Rules for Bullshit Bingo
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit
Bingo" card by drawing a square.
I find that 5" x 5" is a good size—and dividing it into columns, five
across and five down. That gives you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
. Restored our reputation
. Strategic fit
. Let me be clear
. Make no mistake
. Back from the brink
. Signs of recovery
. Out of the loop
. Benchmark
. Job creation
. Fiscal restraint
. Win-win
. Affordable health care
. Previous Administration
. Greed on Wall Street
. At the end of the day
. Empower (or empowerment)
. Touch base
. Mindset
. Corporate greed
. Ballpark
. Game plan
. Leverage
. "Inherited" as in "I inherited this mess"
. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand
up and shout........ "BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." -
Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D.,
Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first
win." - Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the
fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the
third time in two hours." - Harry A, Chantilly
"I won in the first two minutes of his speech in PA. yesterday.
What a putz this clown is!" - Warph, Arizona