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General announcements & Events / Covid Vaccinations
« on: January 27, 2021, 01:01:16 PM »
For those who haven't seen any information about getting vaccinated, like me.
Call the county health department and get on the list.
They are getting 100 doses per week and dividing it across the county.
At that rate it will take around six months to have enough for one dose per person.
I'm more than a little curious why nothing is posted anywhere about this.
A simple flyer would help, short of having a town crier.
Obviously, there are people that knew about it. ???

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Poetry / Re: Poems wanted!!!
« on: December 29, 2020, 01:07:22 PM »
Emily Dickinson - 1830-1886






I measure every Grief I meet
With narrow, probing, eyes –
I wonder if It weighs like Mine –
Or has an Easier size.

I wonder if They bore it long –
Or did it just begin –
I could not tell the Date of Mine –
It feels so old a pain –

I wonder if it hurts to live –
And if They have to try –
And whether – could They choose between –
It would not be – to die –

I note that Some – gone patient long –
At length, renew their smile – 
An imitation of a Light
That has so little Oil –

I wonder if when Years have piled – 
Some Thousands – on the Harm – 
That hurt them early – such a lapse
Could give them any Balm – 

Or would they go on aching still
Through Centuries of Nerve –
Enlightened to a larger Pain – 
In Contrast with the Love – 

The Grieved – are many – I am told – 
There is the various Cause – 
Death – is but one – and comes but once – 
And only nails the eyes – 

There's Grief of Want – and grief of Cold – 
A sort they call "Despair" – 
There's Banishment from native Eyes –
In sight of Native Air – 

And though I may not guess the kind – 
Correctly – yet to me
A piercing Comfort it affords
In passing Calvary – 

To note the fashions – of the Cross – 
And how they're mostly worn – 
Still fascinated to presume
That Some – are like my own –

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The Coffee Shop / Re: Brain Tease
« on: December 29, 2020, 12:55:56 PM »
The German owns the fish.

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Politics / Re: A Red and Blue Divorce? . . .
« on: December 29, 2020, 12:46:27 PM »
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

P. J. O'Rourke

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The Coffee Shop / Re: 1879 photo of Howard
« on: July 09, 2019, 11:43:28 AM »
   No photo here.

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Miscellaneous / Re: Another Joke
« on: September 25, 2017, 02:29:17 PM »
“ THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER

A Minneapolis lawyer went duck hunting up north. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly Norwegian farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "Dis is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in Minnesota and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes. We settle small disagreements like dis with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's breakfast gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his ample rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have da duck." ”

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Miscellaneous / Re: Another Joke
« on: September 25, 2017, 02:09:34 PM »
“ I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned. ”

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Miscellaneous / Re: Another Joke
« on: September 22, 2017, 11:20:38 AM »
“ When I die, I want to go out peacefully, in my sleep, just like my dear old Grandpa..
(Not screaming hysterically like the three other people riding in his car with him.) ”

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Miscellaneous / Re: Another Joke
« on: September 17, 2017, 12:08:56 PM »
“ A man with a gun walks in to a bar...

He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"

A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!" ”

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The Coffee Shop / Re: What's On Your Jukebox In September?
« on: September 14, 2017, 12:56:17 PM »
      Here's one I stumbled on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPM1ifkOQ9s

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