I'll start this out..because I think the "wonder why's " are never ending...
Do you ever wonder why the signs and buttons on drive-up ATM's also printed in Braille? 8)
Or............why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What color do smurfs turn when you choke them?............
And why do they sterilize the lethal injection needle??
OR. what's wrong with Teresa's spell checker (see title of thread)
OR, why there's civil rights, women's rights and illegal immigrants rights, but no free white male rights?
OR, why my wife is sitting here bugging me about setting up her new phone! (Read the book-------)
Larryj
Why are you down sick with WGA when the sun finally decides to shine, and you want to be outside but just feel like crap? :P
Why we all sit here at the computer when there is a LIFE out there...........or at least basketball on tv.
*Why does NO one comment on the forums politics page anymore? Is everyone in Kansas under Obama's spell?
*Why is Anmar too (cluck, cluck) chicken to comment about Varmits friends, too chicken to comment about anything? Has Anmar gone home to roost?
*Why KU, No#1 team in the nation, would lose to a team nobody ever heard of?
*If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
*How did a fool and his money GET together?
*If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
*Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural??
*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
*Why is abbreviation such a long word?
*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity??
*How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
*Is it true that cannibals don't eat Democrat CLOWNS because they taste funny?
*What did cured ham actually have??
*Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
*Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
*If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
A few more "Wonder Why's":
*If Obama is so brilliant, why does he parrot the words and thoughts of a bunch of schmucks like Karl Marx, Saul Alinsky, Al Gore and Michael Moore?
*Why does he insist that the trouble with the Constitution and the Civil Rights movement is that they didn't focus on the redistribution of wealth?
*Why would he hand over the federal budget to a couple of sleazy morons like Pelosi and Reid?
*Why on earth would he put Henry Waxman in charge of his energy program? A brilliant person wouldn't trust Waxman to bring baked beans to a picnic.
*Why would anyone suggest he is anything but a left-wing ignoramus when he decides to model a health care plan after such dismal failures as England, Canada and Cuba, while exhuming the failed economic policies of FDR.
*Wonder why Obama has more in common with Noam Chomsky, Hugo Chavez and some Berkeley hippies than he has with Washington, Jefferson and Adams.
*Why does Obama seems to think exactly the same way he was thinking back in college, when he was a pot-smoking idiot who sought out students who were self-professed revolutionaries and professors who were communists?
*And Larry, you're right.... Teresa's spell checker sucks!
HA HA HA Lordy Pete ----- I laughed all the way through those two post.......Teresa is on her way home...so the two of you may have to take cover. You know the saying, " Fore warned is fore armed".
WARPH, Whoa there Hoss. I know of one Kansan that aint under the Obama spell. Just so sick of what's coming down the pike. Spending all my free time digging on my bunker----to make room for all that beerr you and Slappy are bringing. Tell me again how many semi loads you are bringing ?
I would pour a cold coffee to nuke and turn on the microwave only to see
the cup of coffee where I left it..
Oh dear, and it is just the start of the week..............going to be a better day.
It is going to get better, it is going to get better.!! Maybe if I say it enough
it will.
I've been wondering what kind of idiot it takes to vote in a 40% excise tax on top flight plans offered through your employer...For that matter, what kind of idiot does it take to vote in a 40% tax on ANYTHING?
Why there is a cup of hot coffee in the microwave and I have been sitting in my recliner for 10 minutes before remembering it?
Why is it that you can shoot somone for breaking into your house but not your country?
Why if they're repeat offenders do we let them out again?
Why are black people brown, white people peach, and yellow people tan?
Why do they call it "taking a leak"? Did it belong to someone else?
If we aren't supposed to cheat why are we allowed to use Cliffs Notes?
My mom and I always wondered why ..when we are vacuuming the rug.. if we see a thread or yarn or something like that on the floor..
Why do we lean over..pick it up ..and then drop it in front of the sweeper... sometimes having to go over it several times before it sucks it up..
weird... but I do it. :-\
And why do you call pants a pair when it is only one item? ???
And.. ..if a man makes a statement, and there is no woman around to hear, is he still wrong? ;D
Why is it that I have to bust my butt cleaning around the house on the day that the cleaning lady comes? Wife calls it "getting things picked up." HAH!
Larryj
Why is it that the men in my family can get out all of the things they need to make a sandwich, put all of the things away after the sandwich is made, yet leave the cheese wrapper on the counter? Everytime!
I do the same thing Larry. If I worked at the house everyday like I do the night before the housekeeper, I wouldn't need one.
Why do the little dogs always want to eat the big dog's dog food and the big dog always wants to eat the little dogs food?
Cleaning lady? What's a cleaning lady?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Funny.. in my house... "the man" certainly knows where all the stuff is to make a sandwich.. but darn if he knows where it all goes back... ::)
It's genetic I think, once in awhile there is a mutation that allows a man to pick up after themselves, but not often. :-\
Confusous say, well, maybe should have said--------------
Man who does not pick up after himself has not been married.
Married man who does not pick up after himself will not be married long.
Married man who does pick up after himself has a great wife.
Larryj
Quote from: larryJ on March 26, 2010, 05:08:32 PM
Confusous say, well, maybe should have said--------------
Man who does not pick up after himself has not been married.
Married man who does not pick up after himself will not be married long.
Married man who does pick up after himself has a great wife.
Larryj
Or just a well trained wife 8)
Al's pretty good about putting food back, but turn off a light? Never!
Turn out the lights, the party's over or perhaps just starting.
Um...in the basement, garage, shed, porch, attic......now about that party? ;D ;D ;D
I am sitting here watching the Laker game and as in the past, I have often wondered------------------------
why do the networks feel, in the pro games such as basketball or football, that we need to hear the so-called analysts tell us-----
a) what it was we just watched
b) why they are more informed than I am
c) why they have to be there when we could be watching the halftime show
I am sure that there is a halftime show of some sorts. I don't particularly care about their opinions. I would rather watch the Laker girls or some tumbling group or a jazz band on the court, or in football, a marching band.
Larryj