Tough Sh**, Amigo
A beautiful fairy appeared one day
to a destitute Mexican refugee
outside an Arizona immigration
office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've
been sent here by President Obama
and told to grant you three
wishes, since you just arrived in
the United States with your wife
and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well,
where I come from we don't have
good teeth, so I want new teeth,
maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's
almost toothless grin and --
PING!-- he had a brand new shining
set of gold teeth in his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two
more to go."
The refugee claimant now got
bolder. "I need a big house with
a three-car garage in Annapolis on
the water with eight bedrooms for
my family and the rest of my
relatives who still live in my
country.. I want to bring them
all over here" --- and -- PING!--
in the distance there could be
seen a beautiful mansion with a
three-car garage, a long driveway,
and a walkout patio with a BBQ in
an upscale neighborhood
overlooking the bay.
"One more wish," said the fairy,
waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be
like an American with American
clothes instead of these torn
clothes, and a baseball cap
instead of this sombrero. And I
want to have white skin like
Americans" ---and --- PING! -- The
man was transformed - wearing
worn-out jeans, a Baltimore
Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball
cap. He had his bad teeth back
and the mansion had disappeared
from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?"
he wailed. "Where is my new
house?"
THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . .
NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD .
. . . . . .
The fairy said:
"Tough sh**, Amigo, now that you
are a white American, you have to
fend for yourself."
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Jo, thats a good one!! Almost choked on my coffee :D ;D :D
Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im."
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008..... But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out! You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey, and now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
Let's all get busy and cure this disease!!!
Great wit, I love it.