 2020, 11:31:28 AM »

Lexie is barking at the squirrels out in the yard, I have taught her well. Rita is not amused.

Major 2 · « **Reply #134 on:** April 19, 2020, 11:39:36 AM »

Thank you all

Delmonico · « **Reply #135 on:** April 19, 2020, 12:35:18 PM »

Forgot, Lexie distracted me.

Happy Birthday.

Major 2 · « **Reply #136 on:** April 19, 2020, 12:47:36 PM »

Here is my now 42 pound distraction ...thanks Del

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #137 on:** April 20, 2020, 07:15:56 AM »

Morning y'all.
Coffee and tea are hot.

'Tis 25 and sunny. "Gusty winds developing. A mix of clouds and sun giving way to light rain this afternoon. Thunder possible. High near 60F. Winds WSW at 20 to 30 mph. Chance of rain 60%."

Slim

litl rooster · « **Reply #138 on:** April 20, 2020, 07:22:45 AM »

Thanks for the coffee Slim

The rain has moved east up the coast. This place needs a good mowing again. Too wet to start this morning.

M2 there is a dog joke about how many dogs it takes to change a light bulb. I don’t remember the entire story. Seems to me it said, only 1 boarder collie. However it would have to rewire the house first.
Your boy looks plenty smart and happy.

Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #139 on:** April 20, 2020, 09:05:16 AM »

I knew I had this somewhere.

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    4. Rottweiler: Make me.

    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'

    12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

    'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

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Author Topic: April showers dilute the Coffee and Tea (Read 19122 times)

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