WELCOME TO NIGHT CRAWLERS Leo's Gentlemens Club.

[Ozark Tracker]

Grand Opening Soon

[Trinity]

litl rooster's mob police squad comes and erects a sign.


CLOSED FOR BUSINESS

[Leo Tanner]

Better check the status on that an learn ta live with it.  Ya may find it VERY easy.

[Advertising]

[Leo Tanner]

OK, didn't like them Hooters gals anyhow and am startin from scratch.

                                                               Wanted fer pay

Any Gal resemblin Jane Mansfield, Marilyn Monroe, Mamie VanDorin er Ann Margret.  If one of the gals calls in sick we will accept a Marline Deitrich as a fill in.
Auditions will be held at any hour of the day (or night), and drinks will be provided compliments of the propriator. 
                                                          Won't ya join us please

[Leo Tanner]

An fer one perticuler gent I scribbled in Raquel Welsh.  
     An there was this one gal name a Barbie Benton.  Anyone looks like them two is free ta apply as well.


Leo

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Aint they all kinda old Leo? 

They were beautiful in their day n I know Tensleep kent see very well, but I think ya kinda need ta shoot fer some that are a wee younger don'tchaknow!

[Texas Lawdog]

LIT, There's a lot of us that don't see very well anymore around here.

[Trinity]

Marylin Manson shows up at the door to apply.

[Texas Lawdog]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!   SHOOT THAT  THANG !

[Delmonico]

Well I guess I won't be hangin' round here, hate it when I go somewhere and the restroom says Gentlemen on it.  Onna these days I'm gonna get arrested for peein' in the alley.

[Texas Lawdog]

Del, That's what happens when you HANG OUT in the wrong places!

[Leo Tanner]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!   SHOOT THAT  THANG !

Again, BANG


This poor ole gun is gettin too much work lately. 

All I said is the gals need ta look like them, not BE them.  Bring back THE LOOK!!!


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo, It seems that a lot of this weirdness orginates on the west coast. If I were you I would do alot of stockpilin' on the ammo.

[Trinity]

Bruno enters the establishment, starts a fire in the kitchen and exits.  He leaves the territory headed east once he is satisfied that it has burned to the ground.

[Leo Tanner]

Well

A: the place is under construction
B: Bruno is under dirt
C: Yer Mamma shoulda told ya not ta play with matches.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Ol' Bruno really gets off on settin' fires,  The Boy gots some serious issues.  If ya see him, tell he'll get a permanent case of LEAD Poisoning if he come around my house. TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT!

[Leo Tanner]

Well Tex, I's gettin the distinct impression that niether Trinity nor Bruno enjoy seein attractive gals remove theys clothing.
     Makes ya wonder


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Sounds like Bruno likes to set fires more than he likes to watch nekkid women.  Startin' fires is only good for cookin' sumpin' to eat.