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General Category => Politics => Topic started by: Jo McDonald on January 02, 2009, 02:10:17 PM

Title: Happy New Year
Post by: Jo McDonald on January 02, 2009, 02:10:17 PM



Happy New Year!


I want to be the first to send you Happy New Year greetings ...

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.


Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the 2000 election.

And all of us are happy; The election is finally over!

2009 should be even better:  Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, He will rest.











Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: frawin on January 02, 2009, 02:27:09 PM
Jo. I love it, we can start blamimg Obama for the housing Crisis and everything else that is going wrong.
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Warph on January 03, 2009, 02:17:51 AM


LOL..... I love it!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ;D
Title: Re: Happy New Year
Post by: Teresa on January 04, 2009, 03:19:47 PM
It's been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here's the reminder why! It's the year-end review of the news, and maybe it'll seem a little better with music.