Author Topic: Gumshoe for Hire (Arcey's Detective Agency) (Read 36053 times)

Arcey · « **Reply #20 on:** May 27, 2006, 11:05:26 PM »

I'll get ta the bottom of it....................

Forty Rod · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2006, 12:44:14 AM »

You sure that was Trinity? He's vegetable intolerant.

(Gonna have to put boxin' gloves on those ol' boys or the girls are gonna box their jaws for grabbin' what they shouldn't oughtta be.)

Delmonico · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2006, 12:51:08 AM »

Ok, cancel Arcey doin' background checks fer Stoney's place.

Any that look right, send them to Miz Montana's charm school thread and let her decide.

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litl rooster · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:25:07 AM »

Quote from: Wildcat Will on May 27, 2006, 11:01:27 PM

Dunt know ifn he will check out thar background, but I am sur he be checkin out ther backsides and a bit of ther frontsides too!

Chance · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2006, 05:08:07 AM »

Arcey, it seems like they're givin' you a whole bunch of work here. If'n you like I'll take a load off you by bein' in charge of the costume fittin' for the girls. I have some experience 'cos I once visited Hooters in St. Louis.

Arcey · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2006, 08:16:38 AM »

Fine by me, Chance.

Watch Rooster close. The office space he's tryin' ta let has a certain 'aroma' about it.........

Trinity · « **Reply #26 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:53:59 AM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on May 28, 2006, 12:44:14 AM

You sure that was Trinity? He's vegetable intolerant.

(Gonna have to put boxin' gloves on those ol' boys or the girls are gonna box their jaws for grabbin' what they shouldn't oughtta be.)

The girls at the Hooters in litl roosterville alllow the customers to grab anything they desire.

Quote from: Arcey on May 28, 2006, 08:16:38 AM

Fine by me, Chance.

Watch Rooster close. The office space he's tryin' ta let has a certain 'aroma' about it.........

And it seems to get worse as the night progresses, huh?

Quote from: Chance on May 28, 2006, 05:08:07 AM

Arcey, it seems like they're givin' you a whole bunch of work here. If'n you like I'll take a load off you by bein' in charge of the costume fittin' for the girls. I have some experience 'cos I once visited Hooters in St. Louis.

Costume fitting is handled by Trinity only.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #27 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:37:22 PM »

If I can grab anything I want why don't you have somebody truck a couple of feee-lay minions, a qaurt of mushroom gravy, mashed spuds, fresh corn on the cob, shucked peas on ice, a bucket of butter, a half dozen country biscuits, and a pitcher of ice cold Coke by here.

Come back later with hot apple pie and sharp cheddar cheese.

Delmonico · « **Reply #28 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:55:05 PM »

I tolt Slim in the Siver Creek Slim County thread to bring some cheese to Tom's Pub, but he'll bring Colby. I'll go over there and have him bring some Sharp Cheddar, I'll have him drop it by yer office, but I bet he don't get it done till Tuesday.

litl rooster · « **Reply #29 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:15:18 PM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on May 28, 2006, 01:37:22 PM

If I can grab anything I want why don't you have somebody truck a couple of feee-lay minions, a qaurt of mushroom gravy, mashed spuds, fresh corn on the cob, shucked peas on ice, a bucket of butter, a half dozen country biscuits, and a pitcher of ice cold Coke by here.

Come back later with hot apple pie and sharp cheddar cheese.

Trinity take this plate of wings over to the "crotchy guy" and tell him Cracker Barrel just opened up in the Sub Division........If he don't like it git a number at the Complaint dept............How many times do I have to tell you to go disenfect the back office space, geeze that poor detective is about to pass out.

Delmonico · « **Reply #30 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:18:55 PM »

A good detective could find the souce of the smell and take care of it.

Arcey · « **Reply #31 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:54:10 PM »

Good detectives don't take cases like that...........................

Delmonico · « **Reply #32 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:10:02 PM »

Ya know ya got a point.

Trinity · « **Reply #33 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:13:46 PM »

Quote from: litl rooster on May 28, 2006, 03:15:18 PM

Trinity take this plate of wings over to the "crotchy guy" and tell him Cracker Barrel just opened up in the Sub Division........If he don't like it git a number at the Complaint dept............How many times do I have to tell you to go disenfect the back office space, geeze that poor detective is about to pass out.

"Not my yob!"

By the way, who is the "crotchy guy" Ah'll make sure ta stay away!

Delmonico · « **Reply #34 on:** May 28, 2006, 04:24:35 PM »

Yer Big Brother, who else? And you made him that way.

Trinity · « **Reply #35 on:** May 28, 2006, 05:01:54 PM »

"Look! Ah ain' in no way re-sponsible fer makin no man "crotchy!"

Forty Rod · « **Reply #36 on:** May 29, 2006, 12:37:15 AM »

Chiggers'll make you crotchy...or so I've been told. In all my days I ain't ever seen a chigger. Dang near every yother kind of varmint, big and small, but no chiggers.

litl rooster · « **Reply #37 on:** May 29, 2006, 04:30:59 AM »

Quote from: Forty Rod on May 29, 2006, 12:37:15 AM

Chiggers'll make you crotchy...or so I've been told. In all my days I ain't ever seen a chigger. Dang near every yother kind of varmint, big and small, but no chiggers.

Mebbe ya could get Arcey to track one down for ya.

Delmonico · « **Reply #38 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:48:38 PM »

That cause they is very small, smaller than a pinhead, they is a kind of mite and they don't like being called chiggers. (I could tell the rest of the joke, but it ain't PC

)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #39 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:53:52 PM »

I hate them chiggers, itch for a week, maybe longer.

fourty rod, you don't wanta see no chiggers, ticks is bad enough

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