Market Strategies Explained

Started by Wake-up!, January 20, 2018, 08:57:25 AM

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You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress, walk up to him and pour him a drink.  You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your bre*st lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you for help. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all the houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Facebook.

You are at a party when this old man walks up to you and grabs your a**. That's Bill Clinton.

You didn't mind it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended and you are awarded a settlement. That's America!
The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.

The greatest mistake in American history was letting government educate our children.
- Harry Browne, 1996/2000 Libertarian Party Presidential candidate


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