The Grumpies (and friends)

[Leo Tanner]

Well now, that's what what I meant about not bein sure if I liked the stuff er not.
     I aint wishy washy by nature, but that rhubarb stuff got me all confused.  Haven't had it since I was a kid, an when it's offered ta me now I say no, but wonder if mebbe I'd like it these days.  The problem is takin the step ta find out.  Got plenny other pies ta eat


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

The perserves are pretty good, never had a pie.

[Tensleep]

Yeah, you NRE (Non-Rhubarb Eatin') types are doin' yourselves a great dis-service.  Done right it's deeeelicious.

Yeah?

I've been told that liver an' spinach was good too.... mebbe....

NOT FOR ME!!!

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[Arcey]

I've been told that liver an' spinach was good too.... mebbe....

Now I AM sick…….

Pleazin’ went to the bakery ‘n got stuff for my birthday. She knows I don’t want that stuff. Now, if I don’t eat it it’s gonna hurt ‘er feelin’s.

Damn.......

[Leo Tanner]

Ya gonna have pate' with a little somethin florentine Arcey?  Got that Julia Chlde thing goin?

     Try not ta hurt her feelins, just preten' somethin has gone terribly awry with yer bowels an go read a good book in the can 'til dinner's over.  Preserve the piece an all that til it's time fer desert.

     Dang I'm bad.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Yes Maam, It was good.  No Maam, I wouldn't care for seconds.

[Leo Tanner]

Now THAT'S manners Tex.
     Growin up we was taught ta say "No thank you, I don't care for that".
 Lucky these days ta hear, "hey, this sucks".  Aint very polite


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo, I've been married to the same Lady for 35 years. I have well-trained in what to say and what not to say.

[Arcey]

37 come January………

Got out of it. Kindah let it slip my ole mind after supper ‘n she didn’t remind me. Andi came by after class. She encouraged Andi to try some. Small hunk. The girl is like me when it comes to sweets – took a bite, made a face ‘n put it down. Think she took some home for Tim. He ain’t gonna eat it either but the kid helped rescue me. There’s somethin’ left in the ice box. Ain’t lookin’.

[Texas Lawdog]

All that sugar will rot your teeth.

[Leo Tanner]

Sounds like ya pulled it off nicely Arcey

     Ya never did say 'zactly what it was she was tryin ta feed ya.  Hope ya had a great birthday.


Leo

[Arcey]

A good’n, thankee.

Two of ‘em she called lemon bars. That’s what Andi gagged on. Two round things she said were tarts. Thinkin’ that’s what’s in the ice box.

[Leo Tanner]

Glad ta hear it.

     Them lemon bars aint half bad if done right, lest acourse ya don't like lemons.  Used ta make up a batch an watch em disappear in short order. 


Leo

[Arcey]

Not ta put nobody’s tastes down, just wanna try’n explain.

Looked it a couple recipes fer the lemon things. Fullah butter ‘n sugar. Ain’t what I wanna be eatin’. I get ‘nuff of that accidentally. Don’t use either on purpose for any food or beverage. Ain’t for health reasons the stuff just ain’t for me.

Ya see, we often have family ‘ere on the holidays. She’ll have two or three pies of different sorts. Whipped cream, fat free. After we eat they’ll retire to the den for desert. If I have room left in my belly I’ll eat another bowl of collards or green beans. Drink unsweetened iced tea with a twist of lemon.

[Ozark Tracker]

you know I was telling ya about my Aunt sending Pecan Pies, well when ma cousin got here this morning, he was packing a pecan pie from her and some apple nut bread, kinda like banana bread but Apple with pecans.  talk about good,   

[Texas Lawdog]

OT, I would like to have recipe for that apple nut bread.

[Leo Tanner]

Yer right about the butter an sugar Arcey.
     Quit bakin a few years back cause I'm sure I was gonna kill us all.  Most times I'd just sit back watch the others enjoy, but if a pot of coffee got put on I'd join em an eat the stuff.  Lil don't bake, so as long as I stay outta the kitchen we should be safe.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

I can cook breakfast and cook outdoors, but that's where it stops. My wife is a wonderful cook, but there is only two of us and she works late. It's just easier to get take-out than cook. OT, I'm gonna get to bake some of that Apple bread. It sounds and loos good.