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Re: This and That...
« Reply #2340 on: January 14, 2014, 10:39:11 PM »

Obuma Whines: People Don’t “Respect” Me...

(The son-of-a-bitch is right, we don’t respect him.  Instead of pissing and moaning about it he should ask himself why.  Let me count the ways, Barry, you have earned 'said' disrespect:
commie, LIAR, anti-America(ns), LIAR, thief, LIAR, ideologue, LIAR, vindictive, LIAR, arrogant, LIAR, narcissistic, LIAR, egomaniac, LIAR.. feel free to add any I have missed to the list!


Odd.  Obuma announces his dictatorial intentions, telling more than half of the country that he doesn't give a crap about how they feel.  He tells elderly Catholic nuns they must worship his abortion and eugenics culture.  He tells struggling small businesspersons their business will just have to die for his progressive ideology.


And as he jets off to another vacation or hits the greens for yet another day of lazy privilege on our dime, he wonders why he is not universally loved and adored?

Answer being:
Barack, you crummy piece of sh!t, you're the school tool who had to buy his friends. Those people who you think like you, with their ObumaFones and Obuma food stamps they exchange for drug money... they just fake it.  Nobody... and I mean NOBODY  really likes you... well, exception being Al-Qaeda.  Right, Sport?)



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Re: This and That...
« Reply #2341 on: January 15, 2014, 09:58:44 PM »
Could it be true?

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Re: This and That...
« Reply #2342 on: January 17, 2014, 11:45:35 AM »
Hi Warph,ere are you

Where are you? I miss your posts. I hope you are okay.


Democrats are working hard to make sure
conservative groups are silenced in the
2014 midterms.

Jan. 16, 2014 7:19 p.m. ET


President Obama and Democrats have been at great pains to insist they knew nothing about IRS targeting of conservative 501(c)(4) nonprofits before the 2012 election. They've been at even greater pains this week to ensure that the same conservative groups are silenced in the 2014 midterms.

That's the big, dirty secret of the omnibus negotiations. As one of the only bills destined to pass this year, the omnibus was—behind the scenes—a flurry of horse trading. One of the biggest fights was over GOP efforts to include language to stop the IRS from instituting a new round of 501(c)(4) targeting. The White House is so counting on the tax agency to muzzle its political opponents that it willingly sacrificed any manner of its own priorities to keep the muzzle in place.

The fight was sparked by a new rule that the Treasury Department and the IRS introduced during the hush of Thanksgiving recess, ostensibly to "improve" the law governing nonprofits. What the rule in fact does is recategorize as "political" all manner of educational activities that 501(c)(4) social-welfare organizations currently engage in.

It's IRS targeting all over again, only this time by administration design and with the raw political goal—as House Ways and Means Chairman Dave Camp (R., Mich.) notes—of putting "tea party groups out of business."

Read the rest of the story at the Wall Street Journal:
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304603704579324783339931114



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Re: This and That...
« Reply #2343 on: January 18, 2014, 12:21:54 AM »
Fifteen Things That Turned Obuma’s Hair Grey


"There are many factors within the fray,
that have turned our Presidents hair to grey.
Pundits, done-thats and patriots galore
seek to sabotage him evermore..."

These are the things that have turned our fearless leader’s head from black to grey in only five short years:
15 – Having Military Generals whisper to him that ‘they would do a Kennedy’ on him if he so much as tried to close Guantanamo Bay.

14 – Learning just how much control Cheney still had in Washington after leaving office.

13 – Realizing that almost every Republican in D.C. was going to knee cap him no matter what he tried to accomplish politically.

12 – That the entire gauntlet of conservative think tanks were going to turn their brains inside out to undermine any legislation and concern that he had.

11 – That even if he acted as holy as Buddha himself people were going to find things to fault in him.

10 – That his enemies were not going to stop at pointing fingers and slandering him but also his wife and children any chance they got.

9 – Knowing that no matter how carefully he acted FOX News was going to be watching and constantly looking for anything to berate him about his entire term.

8 – That he learned that more Americans than anyone thought were color-blind- they cannot see anyone other than a Caucasian running things.

7 – Learning just how little power the President of the supposedly greatest nation on earth has when it comes to dealing with powerful corporations, ambitious and crafty foreign powers, self-centered lobbying groups and fellow countrymen who care only about their own short-sighted agendas.

6 – Realizing just how little true patriotism there is in this country and just how much phony, self serving, demeaning patriotism there is.

5 – Seeing that no matter how much he tried to reach across the aisle his hand would only get bitten.

4 – Realizing how little acknowledgment and respect he would get from isolationists and from ‘us first and only’ Americans for showing concern, regard and humility towards other foreign countries and political entities.

3 – Coming to know even the slightest of scandals in his administration would get blown up way out of proportion to their importance, an example being to compare a regular kids balloon to that of one of Mickey Mouse in the Macy’s parade.

2 – That many ‘loyal, patriotic Americans’ were so-called loyal and patriotic because it was to their financial or status benefit and that they would use their pompous, inflated stature to hit him over the head with it.

1 – Discovering that half the members of the NRA would love to have his head as a trophy on their wall.

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Re: This and That...
« Reply #2344 on: January 18, 2014, 12:50:22 AM »



Presidential Vagina Chronicles: Michelle Says: “I can’t go home again” After Barry Caught Dipping his Johnson in the Danish Cheese Spread!

by Captain America (Satire World)

The National Enquirer confirmed the story that SW broke last week about the Obama marriage being ‘irretrievably broken’ and even added a few more juicy tidbits that SW with held out of deference to the office of the President of the United States.
Former staunch supporters of Obama were said to be ‘outraged and mortified’ over the President’s actions at the Mandela remembrance, where he behaved like an over sexedpimply teenager as he appeared to be setting up a three some swinging party with Dave Cameron, UK PM, and Helle Thorning Schmidt ,the blonde Commando PM from Denmark.

Said one, “Even Bill would have waited to dip his cigar until he got back to his office and not drool in public like Barry... I think he has a serious sex problem!”

SW ‘sleeper’ stringers inside the White House said that as soon as the first couple got back to DC Michelle banished Barry to the guest sleeping quarters and gave him a real ‘shout out’ about his demeaning behaviour.

Naturally she was more embarrassed about her own humiliation than the ‘black spot’ it put on this country’s diplomatic efforts as the rest of the world waits breathlessly for it to go up in flames, or a gigantic mushroom cloud somewhere in the Mid-East.

The Hawaiian vacation got off to even a worse footing, when concerned libtards allegedly leaked confidential information about the Secret Service covering up catching Barry in at least two compromising positions in the White House whilst Michelle was off on one of her extravagant ‘holidays.’

Apparently that was the ‘hump’ that broke the camel’s back, so to speak, and Michelle launched into a screaming match saying she was ‘done’ and he could ‘go pound sand with your camel jockey friends and ‘choom’ your arse off in Denmark!”

Furthermore, she said she wouldn’t be flying home with Barry saying, ” I don’t want to be anywhere near you until you take and AIDS test and get some therapy with Charlie Sheen!”

Inquiring minds at SW are not surprised. From the first year he was in office, rumours were rampant about Michelle’s jealously amidst reports that several comely staffers were exiled to foreign assignments if they appeared to be showing any interest in the ‘clean, articulate Black Man’ in the White House.

Further digging by SW has come up with a description of at least one of the women being hurriedly shown out of the President’s study after they were ‘rudely’ interrupted discussing ‘French foreign affairs’.

One source described her as ‘the perfect composite woman described in Obama’s 3 auto biogaphys (written by Bill Ayers): Boobs to make J-man cry for mercy, long white legs to drive Kayne West from home, an arse like Reggie Love, and lips so full and ripe Bill Clinton would have committed perjury.(again?)

Unfortunately, no more was seen as she was whisked out to a waiting armoured limousine in a black burqa while Obama retired to the oval office and was seen confessing on his prayer rug and begging Allah that the episode wouldn’t get back to Michelle.

As one Secret Service man commented as he was settling up with a DC hooker, “I wouldn’t want to be the President when Mooch ever hears about this... she could take him 2 out of 3 falls, and flat out whip his arse and then cut off his d*** with that straight edge she’s been carrying since Princeton! Besides, Sharia law is a real Bitch!”

More when SW gets ahold of Barry’s underwear and matches a sample of the DNA in the Cheese!

Plausible deniability is also making the rounds behind closed doors in all late night Washington night spots.

Rachel Maddow: it wasn’t me…I don’t swing that way!

Rihanna: dat man don’t do nuttin’ for me, I thing he digs Jay-Z though!

Huma Weiner: I woulda if I coulda…Kosher just ain’t cuttin’ if for me anymore,
but I don’t want to be stoned to death by my relatives!

Sarah Palin: I’m just very, very surprised he could get it up without Valerie holding it for him!

Michelle Bachman: From what I hear Barry’s got a long, long, long way to go before he can match up with Ron Jeremy!

At a hastily called press conference today Obama looked chagrinned as he started off his monologue saying, “Today…I just want to get back to the Affordable Care Act and not talk about P-P-P***y-Gate!” OOOOPS…damn that telepromter!



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Re: This and That...
« Reply #2345 on: January 18, 2014, 12:58:42 AM »



Hillary Clinton Was Fired For Lying and Fraud During Her First DC Legal Job


Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The former general counsel and chief of staff of the House Judiciary Committee, who supervised Hillary during the 1970s Watergate investigation, says her history of lies and unethical behavior goes back farther – and goes much deeper – than anyone realizes.

Hillary Clinton took some criticism over her reported ‘Bosnia sniper misfire’ claim, for which she has been derided and ridiculed by all but the most staunch of her supporters. It has even inspired a YouTube video, which surpassed 1,500,000 views.

Now comes this bombshell from Jerry Zeifman, who supervised a much younger Hillary Clinton when she worked as a staffer for the Watergate committee back during the Nixon investigation ion the 1970s:

‘A lifelong Democrat, Mr. Zeifman supervised the work of 27-year-old Hillary Rodham on the committee. Hillary got a job working on the investigation at the behest of her former law professor, Burke Marshall, who was also Sen. Ted Kennedy’s chief counsel in the Chappaquiddick affair. When the investigation was over, Zeifman fired Hillary from the committee staff and refused to give her a letter of recommendation – one of only three people who earned that dubious distinction in Zeifman’s 17-year career.’

Why?

“Because she was a liar,” Zeifman said in an interview last week. “She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality.’

Mr. Zeifman also had this to say about a Hillary campaign rally in Connecticut in early February of this year:
‘I have just seen Hillary Clinton and her former Yale law professor both in tears at a campaign rally here in my home state of Connecticut. Her tearful professor said how proud he was that his former student was likely to become our next President. Hillary responded in tears.’

‘My own reaction was of regret that, when I terminated her employment on the Nixon impeachment staff, I had not reported her unethical practices to the appropriate bar associations.’

This is no small potatoes, like the cattle futures dustoff. From Mr.Zeifman’s account, Hillary and others on the Committee, including former senior associate special counsel (and future Clinton White House Counsel) Bernard Nussbaum – engaged in a seemingly implausible scheme to deny Richard Nixon the right to counsel during the investigation by stealing Judiciary Committee files on the only precedent case that could have stonewalled their plot and drafting a legal brief that, according to Mr. Ziefman, “was so fraudulent and ridiculous Hillary would have been disbarred if she had submitted it to a judge.”

Things were already very tough for the former First Lady. Her ex-President husband has not exactly been helping her on the campaign trail recently, and she is no doubt wondering what kind of artillery the dreaded Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is waiting to fire at her in the general election, should she make it that far.

This last torpedo, from a lifelong Democrat no less, may just be the one that sinks the Good Ship Hillary and her dreams of the presidency, which only a year ago looked like a cakewalk.

Though a year can be an eternity in politics, Hillary knows probably better than anyone (except maybe her husband) that political fortunes can turn overnight.

It’s going to be a lively one on the Democrat side. Perhaps even more so than the chaos and turmoil at the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago. Perhaps more than any other in American political history.





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« Reply #2346 on: January 18, 2014, 01:14:09 AM »



Oprah, Dr. Phil, Dr. Ruth & Ron Jeremy Rush to Hawaii During Obama Marriage Crisis!

"To hell with Barry... that scum-bag"

by Captain America


Marriage made in Heaven falling apart over Helle (sic).
Michelle rants over marriage breakup!

Honolulu, HI – (SatireWorld.com)
Rampant rumours of the Obama ‘marriage’ under threat and in crisis by mounting media investigation has led to a team of famous counselors, psychologists and even one well endowed sex surrogate to act in an emergency Intervention!
Tension mounted between the royal couple as Barry played touchy feely with blonde, long legged Danish PM Helle Thorning-Schmidt during the Mandela funeral, with the couple involved in a ‘texting threesome” with British PM Dave ‘do nothing’ Cameron as Michelle looked on with ‘very tight jaws’, according to observers.

Commenting later on the photos that went viral, an embarrassed Jay Blarney, Barry’s apologist, was forced to explain the bulge in Barry’s pocket was not because he was happy to see Helle, but merely the fact he forgot his BlackBerry was set on ‘vibrate’.

Recounting a now familiar explanation Jay added, “Of course the President didn’t know he had set it (his personal encrypted phone) to “HUM” causing the unintended physical reaction.

Dr. Phil commenting on Carney’s remarks said, “it’s not unusual for a guy to get an erection after being cut off from sex for an extended period of time, especially when seated next to an attractive (white) woman who has her skirt hiked up to her navel in a ‘Fatal Attraction’ moment.

Said a body language expert appearing on MSNBC, “Helle is a wonder…she’s always ready for the cameras on time, even though she has two more cheeks to powder and a lot more hair to comb!”

The Brazilian ambassador to the event refused to comment when asked about the apparent slight to his country’s custom of waxing privates.

A disgruntled member of the Hawaiian staff cut down to part time employment (it’s Obamacare) at Oprah’s mansion on the Pacific, said Valerie Jarrett and Gayle King decided Sunday night that they needed to force an ‘intervention’ after Michelle ranted that she had enough on Barry to derail any plans for his future as the next head of the European Union with a residence in Brussels, and within easy commuting distance to Denmark.

“As far as I’m concerned, that Amateur can go to Helle,” Mooch was quoted as screaming to Jarrett, who looked on in horror.

Supposedly Michelle also threatened to have a ‘quickie’ with Harry Belafonte and send Barry the pictures of the event to his private e-mail address just to ‘F*** with his mind!”

Famous barracuda Hollywood divorce lawyer Gloria All-Red (NPI) also was mentioned by Michelle as she finished off her 6th Mimosa while in the hot tub.

Realizing things were getting out of hand the duo send out a 911 call to Oprah to put together a ‘mental illness rehabilitation’ team to fly out to Hawaii before ‘the S*** hit the fan!”

This is now the second presidential flap in less than a week with sexual overtones. France’s Socialist President (does 75% income tax make him a socialist, hmmm?) was left with his arse exposed after being spotted being delivered on a 3-wheeled moped by his driver to a love nest where he was doing the Mambo with an actress 20 years his junior.

When questioned by a French SW stringer on why he was wearing a helmet to disguise himself, he was quoted as saying, “when one choses to live dangerously, it’s always best to have protection for your head,” before he scooted away back to the palace.

Apparently now spurned, Valerie Trierwiler, France’s ‘first mistress’ was so distraught on the news, she checked herself into rehab for stress and ‘humiliation’, also concerned that she would be left off the flight manifest as Hollonde flew to the US next month to meet with Obama, who she claimed ‘is a very dear friend with similar proclivities to my dear Francois.”

No further word from Michelle’s intimate advisors why Ron Jeremy, famous porn star with over 2000 ‘appearances’ is making the trip other than to portray a ‘stiff front’ to combat rumours of sexual dysfunction in the First Couple.

Lindsay Lohan, contacted about the Presidential conundrum was said to have had 3 demands prior to her last adult movie appearance: No Bestiality, No Anal, and NO SEX with Barry. Who Knew, eh?

More after Gloria All-Red releases her terms for divorce.



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Re: This and That...
« Reply #2347 on: January 18, 2014, 05:42:49 AM »

Is the Obama marriage on the rocks?
Astonishing claims emerge of ugly fights over that selfie,
and even a Presidential affair

Formidable: Michelle Obama with her husband

***Michelle Obama alleged to have discovered her husband has been unfaithful
***Reports claim they will separate at the end of his presidency in 2016
***Follows claims in two books that couple neared divorce in early 2000's


The Daily Post
by Tom Leonard
Jan. 17, 2014



With invitations warning guests to ‘EBYC’ — Eat Before You Come — and rumours they’ll be dancing to star turns from Beyonce and her rapper husband Jay Z, it won’t be your usual White House knees-up.

Michelle Obama was 50 yesterday and President Barack Obama will be feting his redoubtable First Lady tonight with a party that will give them the chance to let their hair down and forget their troubles for a few hours.

The email inviting guests to the ‘snacks & sips & dancing & dessert’ advised them to wear comfortable shoes and practise their dance moves.

Purse-lipped Washington etiquette experts have tutted at the informality of it all, but the Obamas have always been keen to appear accessible, even if the stand-offish reality is somewhat different.

The Obamas are the world’s most scrutinised couple at the best of times, but it will be rare to find a guest at the bash who won’t be secretly watching them with particular interest.

After all, the last time they were pictured together — at Nelson Mandela’s memorial — the First Lady was looking none too pleased as the her husband posed for a ‘selfie’ photograph with the leggy blonde Danish Prime Minister, Helle Thorning-Schmidt.
Indeed, if the U.S. tabloids are to be believed, the relationship of Washington’s golden couple is facing problems that go far beyond dirty looks.

Under the headline Obama Divorce Bombshell!, the National Enquirer claims their 21-year marriage has dissolved in a string of ugly fights that were prompted by the Mandela memorial incident and — far more outrageously — Mrs Obama’s discovery that Secret Service bodyguards had been covering up infidelity on her husband’s part.
It’s an allegation the White House has declined to comment on, though after Bill Clinton’s trouser-dropping scandals, Americans would be rather less sanguine about any extra-marital activity than the French appear to be over President Francois Hollande’s behaviour.

Mrs Obama, the Enquirer claims, intends to stand by her husband until his presidency is over, at which time he will move back to Hawaii, where he grew up, and she will stay in Washington with their children.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541580/Is-Obama-marriage-rocks-Ugly-fights-selfie-Even-Presidential-affair-Astonishing-claims-emerge.html#ixzz2qkTqhUYs
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« Reply #2348 on: January 18, 2014, 09:34:50 PM »

'Extraordinary crisis' needed to preserve 'New World Order'

Author of 'shock and awe' doctrine says elite threatened by non-state actors like Snowden
Paul Joseph Watson
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 January 17, 2014

Writing for the Atlantic Council, a prominent think tank based in Washington DC, Harlan K. Ullman warns that an “extraordinary crisis” is needed to preserve the “new world order,” which is under threat of being derailed by non-state actors like Edward Snowden.


Image: Atlantic Council Meeting (Wikimedia Commons).

The Atlantic Council is considered to be a highly influential organization with close ties to major policy makers across the world. It’s headed up by Gen. Brent Scowcroft, former United States National Security Advisor under U.S. Presidents Gerald Ford and George H. W. Bush. Snowcroft has also advised President Barack Obama.

Harlan K. Ullman was the principal author of the “shock and awe” doctrine and is now Chairman of the Killowen Group which advises government leaders.

In an article entitled War on Terror Is not the Only Threat, Ullman asserts that, “tectonic changes are reshaping the international geostrategic system,” arguing that it’s not military superpowers like China but “non-state actors” like Edward Snowden, Bradley Manning and anonymous hackers who pose the biggest threat to the “365 year-old Westphalian system” because they are encouraging individuals to become self-empowered, eviscerating state control.

“Very few have taken note and fewer have acted on this realization,” notes Ullman, lamenting that “information revolution and instantaneous global communications” are thwarting the “new world order” announced by U.S. President George H.W. Bush more than two decades ago.

“Without an extraordinary crisis, little is likely to be done to reverse or limit the damage imposed by failed or failing governance,” writes Ullman, implying that only another 9/11-style cataclysm will enable the state to re-assert its dominance while “containing, reducing and eliminating the dangers posed by newly empowered non-state actors.”

Ullman concludes that the elimination of non-state actors and empowered individuals “must be done” in order to preserve the new world order. A summary of their material suggests that the Atlantic Council’s definition of a “new world order” is a global technocracy run by a fusion of big government and big business under which individuality is replaced by transhumanist singularity.

Ullman’s rhetoric sounds somewhat similar to that espoused by Trilateral Commission co-founder and regular Bilderberg attendee Zbigniew Brzezinski, who in 2010 told a Council on Foreign Relations meeting that a “global political awakening,” in combination with infighting amongst the elite, was threatening to derail the move towards a one world government.

Ullman’s implied call for an “extraordinary crisis” to reinvigorate support for state power and big government has eerie shades of the Project For a New American Century’s 1997 lament that “absent some catastrophic catalyzing event – like a new Pearl Harbor,” an expansion of U.S. militarism would have been impossible.

In 2012, Patrick Clawson, member of the influential pro-Israel Washington Institute for Near East Policy (WINEP) think tank, also suggested that the United States should launch a staged provocation to start a war with Iran.

Ullman’s concern over failing state institutions having their influence eroded by empowered individuals, primarily via the Internet, is yet another sign that the elite is panicking over the “global political awakening” that has most recently expressed itself via the actions of people like Edward Snowden, Julian Assange, Bradley Manning and their growing legion of supporters.

http://www.infowars.com/think-tank-extraordinary-crisis-needed-to-preserve-new-world-order/


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« Reply #2349 on: January 18, 2014, 10:27:32 PM »

Opinion

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ObamaCare gets outsourced amid unemployment crisis

By Robert Oak

January 18, 2014 | 5:05pm

President Obama spent $831 billion of taxpayer money on a stimulus plan for the economy. He gave nearly $50 billion in aid to GM to keep it afloat. He lost $500 million on energy company Solyndra. All in the name of saving jobs.

Yet when it comes to his own signature initiative, the president doesn’t care about American workers. He’s outsourced ObamaCare.

After the disastrous rollout of HealthCare.gov, the administration hired Accenture as the new lead contractor. The deal is estimated to be worth $90 million and is now in the hands of the poster boy for global labor arbitrage and offshore tax havens.

Accenture has 80,000 Indian workers, 35,000 in the Philippines and only 40,000 in the United States. Over 40 percent of their worth comes from outsourcing. In all probability, the tech jobs awarded under this contract and paid for with US tax dollars are going abroad.

But even if the work is done locally, chances are the employees are foreigners brought in for lower wages using the controversial H-1B visa program — where companies are allowed to hire guest workers from abroad.

In 2012, Accenture ranked fifth among American companies in using H-1B visas. That year alone, Accenture brought into the United States 4,037 foreign workers on H-1B visas.

Tech companies argue they need H-1B visas because there aren’t enough qualified American engineers, yet the facts do not bear this out. In truth there is no tech worker shortage or lack of skills and talent in America. The real motivation of offshore outsourcing companies like Accenture is cost. They use H-1B and other guest-worker visas to pay less wages than they would have to pay an equivalent American worker.

Accenture saves money by underpaying foreign guest workers they import — typically 25 percent less for their imported employees than the prevailing wage for a similar US citizen worker.

Ron Hira, an associate professor of public policy at the Rochester Institute of Technology, analyzed Accenture’s use of the H-1B program. In 2005, the company had 12,684 H-1B foreign guest workers earning an average of $53,042 per year. That’s far less than the median $80,000 salary the same job responsibilities and skills required would fetch for an American worker. Accenture is so bad, they paid a foreign guest worker $25,113 per year — for the title of “chief programmer.” Typically chief programmers make six figures in the United States.

It appears undercutting wages with H-1B visas is part of Accenture’s business model. Hira found that, in 2012, the median salary paid for Accenture’s new H-1B workers was $64,700, while Amazon paid their equivalent H-1B workers a median salary of $95,000. Google, who also uses comparable technical skills sets to Accenture and Amazon, paid a median salary of $110,000 to their new H-1B visa hires.

Accenture also avoids American taxes. The company is headquartered in Chicago, but it’s incorporated in noted tax haven Ireland.

It’s unclear how much money Accenture has avoided paying to the US. But the company caused a scandal in the UK last year when it was revealed it paid only 3.5% in corporate income taxes, when the going rate is 25%.

If you’ve never heard of Accenture, the largest consulting company in the world, that’s by design. Accenture used to be called Arthur Anderson, until it was found to be complicit in the Enron scandal.

But hey, new name, new advertising campaign — who remembers?

And chances are Accenture has kept its nose clean since . . . Except no.

In 2011, Accenture agreed to pay the government nearly $64 million after being accused by the Justice Department of making false claims for payment with agencies for information-technology services. That’s right, they falsely billed the government for IT work. And now they’re running the government’s health-care website.

http://nypost.com/2014/01/18/obamacare-gets-outsourced-amid-unemployment-crisis/

 

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