Author Topic: THE INFAMOUS DERBY GANG RIDES AGAIN! (Read 13365 times)

Forty Rod · « **on:** February 15, 2010, 11:25:44 AM »

I wear a derby (See my avatar). Gun Click Rick wears a derby. (Post your pic again, Rick.)

We're starting the INFAMOUS DERBY GANG.

The stated goal of the IDG is to take over the world one head at a time, and to have everyone except politicians wear derbies. No politician is worthy of a derby.

If you want to be an INFAMOUS DERBY GANG member, post your name and a picture here. Everyone (except as noted above) is eligible.

Professor Fuller Bullspit, are you going to join us? Who else?

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2010, 02:53:14 PM »

Forty, That's a great new avatar. I would not mind being a member, but I need to find one that's big enough to fit my head(7 1/2).

Forty Rod · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2010, 04:32:05 PM »

I take a 7 7/8-8. My daughter found mine at a sale of costumes and stuff at a community theater. Bob "All Hat" Dumez up in Apple Valley can make you one. Let me know if you want his number.

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Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2010, 10:57:47 AM »

I thought I had a big head, you got me beat. I found a Stetson one in the Old West Shop at the Fort on line.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2010, 04:51:08 PM »

Check River Junction Trade Company. They got 'em.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2010, 08:24:55 PM »

I think I would look worse in a derby than Del does.

Slim

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:06:10 PM »

I think Derby's look better with shorter hair. I've still got my shoulder length hair. I'll probably wait to purchase one until I get a haircut.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:07:58 PM »

So now you tell me.

Professor Marvel · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2010, 10:56:15 PM »

Ah My Dear Forty Rod -
I would LOVE to wear a Derby. Especially with a feather.

However, the Habidasher police (in the form of She Who Must Be Obeyed) objects strenuously. And the objection comes in the worst of all possible forms: the Spousal Laugh Test. If any hat fails the Spousal Laugh Test it must never darken my scalp again.

I once tried a Derby in the presence of My Lovely Spousal Unit. First the smile, then the giggle. I raised my eyebrows in query, and she roared out loud. I tried my "oh,poor me, but I like it" face and she began to collapse on the floor in an attack of laughter spasms!

after several days when she regained her composure and was able to look me in the face without bursting out laughing She explained that I looked like a reincarnation of Stan Laurel doing his comedy bit with his derby ...

but you wear it soooooooo well.

your derbyless servant
prof marvel

Forty Rod · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2010, 10:24:30 AM »

Get her one of her own.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2010, 10:56:54 PM »

Forty, I'll try and get me a Derby next week and get a picture taken, with long hair and beard.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2010, 12:18:44 AM »

That'll work.

Curley Cole · « **Reply #12 on:** March 02, 2010, 01:12:34 AM »

well mr Rod, you forgot Curley (yes it is dark) Old Top is lookin fot a special one

Prof M: My wife laffed all the way down the street when I got this from Eagles Nest...but i preveailed.... She also don't like my "scout hat" either..oh well

good shootin
curley

Curley Cole · « **Reply #13 on:** March 02, 2010, 01:21:51 AM »

here ya go, 4Trod, here is a pix with out the other stooges...heheheh

curleyh

Forty Rod · « **Reply #14 on:** March 02, 2010, 11:00:55 AM »

Now you're cooking.

Queasy Dillo · « **Reply #15 on:** June 09, 2010, 02:48:40 AM »

I ain't got nobody at home to laugh at me. Guess I'll just have to get my mockery here.

WaddWatsonEllis · « **Reply #16 on:** June 09, 2010, 09:22:27 AM »

Forty Rod,

I just bought a butternut Derby that will finish off an 1880s look, along with a jaket that has been on order for months.

When I get both, I will send a pic ....

Does this make me a member?

Forty Rod · « **Reply #17 on:** June 09, 2010, 03:26:27 PM »

You bet your sweet bippy. You're both members now, even that dang mean-lookin' armor plated rat.

Welcome to potential fame and glory.

Queasy Dillo · « **Reply #18 on:** June 09, 2010, 07:01:48 PM »

I can afford fame or I can afford glory. I spent enough on surly that I can't afford both.

On the plus side, I think I got my money's worth.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #19 on:** June 10, 2010, 10:25:26 AM »

Quote from: Queasy Dillo on June 09, 2010, 07:01:48 PM

I can afford fame or I can afford glory. I spent enough on surly that I can't afford both.

On the plus side, I think I got my money's worth.

Welcome to The Fame And Glory 99 Cent Store.

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