So fer awile now I've been noticin that maybe it was time ta set my size Large shirts aside and start gettin size X-Large.
I had been blaming this on my trusty gut--but taday was differnt. Taday I noticed that ma shirt was tight around the shoulders. I told Lil my shoulders must be getting broader--I was grinning with pride.
Then she politely mentioned that it prolly had more ta do with increase in size of my "man boobs"
Man boobs? What kinda Gunslinger has "man boobs"? I really got ta hit the gym, this jus will not do
Leo