A couple of blonde jokes I heard recently..........don't be offended.
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all died and went up to Heaven. God said I will let you in if you can climb this stairway consisting of 1,000 steps. A joke is told at each step. If you can make it all the way to the top without laughing at the joke, I will allow you to enter Heaven.
The redhead made it to the 100th step before laughing. The brunette made it to the 500th step before laughing. The blonde made it to the 999th step and then burst out laughing. God, with a look of amazement, said, "How could you come so close to the top and then laugh?" The blonde said, "I just got the joke from the first step."
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A blonde went to the emergency room with a gunshot wound to her finger. The Doctor asked her what happened. She said that she had decided to commit suicide. "I put the gun to my chest and then thought I didn't want to ruin the $6,000 boob job I had done. I put the gun to my mouth but then thought I didn't want to ruin the $2,000 dental work I had done. So I put the gun in my ear but I didn't want to hear the loud bang so I put my finger in my other ear."

Larryj